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Try tearing the renewal bill in about one hundred pieces and then send that! Put on the outside of the envelope, POSTAGE TO BE PAID BY ADDRESSEE, and go ahead and send it with NO POSTAGE!

Peace,Cat Lover
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that's just it, I don't even have to write that, this is a postage paid envelope... I do have a shreader at work, but I'd rather go for the shock value

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Have we left our youth so far behind that there's a problem with dog poo?

(Note: To anyone who is unfortunate enough to be employed opening mail for a widely-disliked entity, I AM JOKING.)
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I work for one of these companies (not the company that sends the stuff though....we do data entry so the stuff comes directly to our company).  Messy stuff isn't good...then you have to clean it up.  We do get a kick out of the porn.  One guy sent an entire deck of playing cards with naked guys on them.  I agree with Cricket, make it as heavy as possible, then they have to pay more postage.

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I work for one of these companies (not the company that sends the stuff though....we do data entry so the stuff comes directly to our company).  Messy stuff isn't good...then you have to clean it up.  We do get a kick out of the porn.  One guy sent an entire deck of playing cards with naked guys on them.  I agree with Cricket, make it as heavy as possible, then they have to pay more postage.
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from what I've read, if the letter weighs more than what they've pre-paid for, they won't send it..

I thought about white powder, but I'm sure the feds would find me somehow.. so no, not gonna risk that..

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from what I've read, if the letter weighs more than what they've pre-paid for, they won't send it..


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That's not always the case...we got 3 metal slugs about the size of silver dollars...pretty heavy.  Lately we have gotten coins, and one containing screws and nuts.

Now, if you are looking to make a mess..we opened one up that contained flour.  If they have an opening machine (which I am sure they do), that will blow flour everywhere.  Then again, that comes back to the white powder in mail problem.

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So, Chucky, what did you do finally?  I'm curious.
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I've been wondering too.

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I've been wondering too.
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nothing.. I just stumpled upon the unused envelope yesterday.. from the sounds of it, flour would make a great mess, but the whole powder thing scares me (I don't want any poor sap who works for these people to think they caught anthrax) so maybe I'll just do some scheizer porn or something

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The only problem with sending something nasty is that it will never get to the people who need to get it. The letter will end up in a mailing room and some poor Joe who gets half a buck a letter to open them will get flour all over him/her. I guess it would make you feel better, but I would suggest you do something proactive rather than reactive and continue to educate people as to how crooked this company is.
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Oooh, that's right. I was such a working sap, now that I think about it. Still, if I were to reminesce about the time I got all powdered up by a letter and me running like a maniac and screaming like a woman all over the floor - it might make for an interesting anecdote later on over a couple of beers.

Tarzan Boy

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Oooh, that's right. I was such a working sap, now that I think about it. Still, if I were to reminesce about the time I got all powdered up by a letter and me running like a maniac and screaming like a woman all over the floor - it might make for an interesting anecdote later on over a couple of beers.

Tarzan Boy
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;D

But that wouldn't solve Chucky's problem would it?

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nothing.. I just stumpled upon the unused envelope yesterday.. from the sounds of it, flour would make a great mess, but the whole powder thing scares me (I don't want any poor sap who works for these people to think they caught anthrax) so maybe I'll just do some scheizer porn or something
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If you take people's advice and sign up on porn sites with their address, do so from a public place like the library.  IP addresses can be traced very easily...

MissInformation
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 IP addresses can be traced very easily...
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Use a proxy (or several) - there's a lot of anonymizing proxies out there, most of which are subscription-based, but I found a couple of free but slow ones last time I looked.  

However, subscribing to a porn site using their email is unlikely to end up being traced to you: I have a "friend" who finally (like, last month) owned up to doing that using my email address as a joke two or three years ago: I still get dozens of pornospam messages a week (but have a very rigorous filter set up now, as replying saying "remove" is counterproductive).  I'm setting up a pop3 server at home for the family emails, which I'm going to send "this email address doesn't exist" bounces in the hope of cutting down the number.

:-(

Phil

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as replying saying "remove" is counterproductive
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Ain't that the truth...I tried to reply and say remove only to get a reply saying that the unsubscribe address they gave doesn't exist ::)

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They make it very hard to move away from them once you use them. Think of them as the mob.

What I want to do, is send them something nasty, that isn't illegal.


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Try finding out information on the main people associated with the crap site and maybe get aol to take over as thier ISP.  They certainly seem to be much like aol, in that they won't let you go once the have thier filthy mits on you ;)