Here we go again I did love this thread...

Here are soem that people have used on me and then some others...

Are those real? (I was insulted by this)

(Looks down at his crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself. *No comment*

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

These Havn't been used on me but I've heard them.

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?


I'm done

Honey, you look finer than a new set of snow tires.

true thing happened to me.....

A female approaches me and says "You smell good, what do you have on?"

I replied "I have a hard on, but I didn't think you could smell it from there."

"Hey, wanna bump fuzzies?" ::)

Used on me once, (and it didn't work) by a tourist.

"Excuse me, how do I get to the train station?"

(after I point out the train station)  "And can I take you on the train to dinner, then my house to party naked?"


Also for a time, there were people using this one for picking up strangers for "casual intimate encounters":

"Nice shoes!" (Huh?)

"Drop your digits" I don't get that one???

"did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?"

throws some ice on the floor, stamps on it "There I've broken the ice, can I get you a drink?"

"here's some coins, go call your mom and tell her your not coming home"

"you'll need a lot of energy to keep up with me!"

Cheesy I know ;D

I just made up my own earlier but I forgot it!  :-/

A friend just sent me this link, and I remembered this thread, so I hadda bring it back.

It gives a few examples of stupid/bad pickup lines: (Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?) then goes on to explain what does work, and why.

In the spirit of fairness, it also tells what pickup lines are likely to work on the guys.

So, does anyone agree with the  article?


http://womencentral.msn.com/relationships/articles/rhona_0730.asp

Pick-up lines for use on guys...? *shrugs* The only thing someone who uses a pick-up line on me gets is a smartass reply (actually, this is true for just about anything said to me...). Course, when you're a hideous twit you don't have to worry about pickup lines in the first place. ;)

Kryllith

Back in '88 I came up with a line that got the response "That was the most .... different thing I've ever heard anybody say!". Then she turned to a friend and said "Did you hear what he just said?". I was absolutely LMAO all the way home, on my own.  :-I don't get it now  :(