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Who exactly is officially in your harem anyway? I just want to know who is left over for the rest of us...  :'(
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Let me start by saying that there isn't a guy on this board who isn't way too good to be "left over" by any woman.

I am neither naive nor egotistical enough to think for a moment that I have first choice, or any choice for that matter, of men on this board.  I am the first person to admit that I'm a flirt, and what I do is intended to be all in good fun.  I apologize to you, Zella, and to anyone else to whom I've given the wrong impression.

Someone I met on another board said it best about me - I'm not the kind of woman men get too serious about, or develop romantic feelings for; but boy am I fun to play with and good for the ego!

As for who is "officially in my harem", I guess that would be Fett69.  He declared himself its founding (and only) member a while back.  That, too, is just for fun on the board; in fact, if anyone thought he was serious, I can think of one woman off hand who'd want to have a little talk with him about it.  Oh, and just in case you were going to ask, ThunderVamp9 became my slave on the board a few months ago, also by his own choice.    

I don't recall ever trying to stop anyone here from flirting with, or developing a relationship with, anyone else on the board.  Not only am I not the jealous type, but I don't have claim to anyone here anyway.  If, and I mean IF, any guy on this board has made it seem that he is in any way tied to me, it is by his own free will.  

But if what you wanted was an open invitation from me, here it is:

Zella and all the other women on the board, have at 'em.  The bar is open.  Let the games begin.

Good luck, guys.

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Zella, I'm sooooo glad to know you were just being silly!  ;D
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Unfortunately, that is what I do best.  ::)

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The truth is, because I haven't had the pleasure of actually getting to know you outside of reading your posts, I wasn't sure how to take this thread.  Normally, I would have posted a smartass (who, me? ::)) reply and had a lot of fun with it; but if you were serious, I didn't want to just blow it off like I didn't care, because the last thing I want is for my flirting to upset anyone.

I'm glad to know that it's cool to have some fun with you in responding to your posts!  I just know that some of the things I say come on a little strong, so I try not to play too much with people I don't know very well.  Consider yourself on the "okay to play with" list of friends now!  :)  (Uh-ohhh...)
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Yeah, I am the same way; which is why I tried to wait until the last couple of weeks to start messing with people; sometimes I blurt things out and I know I'm joking, but on occasion other people don't see it the same way.  :-BUT, there are one or two I wouldn't mind putting a bid on, when and if we women ever decide to split 'em up.  I'm very good at sharing and fully expect to have to take my turn, but let's just say I have my first and second round draft picks decided!  ;)
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Maybe we could just draw all the names out of a hat....?  :)

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But I must warn you that I'm so ugly when I saw my reflection, the pond broke. ;D
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Now stop. NOW!!!

Anywho...flirting online should be a given-I know it's all in good fun. I never want to be taken too seriously-my husband might expect me to get a job.

Can't have that, can we? ;)

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My fear is living in England by the time you've all finished with them there'll be nothing left to send over!!
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Hey Gis !

Some of us live further away than that !  :'(

Hang on , wait a minute, this comes under the heading of :

Saving the best till last !!


Hee hee hee


FB  :-* :-* (those kisses are not for you Gis.....)    ;) ;)

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FB  :-* :-* (those kisses are not for you Gis.....)    ;) ;)
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Why not?? :'(.I've been a very good girl so far this week.

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Why not?? :'(.I've been a very good girl so far this week.
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Dear Gis

I owe you a big apology - I didn't look at the female symbol when drafting my message - when it was clear from your messsage that you were from Britain I must have gone into 'Bobo' or 'Philbo' mode - hence my terse yet sensitive reply.... :)

Not only can you have the original ones, but there are some more :


:-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*   ;)


FB  :)

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Someone I met on another board said it best about me - I'm not the kind of woman men get too serious about, or develop romantic feelings for; but boy am I fun to play with and good for the ego!
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I don't know about anyone else, but I want to know what this sentence means?   ;D  Any way this can be expounded upon without deleting yourself.   LOL !!!

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Dear Gis

I owe you a big apology - I didn't look at the female symbol when drafting my message - when it was clear from your messsage that you were from Britain I must have gone into 'Bobo' or 'Philbo' mode - hence my terse yet sensitive reply.... :)

Not only can you have the original ones, but there are some more :


:-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*   ;)


FB  :)
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Thats ok you're forgiven!! ;)

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I don't know about anyone else, but I want to know what this sentence means?   ;D  Any way this can be expounded upon without deleting yourself.   LOL !!!
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Wow, Fragged, you should have seen the first response I gave to this post!!!  :o  I thought you were just being funny when you hinted at the possibility, but I actually had to delete it due to illicit content!  *slaps own hand*  Ooooh, naughty me!  ;)

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Mystery Woman: If you want to flirt with me, go right ahead. It's not like you can bite me from all the way from Vancouver.
But I must warn you that I'm so ugly when I saw my reflection, the pond broke. ;D
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Ditto!  (Really!)

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Ditto!  (Really!)
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And yet you say a cheerleader tried to hit on you........hmmm.....

