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Subject: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: warped on 06/29/13 at 11:33 am
A Wisconsin man who was caught last year having sex with a couch pleaded guilty to public lewdness Monday.
Gerard Streator, 47, was sentenced to five months in jail for the furniture fornication.
He is also barred from possessing "pornography of any kind" and must pay $243 in court costs.
Streator was arrested in September 2012, when an off-duty police officer jogging in Waukesha, Wisc. noticed Streator on the side of the road, taking the term "love seat" far too literally.
The officer wrote that Streator was "thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions.”
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/26/gerard-streator-pleads-guilty-couch-sex_n_3504825.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/29/13 at 11:34 am
The couch was in attendance in court as a witness.
Also, how old is the couch in question?
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: warped on 06/29/13 at 11:36 am
Also, how old is the couch in question?
I don't know but I'm never buying a used couch again.
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: snozberries on 06/29/13 at 12:00 pm
I'm sensing a new Simpsons couch gag.
;D
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: warped on 06/29/13 at 12:05 pm
http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2012/09/25/1226480/879188-couch.jpg
Mrs. Robinson's couch, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 06/29/13 at 12:10 pm
Why did he do it?
Because it felt sofa king good!
8)
I do think the no porn sentence was being a bit hard on him.
Last I heard, he was dating a girl named Jennifer. Jennifer Convertible!
:P
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: warped on 06/29/13 at 12:11 pm
Why did he do it?
Because it felt sofa king good!
8)
;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 06/29/13 at 12:18 pm
;D ;D ;D
I thought the story below it, about the PAM, was even funnier!
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 06/29/13 at 12:24 pm
I don't know but I'm never buying a used couch again.
You can still buy a used couch, just as long as you take it somewhere where you can get it into total darkness and then go over it thoroughly with a black light. 8-P 8-P 8-P
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: Howard on 06/29/13 at 3:45 pm
I don't know but I'm never buying a used couch again.
me neither, you never know what's on it. :P
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: Howard on 06/29/13 at 3:45 pm
http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2012/09/25/1226480/879188-couch.jpg
Mrs. Robinson's couch, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?
couches can't talk.
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: Howard on 06/29/13 at 3:46 pm
Why did he do it?
Because it felt sofa king good!
8)
I do think the no porn sentence was being a bit hard on him.
Last I heard, he was dating a girl named Jennifer. Jennifer Convertible!
:P
;D
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: Tashlovglit on 06/29/13 at 8:14 pm
The couch was in attendance in court as a witness.
;D
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: Howard on 06/30/13 at 3:31 pm
At least he didn't pee on the sofa. ;D
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: Tashlovglit on 06/30/13 at 8:43 pm
But another body fluid was on it :-X
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: Foo Bar on 07/01/13 at 12:05 am
The officer wrote that Streator was "thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions.”
http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/tumblr_lu9t1oL9xL1qgyu1m.gif
"I am unconcerned with the condition of your chesterfield, my good sir."
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/01/13 at 12:26 am
At least he didn't pee on the sofa. ;D
That is a different matter.
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/01/13 at 12:27 am
http://www.bohomoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/get-attachment-6.aspx_1.jpeg
Foreplay with a couch?
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/01/13 at 12:46 am
But another body fluid was on it :-X
Oh yeah, well you did it with every chair in the dining room!
>:(
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: Howard on 07/01/13 at 3:59 pm
But another body fluid was on it :-X
could the other couch be thrown out because of semen stains?
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: Howard on 07/01/13 at 4:00 pm
Oh yeah, well you did it with every chair in the dining room!
>:(
was it a gay or straight couch? ;D
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: Tashlovglit on 07/02/13 at 12:00 am
http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/tumblr_lu9t1oL9xL1qgyu1m.gif
"I am unconcerned with the condition of your chesterfield, my good sir."
Cause I'm Rick James B!tch! ;D
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: Howard on 07/02/13 at 7:13 am
http://guyspeed.com/files/2012/03/Vagina-Couch.jpg
Here's a couch you guys can have sex with. ;D
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/02/13 at 7:23 am
The original sexual couch!
http://njmg.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/01/dali44_2.jpg
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: Howard on 07/02/13 at 1:19 pm
The couch should plead guilty.
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: Howard on 07/02/13 at 1:19 pm
The original sexual couch!
http://njmg.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/01/dali44_2.jpg
one of those you'd see in those luxury apartments.
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: Tashlovglit on 07/02/13 at 4:38 pm
The original sexual couch!
http://njmg.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/01/dali44_2.jpg
Are these couches still made?
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: gibbo on 07/02/13 at 5:39 pm
http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2012/09/25/1226480/879188-couch.jpg
Mrs. Robinson's couch, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?
This looks like a street couch. Any sexual activity might be consentual!
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: Tashlovglit on 07/02/13 at 6:12 pm
Activity with a street couch would be legal in Nevada
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/02/13 at 9:33 pm
Activity with a street couch would be legal in Nevada
You could have one in Reno, but it would have to be licensed.
8)
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: Katluver on 07/02/13 at 9:49 pm
Warped, you come up with the strangest stories. ;D
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/03/13 at 12:21 am
Are these couches still made?
This one is the original by Salvador Dali.
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/03/13 at 12:22 am
http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2012/09/25/1226480/879188-couch.jpg
Mrs. Robinson's couch, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?
Can this be "The Streetcouch Named Desire"?
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: Howard on 07/03/13 at 7:03 am
Are these couches still made?
I think so.
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: Howard on 07/03/13 at 7:04 am
Activity with a street couch would be legal in Nevada
What about New York?
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: Tashlovglit on 07/03/13 at 5:22 pm
What about New York?
In some parts of Nevada prostitution is legal... at least in brothels.
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/03/13 at 9:45 pm
This one is the original by Salvador Dali.
Dali's Mae West
http://cinemagumbo.squarespace.com/storage/22%20-%20MAE%20WEST.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1321718706779
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2423/4011868982_7a9eb00eb1.jpg
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: Howard on 07/04/13 at 6:57 am
In some parts of Nevada prostitution is legal... at least in brothels.
So that means I can have sex with a couch? ;D
Subject: Re: Gerard Streator Pleads Guilty To Having Sex With Couch.
Written By: Howard on 07/04/13 at 6:58 am
Dali's Mae West
http://cinemagumbo.squarespace.com/storage/22%20-%20MAE%20WEST.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1321718706779
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2423/4011868982_7a9eb00eb1.jpg
That's really neat.