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Seriously. Taiko is his name...I promise to let you ladies all have a shot, or grab, or whatever. As long as he says it's okay. (But somehow I don't think he'll mind.)

Wet, sloppy smooches, honey, I'm glad you're playing with us!
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WHO...HOW...and WHEN?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o

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Seriously. Taiko is his name...I promise to let you ladies all have a shot, or grab, or whatever. As long as he says it's okay. (But somehow I don't think he'll mind.)

Wet, sloppy smooches, honey, I'm glad you're playing with us!
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Details sister!! we need details!!  ;)

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Taiko, you'd best just move along. Go join Mystery Woman's harem... langdon only has room for one.
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HEY!!!!!!!! >:(  what about the rest of us?!!!!!!!!

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the real question is who lured who?  I love to play with you.
wait does that sound bad?
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Honey britches, if you don't give these ladies a proper overview of the fresh meat, i may have to take it upon myself to do so. And who knows WHAT I might say...
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PLEASE do..we HAVE been waiting!!!!!!

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PLEASE do..we HAVE been waiting!!!!!!
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Rather impatiently, I might add!!

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you right I would never stop her from her one I'll just keep going.  Because multiple is so much better.
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Good one. The boy got game!!  

But you'd still best be moseying on down the trail.  ;)

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I see.  well I'll just let you tell what you want and see if I need to make any adjustments
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OK Lang, I guess the ball is in your court!!  ;D

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Taiko, you call yourself a writer? Where's the character development? Where's the background? Nice shades of innuendo, but come on...

Okay. He's first of all, single. Second of all, hot. Third of all a writer and, get this, a dancer...and straight! Hmmm. What else? Apparently a bad typist, but I'm sure very skilled with other manual tasks...
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should you not know?!!!!!!!!!!!  and what KIND of dancer?  Chippendales maybe?!!!! :o

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should you not know?!!!!!!!!!!!  and what KIND of dancer?  Chippendales maybe?!!!! :o
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Did someone say "Chippendales"?? I am so there!!

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I think I'll let him tell you that himself. ;D
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No fair!! You are holding out on us!!!  ;D

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He's being all shy for some reason. Let's just say he can defy gravity in ways I didn't think possible. It's better than Chippendale's, in my opinion.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW?!!!!!!!!!!! :o

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if you would like something chippendales like, I'll be happy to be of service.  
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Most definitely Chippendale-like, only without the g-string!  ;D

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Okay, my hands are cramping and my eyes crossing. I'll leave him in your tender mercies and be back tomorrow to collect the pieces.

Until then, take care!
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nitey nite girlie!!!!  zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

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Okay, my hands are cramping and my eyes crossing. I'll leave him in your tender mercies and be back tomorrow to collect the pieces.

Until then, take care!
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Good night Lang!!

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Ok, no G-string what then.  I think some times if you use gravity it add such a nice bit of pressure when wanted.
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This is the kind of dancing we like ;) ;D  Ladies, we may have to change that calendar to a daily...too many men, not enough months.

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Apparently a bad typist, but I'm sure very skilled with other manual tasks...
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Yes, but how are his linguistic skills??

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OK, mystery woman.  What questions have you got.  I'll be happy to answer them if the censer allow
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Oh, there's nothing the censors should have a problem with.  Just a few basic preferences that may make a difference as to which month you'd be representing in the calendar...


What is your favorite season?

Boxers, briefs, or other?  ;)

Which of the following would make the best first date?:
- a sunset picnic at the beach
- a quiet evening spent talking in front of a crackling fire
- attending a major sporting event (if so, which one?)

Red or green?

When is your birthday?

Where would you rather get intimate?
- under a Christmas tree, bathed in tiny colored lights
- in a pumpkin patch
- under the bleachers at a fireworks display
- behind the bushes where the Easter eggs are hidden

What's your favorite number from 28-31?

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Which would you prefer to eat?
- chocolate
- eggs
- turkey with all the trimmings

Would you consider posing nude for artistic purposes?

What three words best describe you?

Don't you just hate chicks who ask annoying questions?


Alright, I think that should about cover it.  Of course, I'll need your full name so I can keep track of your results, and your phone number in case I have any questions about your responses...  KIDDING.  

