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gotta admit that's a clever name considering the owner...

She needs a parody...

"Dirty Laundry"

I made a livin' givin' people hos
Then I went and got busted - as everyone knows
Now I'm washing all your clothes
At the Dirty Laundry

Well I used to be a madame, but I wound up here
No showgirl in Vegas - I have a new career
Only soap I use is Cheer
At the Dirty Laundry

Never was a bleach blonde, now there's bleach by my side
Cleaning up your skid marks - I don't have any pride
Talk about a changing "Tide"
At the Dirty Laundry

It's a filthy operation - cleaning dryer lint
And this ole' mink well I ain't making a mint
Let me bubble subtle hints
At my Dirty Laundry

We can take a spin out on the washing machine
I redefine "MayTag" - I'm the laundromat queen
You will never get me clean!
At my Dirty Laundry

Dirty little dresses - dirty pairs of socks
Dirty little something - from the school of Hard Knocks
But I think outside my box
At the Dirty Laundry

I got the stain remover - for taking out spots
And it comes in handy - I've used it a lot
Put 6 quarters in the slot
At my Dirty Laundry

Wow, that didn't take long to write.  :D

Ant

She needs a parody...

"Dirty Laundry"

I made a livin' givin' people hos
Then I went and got busted - as everyone knows
Now I'm washing all your clothes
At the Dirty Laundry


most excellent... you'll have to submit that one fer sure...

She needs a parody...

"Dirty Laundry"

I made a livin' givin' people hos
Then I went and got busted - as everyone knows
Now I'm washing all your clothes
At the Dirty Laundry

Well I used to be a madame, but I wound up here
No showgirl in Vegas - I have a new career
Only soap I use is Cheer
At the Dirty Laundry

Never was a bleach blonde, now there's bleach by my side
Cleaning up your skid marks - I don't have any pride
Talk about a changing "Tide"
At the Dirty Laundry

It's a filthy operation - cleaning dryer lint
And this ole' mink well I ain't making a mint
Let me bubble subtle hints
At my Dirty Laundry

We can take a spin out on the washing machine
I redefine "MayTag" - I'm the laundromat queen
You will never get me clean!
At my Dirty Laundry

Dirty little dresses - dirty pairs of socks
Dirty little something - from the school of Hard Knocks
But I think outside my box
At the Dirty Laundry

I got the stain remover - for taking out spots
And it comes in handy - I've used it a lot
Put 6 quarters in the slot
At my Dirty Laundry

Wow, that didn't take long to write.  :D

Ant

You are brilliant and hilarious and it's a shame I cannot award you karma until tomorrow!

most excellent... you'll have to submit that one fer sure...


Thank you. It's submitted.


You are brilliant and hilarious and it's a shame I cannot award you karma until tomorrow!


*blush*. Thank you!

Ant

Definitely a very clever name!  ;D

She needs a parody...

"Dirty Laundry"

I made a livin' givin' people hos
Then I went and got busted - as everyone knows
Now I'm washing all your clothes
At the Dirty Laundry

Well I used to be a madame, but I wound up here
No showgirl in Vegas - I have a new career
Only soap I use is Cheer
At the Dirty Laundry

Never was a bleach blonde, now there's bleach by my side
Cleaning up your skid marks - I don't have any pride
Talk about a changing "Tide"
At the Dirty Laundry

It's a filthy operation - cleaning dryer lint
And this ole' mink well I ain't making a mint
Let me bubble subtle hints
At my Dirty Laundry

We can take a spin out on the washing machine
I redefine "MayTag" - I'm the laundromat queen
You will never get me clean!
At my Dirty Laundry

Dirty little dresses - dirty pairs of socks
Dirty little something - from the school of Hard Knocks
But I think outside my box
At the Dirty Laundry

I got the stain remover - for taking out spots
And it comes in handy - I've used it a lot
Put 6 quarters in the slot
At my Dirty Laundry

Wow, that didn't take long to write.  :D

Ant


If only Don Henley hmself could see that 8)

very nice job!

Karma as promised.

Wow, that didn't take long to write.  :D


The best parodies never do.  Karma for awesome work.

If I'm ever in Pahrump, I'll make sure to stop by.  First, on general principle (quoth Saint Carlin, "Farking's legal.  Selling's legal.  Why isn't selling farking legal?"), and second, because I'm finally rich enough to dump a load at Heidi's.

(Oh, come on, the world pitches me a slow one right over the plate, and I'm not supposed to swing at it? :)

I've been there, done laundry there. Its not much to shout about. Its definetely the most strip club looking laundry mat I've ever seen, but no fancy attractions to make it any more special than the laundry mat across the street from it.

I also lived just down the street from her. House wasn't too trashy, one of the nicer ones in the area, but oh man, when she came into wal-mart.....

To see her, is like a train wreck, I'm sorry, its horrible to look at but you can't stop staring. She is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sickly skinny!!! Too many drugs.....


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