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<--needs somone to flirt with.  :'(
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I could flirt with you Rapture. I seem to have hit a dry spell the last 24 hours!  ;D ::) :-X

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I could flirt with you Rapture. I seem to have hit a dry spell the last 24 hours!  ;D ::) :-X
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I would be honored..if I ate from that side of the buffet!  ;D ;)

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As for who is "officially in my harem", I guess that would be Fett69.  He declared himself its founding (and only) member a while back.  That, too, is just for fun on the board; in fact, if anyone thought he was serious, I can think of one woman off hand who'd want to have a little talk with him about it.End Quote

Aw, MW, I don't think Valerie Bertinelli will mind!  ;D

Quoting:  If, and I mean IF, any guy on this board has made it seem that he is in any way tied to me, it is by his own free will.  End Quote

The last time I was tied to you, I got rope burn!   :P

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Zella and all the other women on the board, have at 'em.  The bar is open.  Let the games begin.End Quote

Gee, after I squeeze into that outfit, now I'm a free agent?!   :'(
I'll work on the "love handles!"  :-/

Quoting:<--needs somone to flirt with.   End Quote

Well, Rapture, the "bar is open".  What's your sign?

And did you say something about a buffet...?

Quoting: Mystery Woman: If you want to flirt with me, go right ahead. It's not like you can bite me from all the way from Vancouver.  But I must warn you that I'm so ugly when I saw my reflection, the pond broke. End Quote

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Ditto!  (Really!)
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Oh, reeeeeeeeeally, crazydon?

Translation:  Go ahead and flirt with me, MW.  I'm not going to answer your messages, but do keep sending them...  ::)  :P


And BTW, guys...  you'd be surprised how far my bite can reach!  :o

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Aw, MW, I don't think Valerie Bertinelli will mind!  ;D End Quote

Oh no, not another one!  How many times in my life am I going to have to compete against HER??

(Quit laughing at me, TX!  :P )

Quoting: The last time I was tied to you, I got rope burn!   :P End Quote

I begged you not to struggle.  I told you I'd let you go just as soon as I was finished with you.  You didn't listen.  Didn't I kiss your rope burn better, though?  Never let it be said that I don't care...  :-*

Quoting: Gee, after I squeeze into that outfit, now I'm a free agent?!   :'( End Quote

Oooooooooohhhhh, that outfit is SOOOOOO sexy!  :o  I was flattered and honored when you started my harem, but I don't want you to think I take you for granted and expect you to stay.  Of course, if you want to stay, you will be greatly rewarded for your affections...  ;)

Quoting: I'll work on the "love handles!"  :-/ End Quote

You know I adore your love handles, just like everything else about you!  And remember, unless I get to be that fitness machine, I don't really care if you work out or not!  

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Well, Rapture, the "bar is open".  What's your sign?

And did you say something about a buffet...?
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Bartender, give me a Fett69 with a twist of naughtiness. LOL

As for the buffet, ........   .......  ............!!!!! <-- edited for content.  ;D

However being you are part of the MW harem.....is it safe to sample a drink?  :P

Quoting:Oh no, not another one!  How many times in my life am I going to have to compete against HER??

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Now, now.  There is no competition.  Val & I have an understanding.  I can be with whoever I want, and she can continue to have no idea I exist.  ;D

Quoting:I begged you not to struggle.  I told you I'd let you go just as soon as I was finished with you.  You didn't listen.  Didn't I kiss your rope burn better, though?  Never let it be said that I don't care...  End Quote

It's difficult to not struggle when you're tickling me!  I told you, soft carresses or the hard stuff, but NO tickling!

And yes, your TLC on the burns made it all worth while. ;)

Quoting:Oooooooooohhhhh, that outfit is SOOOOOO sexy!    I was flattered and honored when you started my harem, but I don't want you to think I take you for granted and expect you to stay.  Of course, if you want to stay, you will be greatly rewarded for your affections... End Quote

I'm all for a rewards program!  Of course you already know that nothing short of a restraining order would drive me away from my Goddessness.   :-*

Quoting:You know I adore your love handles, just like everything else about you!  And remember, unless I get to be that fitness machine, I don't really care if you work out or not!  End Quote

 

As Olivia Newton-John would say, "Let's get physical..."   :D

Quoting:Bartender, give me a Fett69 with a twist of naughtiness. LOLEnd Quote

It's a little like a Sex On The Beach, but you find less sand afterwards.

Quoting:As for the buffet, ........   .......  ............!!!!! <-- edited for content.  End Quote

Is it the traditional buffet motto: Take all you want, but finish all you take?!

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I'm not "a part", I'm the WHOLE harem.   8)

Unfortunately, there's more than enuff Fett to go around.  :-[

And are you worried about MW's wrath, or are you implying a different kind of health risk?!   ;)

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Give me a double. :P

Quoting:Is it the traditional buffet motto: Take all you want, but finish all you take?! End Quote

Pretty much  ;D

Quoting:I'm not "a part", I'm the WHOLE harem.   8)
Unfortunately, there's more than enuff Fett to go around.  :-http://www.stopstart.btinternet.co.uk/sm/notworthy.gif
More to please all us ladies! ;)

Quoting:And are you worried about MW's wrath, or are you implying a different kind of health risk?!   ;)
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 http://www.jordysworld.de/emoticons/lachen01.gif   Just have to make sure your not on a short chain. ;)