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Subject: Woman 'attacked cop with sex toy'
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/11/10 at 3:28 pm
A US woman has been charged with aggravated assault after allegedly attacking a police officer with a sex toy.
Carolee Bildsten, 56, of Gurnee, Illinois, allegedly assaulted the officer with what local police commander Jay Patrick called "a rigid feminine pleasure device".
Police became involved when Ms Bildsten allegedly ran out of a local restaurant without paying her bill, reports the TribLocal.
The assault is said to have happened after a police officer went to her home to question her about the complaint from Joe's Crab Shack.
Ms Bildsten was arrested and taken into custody. As well as the aggravated assault charge, she was also charged with theft.
Subject: Re: Woman 'attacked cop with sex toy'
Written By: gibbo on 11/11/10 at 6:13 pm
....and all to the joyous strains of Good Vibrations?
Subject: Re: Woman 'attacked cop with sex toy'
Written By: Foo Bar on 11/11/10 at 9:41 pm
A US woman has been charged with aggravated assault after allegedly attacking a police officer with a sex toy.
After she slapped him across the face, she asked "Is that a modifier dangling in your hand, or are you just unhappy to see me, Officer?"
(Oh, wait, she had the sex toy. Carry on!)