The best headline news sentence ever written:
A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.

True news story reported by the BBC, no less. Read it here.

Now that has to be the holy grail of any journalist to be able to put that news headline to type. Any one of part of these would of been newsworthy, but all three together? ???

Normally I'd say only in America, but I think the Germans have us beat on this kind of strangeness.

The police say the guy was off of his meds, I'd say "duh", really?  ::)
Puppy is OK.

This Ger-Man
He was drunk
He played moonies with some thugs
With a knick knack paddywack
Throw the dog, he's stoned
This student took a bulldozer home.

Reminds me of Apocalypse Now!

I feel bad for the dog, otherwise, it sounds like the Hells Angels brand isn't selling very strong over there.

If you mooned a real old time Hells Angels gang...well, I don't know what.  Never considered it even hypothetical because I couldn't imagine being that as dumbass as all that.
:o

Puppies being thrown at bikers?

Now that is hilarious!

Not that I'm for it, but still.

;D

Puppies being thrown at bikers?

Now that is hilarious!

Not that I'm for it, but still.

;D


A German Biker Gang! 

We don't care!  We are nihilists!