Actually, I guess all we need now is your picture.  Would you prefer that we arrange a photo shoot, or do you have one you'd like to use?  Please send it to:

men_of_inthe80s_calendar@hotmail.com

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Ah, it's convos like this that just make me so happy to rip apart stereotypes that MEN are sex-absorbed pigs who are only interested in the physical presentation of a woman...

Kryllith
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Well, jeez, you men have taught us well!!!!  Did you think we actually fell for all that "I love you for you brains" garbage? ;)

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Ah, it's convos like this that just make me so happy to rip apart stereotypes that MEN are sex-absorbed pigs who are only interested in the physical presentation of a woman...

Kryllith
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Now if you'll notice, the "physical presentation" is purely secondary to the mechanical efficiency. Does that make us even more sex-absorbed or less?

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Oh, there's nothing the censors should have a problem with.  Just a few basic preferences that may make a difference as to which month you'd be representing in the calendar...


What is your favorite season?

Boxers, briefs, or other?  ;)

Which of the following would make the best first date?:
- a sunset picnic at the beach
- a quiet evening spent talking in front of a crackling fire
- attending a major sporting event (if so, which one?)

Red or green?

When is your birthday?

Where would you rather get intimate?
- under a Christmas tree, bathed in tiny colored lights
- in a pumpkin patch
- under the bleachers at a fireworks display
- behind the bushes where the Easter eggs are hidden

What's your favorite number from 28-31?

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Which would you prefer to eat?
- chocolate
- eggs
- turkey with all the trimmings

Would you consider posing nude for artistic purposes?

What three words best describe you?

Don't you just hate chicks who ask annoying questions?


Alright, I think that should about cover it.  Of course, I'll need your full name so I can keep track of your results, and your phone number in case I have any questions about your responses...  KIDDING.  

Actually, I guess all we need now is your picture.  Would you prefer that we arrange a photo shoot, or do you have one you'd like to use?  Please send it to:

men_of_inthe80s_calendar@hotmail.com

1. summer

2.a boxer/brief hybrid

3. A quiet evening by the fireplace.

4. Green

5.Sept 8th

6. Under the Christmas Tree.  Hey!, if Santa can Lay dolls under the tree I can at least try.

7.30

8. Chocolate

9. depends on the artist.  Are you asking or do you think I can get langdon to do it.

10. needs to move

11. no

12. Are you Serious?
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Well, jeez, you men have taught us well!!!!  Did you think we actually fell for all that "I love you for you brains" garbage? ;)
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I'll take brains over beauty anyday.  Course I'm hideous myself, so if conversation is dead, nothing else is going anywhere anyway...

Kryllith

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Now if you'll notice, the "physical presentation" is purely secondary to the mechanical efficiency. Does that make us even more sex-absorbed or less?
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More.  Since you're more interested then the ability to work properly... otherwise you're just torturing yourselves. :)

Kryllith

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I'll take brains over beauty anyday.  Course I'm hideous myself, so if conversation is dead, nothing else is going anywhere anyway...

Kryllith
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You are so not hideous!!! Now, you just stop that kind of talk, little mister!!!

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You remember what happened when someone got bent over don't you?
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I don't have the SLIGHTEST idea to what you are referring, and I'm sure I don't need an explanation. (You could send illustrations and diagrams to my PM box, however.)

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You are so not hideous!!! Now, you just stop that kind of talk, little mister!!!
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I am so hideous!!! so :P

Kryllith

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Are you talking to Kryllith or his little mister??
Confused ???
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Kryllith doesn't have a little mister...

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You mean you don't have a name for it? ;D :-[ ;D

I thought all guys had "special" names for...uh, I better shut up now, before I get us all shut down...
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Of course I have a name for it, "Deville", but I already covered this in the car name thread.

Kryllith

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Of course I have a name for it, "Deville", but I already covered this in the car name thread.

Kryllith
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Someone is trying to hold out on us!!!!!

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Someone is trying to hold out on us!!!!!
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Hold out? Certainly not? If you must know, it's big, black, leaky, and in desparate need of a wash...

Kryllith

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MWAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA.

I'm not possessive, I'm just protective. And nothing bad can get you in my basement...



Edited to add an 's'. And italics.
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But Lang haven't you just moved ?? I hope you took him with you to your all new improved basement........