http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/08/22/senior.sex/index.html

First topic!

http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/08/22/senior.sex/index.html

First topic!


How the heck did you even beat me to the first topic for a new board?  That has to be some kind of record.

I just don't want a visual of that. :P

Some of that was TMI (;D), but I suppose it's normal for alot of people, regardless of age.

P.S. What would you say counts as "old people" in the traditional sense. Maybe 73 or 75 and up?

Years ago, I was in Jumbo Video (canadian video rental store) and I heard some people giggling.  The store was almost empty, and as I looked over, I see this old couple looking at some sex video which they were planning on renting.  While they stood there, he pinched her ass, and she giggled again, and mumbled something. 


Man, old people talkin' dirty.  I wonder what it sounds like ...


"Let's sit by the fire dear.  You pour us a glass of Metamucil while I rub some Aspercreme on your back"

later that night ...

"Come on dear, can't you pleasure me any faster.  Matlock starts in 10 minutes"

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Years ago, I was in Jumbo Video (canadian video rental store) and I heard some people giggling.  The store was almost empty, and as I looked over, I see this old couple looking at some sex video which they were planning on renting.  While they stood there, he pinched her ass, and she giggled again, and mumbled something. 


Man, old people talkin' dirty.  I wonder what it sounds like ...


"Let's sit by the fire dear.  You pour us a glass of Metamucil while I rub some Aspercreme on your back"

later that night ...

"Come on dear, can't you pleasure me any faster.  Matlock starts in 10 minutes"

http://spiffy-entertainment.com/forums2/images/smilies/kisses.gif



ya right...to your surprise it's probably more like this:

"honey, get out the whip and handcuffs....we're in for a wild night" :D ;D http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/08/saeek2.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/zzwhip.gif

ya right...to your surprise it's probably more like this:

"honey, get out the whip and handcuffs....we're in for a wild night" :D ;D http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/08/saeek2.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/zzwhip.gif


Some grannies can really bring it ...

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"Now remember to insert at the mouth.  The more practice you get, the better you'll be in bed with your man"
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Geez, now I have images of old people making love  :\'(
Pardon me while I go look at some Jessica Alba pictures :D

^oh gosh...Sue Johanson....hahaaha...she's the most perviest old granny that I know of! ;D :D

^oh gosh...Sue Johanson....hahaaha...she's the most perviest old granny that I know of! ;D :D


It always makes me laugh when I am flipping channels and I stumble upon her show.  An old lady talking about sex toys.  It's just funny ;D

She had her sex show in Canada years before she was seen in the States.  She would take phone in calls from these women who desperately wanted help in pleasing their man, and from the sounds of the voices, most of these women were like in their 20s-30s.  Would advice from a 60 year old woman really be the best bet? LOL

It always makes me laugh when I am flipping channels and I stumble upon her show.  An old lady talking about sex toys.  It's just funny ;D

She had her sex show in Canada years before she was seen in the States.  She would take phone in calls from these women who desperately wanted help in pleasing their man, and from the sounds of the voices, most of these women were like in their 20s-30s.  Would advice from a 60 year old woman really be the best bet? LOL


oh gosh...I guess it would depend on the experiences she has had in her lifetime...which, I don't wanna get an image of that in my mind. :o