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Subject: Woman sets fire to Ex-Husbands Penis
Written By: Tam on 08/25/07 at 7:16 pm
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/russia_crime_penis_dc;_ylt=Ahz90h24ryUOcCP56Po9HtXtiBIF
You would think he would have gotten out of the way instead of just sitting there and allowing her to light him afire!!!
Subject: Re: Woman sets fire to Ex-Husbands Penis
Written By: Red Ant on 08/25/07 at 7:37 pm
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/russia_crime_penis_dc;_ylt=Ahz90h24ryUOcCP56Po9HtXtiBIF
You would think he would have gotten out of the way instead of just sitting there and allowing her to light him afire!!!
"Come on baby light my fire!" ;D
From the article: "I was burning like a torch." A Tiki torch? No, a peepee torch!
I think this is the first ever "Fire On The Pole" prank.
Ant
Subject: Re: Woman sets fire to Ex-Husbands Penis
Written By: whistledog on 08/25/07 at 8:03 pm
"Love is Fire"
:D
Subject: Re: Woman sets fire to Ex-Husbands Penis
Written By: Red Ant on 08/25/07 at 9:42 pm
"Fire Woman" ;D
Ant
Subject: Re: Woman sets fire to Ex-Husbands Penis
Written By: whistledog on 08/25/07 at 11:26 pm
"ohh ohh ohh, I'm on fire"
:D
Subject: Re: Woman sets fire to Ex-Husbands Penis
Written By: Red Ant on 08/25/07 at 11:28 pm
Good call with that horrible Bruce Stringbean song.
"Fire Down Below" by Bob Seger.
I think I win. ;)
Ant
Subject: Re: Woman sets fire to Ex-Husbands Penis
Written By: Green Lantern on 08/25/07 at 11:42 pm
"ohh ohh ohh, I'm on fire"
:D
Make sure that 'wiener''s well cooked b4 slapping it on the next 'Whistledog' :P :D
Subject: Re: Woman sets fire to Ex-Husbands Penis
Written By: Foo Bar on 08/26/07 at 5:37 pm
Maclean and Maclean, You Set My Dick On Fire, ca. 1989.
Poke around on your favorite peer-to-peer network, and I'm sure you'll find a copy. Worth the download. Worth the purchase, too. Maclean and Maclean were Canada's version of John Valby.
Subject: Re: Woman sets fire to Ex-Husbands Penis
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 08/27/07 at 12:44 am
Maybe she was still in love with him AND listening to the Dead Milkmen.
The Dead Milkmen - If You Love Somebody, Set Them On Fire
Subject: Re: Woman sets fire to Ex-Husbands Penis
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 08/27/07 at 1:34 am
In Soviet Russia, penis sets fire to you!
Subject: Re: Woman sets fire to Ex-Husbands Penis
Written By: Green Lantern on 08/27/07 at 1:52 am
In Soviet Russia, penis sets fire to you!
So beware the penis. Never underestimate the penis. Just remember ...
'The penIS mightier than the sword!' :P :D ;D
Subject: Re: Woman sets fire to Ex-Husbands Penis
Written By: Green Lantern on 08/27/07 at 1:53 am
Hey I remember you liked that I make really bad puns. Was that one bad enough for you Patty? ^ ??? ;D
Subject: Re: Woman sets fire to Ex-Husbands Penis
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 08/27/07 at 2:03 am
Hey I remember you liked that I make really bad puns. Was that one bad enough for you Patty? ^ ??? ;D
*groan* Indeed that was a quality bad pun. ;D It did illicit a chuckle from me.
Subject: Re: Woman sets fire to Ex-Husbands Penis
Written By: Green Lantern on 08/27/07 at 2:09 am
*groan* Indeed that was a quality bad pun. ;D It did illicit a chuckle from me.
If you want 'quality bad' .... I'm your man! ;D
Anyhow .. I reckon whoever came up with that saying about the pen is mightier than the sword is full of ****
I reckon if my penis got in a fight with a sword ... it'd be a case of 'sliced salami' :\'( :\'( :\'(
:D
Subject: Re: Woman sets fire to Ex-Husbands Penis
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 08/27/07 at 1:46 pm
So beware the penis. Never underestimate the penis. Just remember ...
'The penIS mightier than the sword!' :P :D ;D
Crap, I need to write something down.
Do you know where a pen is? ???
Subject: Re: Woman sets fire to Ex-Husbands Penis
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 08/27/07 at 7:55 pm
Crap, I need to write something down.
Do you know where a pen is? ???
You might want to ask Johnson where a pen is...
Can't you go out and write it in the snow...that is what guys do isn't it? ah nevermind, it's August, there is no snow...
Subject: Re: Woman sets fire to Ex-Husbands Penis
Written By: Foo Bar on 08/27/07 at 10:58 pm
You might want to ask Johnson where a pen is...
Why, Pen Island, where else? But it could have been worse.
After paying the electric bill for my Italian villa (to Powergen Italia) while on vacation in Australia (staying away from those creepy tree-huggers in NSW at Mole Station Nursery), I took one look at my ISP logs, and needed therapy. Therapist Finder didn't help.
Subject: Re: Woman sets fire to Ex-Husbands Penis
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 08/28/07 at 2:23 am
You might want to ask Johnson where a pen is...
Should I ask his brother Peter, Rod, or Dick?
Subject: Re: Woman sets fire to Ex-Husbands Penis
Written By: Green Lantern on 08/28/07 at 2:48 am
Should I ask his brother Peter, Rod, or Dick?
Are any of the above related to any of these guys?:
Roger the cabin-boy
Seaman Staines
Master Bates
Jack Me-Off
:D ;D :D
Subject: Re: Woman sets fire to Ex-Husbands Penis
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/28/07 at 4:22 am
So beware the penis. Never underestimate the penis. Just remember ...
'The penIS mightier than the sword!' :P :D ;D
Quote from Nicolas Cage, on 'Celebrity Jeopardy!'- "Wait, wait, wait....are you sellin' Penis Mightiers?"
Subject: Re: Woman sets fire to Ex-Husbands Penis
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 08/28/07 at 11:23 am
Are any of the above related to any of these guys?:
Roger the cabin-boy
Seaman Staines
Master Bates
Jack Me-Off
:D ;D :D
I think they're second cousins to Hugh G. Rection and Harry P. Ness.
Subject: Re: Woman sets fire to Ex-Husbands Penis
Written By: Green Lantern on 08/28/07 at 11:32 am
I think they're second cousins to Hugh G. Rection and Harry P. Ness.
They probably all appreciate that 'flapping tongue' ... not to mention their 3rd cousin .. Wayne Kerr. ;D
Subject: Re: Woman sets fire to Ex-Husbands Penis
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 08/31/07 at 10:23 pm
Maybe she was still in love with him AND listening to the Dead Milkmen.
The Dead Milkmen - If You Love Somebody, Set Them On Fire
Karma +1 for mentioning the Dead Milkmen!
I'm surprised nobody mentioned:
Sometimes a cigar is just a penis.
:-\\
Subject: Re: Woman sets fire to Ex-Husbands Penis
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 08/31/07 at 10:25 pm
Harry P. Ness.
Cousin of Elliott Ness, he was on the vice-squad.
Was he "untouchable"?
???