Man defends shooting neighbor’s cow — says he thought it was a coyote

:o

COLFAX TOWNSHIP, Mich. - A man says he shot and killed a neighbor's cow after mistaking it for a coyote.

Authorities and the owner are skeptical.

The undersheriff in northern Michigan's Benzie County says he doesn't see how anyone could confuse a 1,400-pound, pregnant cow with a coyote, which typically weighs 20 to 45 pounds....

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21932270/

Zoology 101, anyone?

Or how about "How to Lie for Dummies?"

;D ;D ;D

^Lying for Dummies.... now that's funny! I bet it would be a best seller!  ;D ;D ;D Karma

*Looney Tunes voices*

"It's cowote season!"

"No, it's cow season!"

::)



"And anyway, shooting coyotes is illegal during deer-shooting season. Authorities asked the county prosecutor to bring charges.

The 42-year-old man told authorities he was out to shoot coyotes near his home Saturday when he killed the cow, Undersheriff Rory Heckman said. Heckman said the man then tried to drag the cow home."

Admit to a crime to get out of a crime. This guy deserves an Honorable Mention on the Darwin Awards site.

Killing livestock is a felony in Virginia:

http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+coh+18.2-144+503328

"So, what are you in for?"

~~"I shot a cow."

"Really? Why?"

~~"I thought it was a coyote."

"Uh-huh... "

Ant

OS I Shot The Sheriff

I shot neighbors cow
but I thought it was a coyote

"So, what are you in for?"

~~"I shot a cow."

"Really? Why?"

~~"I thought it was a coyote."

"Uh-huh... "

Ant


;D ;D ;D

OS I Shot The Sheriff

I shot neighbors cow
but I thought it was a coyote


;D ;D ;D  Now I've got that tune stuck in my head!!!  I think you may be onto something here--maybe we could write an entire song.  ;)

;D ;D ;D  Now I've got that tune stuck in my head!!!  I think you may be onto something here--maybe we could write an entire song.  ;)


I've already wrote a parody using this OS http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/bobmarley20.shtmland am trying to get myself to work on some others right now, but  If you want to do something together that would be awesome.

^Lying for Dummies.... now that's funny! I bet it would be a best seller!  ;D ;D ;D Karma





But would it tell the truth about how to lie?

anything's possible.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/497538057_fb9cbdaae4.jpg?v=0 

anything's possible.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/197/497538057_fb9cbdaae4.jpg?v=0 



OMG!  Where did you find that photo!?!  PERFECT is an understatement!  Karma for you, Bad, after my 24-hour restriction period is lifted!  8)

Hey Snoz, lookie!   Lookie!  Another cow picture to add to my collection!   :) ;D :) ;D

LOL I was just thinking that.... you oughta photoshop yourself riding the cow!  ;D

But would it tell the truth about how to lie?
if it did tell the truth, i'd think it wasn't practicing what it preached and so was untrustworthy.

wait, i'm confused now.  :D