I would like to see some made up stories you would like to see in the tabloids, make them weird, strange and most of all FUNNY!!!  ;D

Pope quits to form a heavy metal band!  ::)  ;D

Pope quits to form a heavy metal band!  ::)  ;D
MOSH!!! good headline, now the story

Michael Jackson beaten up profusely in jail



Howard

I have a great tabloid story . . . . . . oh, you said a made up one. . . . . . nevermind  ;) 

I have a great tabloid story . . . . . . oh, you said a made up one. . . . . . nevermind   ;) 
tell it anyhow since it's probably made up

Believe me, my life is not made up!  ;D 

OJ Looks In The Mirror, Finally Finds The "Real" Killer ::)

I'll get iinto this thread more in the future...right now I'm consumed with A to Z songs :D

little green man

I looked into the sky
and saw strange lights.
I was told they were silent
black helicopters in the night.
My clock had stopped at half past one.
In my dreams I recalled a light that
equaled the sun.
A little green man let himself into my
mobile home and said greetings, you
have nothing to fear, I'm only here
to watch CNN and to drink your beer.
I said, don't you want me to take you
to my leader?
He then said, don't be such a lark,
I just enjoy trailer parks after dark.
Damn, this little guy sure can drink
so I gave him the nickname kitchen sink.
That was the last thing I remember
before I awoke.
Surrounded by police, then I spoke.
My head was still swimming,
beer cans lay near...
Oh, what an awful pain in my rear!

Britney Spears is really a man and Justin Timberlake is really a woman  ::)  :P 

Britney Spears is really a man and Justin Timberlake is really a woman  ::)  :P 
;D

Ashlee Simpson's vocals actually belong to former pop singer Tiffany ...wait, that's not a rumor, It's actually true!!!


Or maybe Ashlee & Jessica Simpson are the same person... wait, that's probably also true since they're rarely together




All of today's teen singers & pop acts are either holograms or animatronic robots!!!

Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles wedding on April 8th:

"Marriage to Camilla because of ban on fox hunting: Charles declares"

;D

Robots to eventually replace celebrities.  ::)

Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles wedding on April 8th:

"Marriage to Camilla because of ban on fox hunting: Charles declares"

;D
Would you want to hunt her fox?

Would you want to hunt her fox?


Under the new rules, Jiminy, I'd just prefer to shoot it.  ;D

Under the new rules, Jiminy, I'd just prefer to shoot it.  ;D


::)

Bigfoot to become next pope!  ;D

Michael Jackson returns to his normal black self. ;D


Howard

::)


Ah come on, Jamie. Laugh along with us. It's Camilla!  ;)  ;D

Aliens land on earth. Leave confused after watching the Michael Jackson trial.  ;D

Ah come on, Jamie. Laugh along with us. It's Camilla!  ;)  ;D

Aliens land on earth. Leave confused after watching the Michael Jackson trial.  ;D


Camilla Parker Bowles revealed to be really half lizard, half human human alien, after being found eating live rodents.

Prince Charles has no comment....  ::)  ;D

Hockey fans start riot, Garry Bettman gets killed in the process.  ::)

1 March, 2005

Michael Jackson "rips" off face to reveal his former self

Today, as Michael Jackson arrived at court on the first day of his child molestation trial, he "ripped" off his face to reveal his former self.

As the pop sensation got out of his black SUV, he waved to his fans, climbed a top his SUV and to everyone's surprised "ripped" off his face to reveal his former self.

The fans were startled, and remained in confusion until after the day's proceedings were over. The King of Pop explained himself to his fans and members of the media.

"My attorney, Tom Mesereau, told me that I needed to be myself during this trial," Jackson explained. "I realised I could not be myself, unless I looksed like myself. For years, I was ashamed of what I looksed like, so I got a plastic surgeon who had previously worked on my face to make a mask so taht i could hide my face. Over the years I made modifications to my masks, and I still wasn't happy with the way I look. So today, I reveal to you what is under the mask. Some of you may be in shock, and I'm sorry if I have startled any of you. It's something I thought I needed to do. No more hiding from what I look like. From this day forward I will be myself. From this day forward I am, Michael Jackson."

Jackson's stunt has caused a frenzy amongst the fans and the media. Some people are scared, some people are glad, some people have mixed emotions. Some people are still not sure what happened outside the Santa Maria courtroom today. But whatever it was, it will definately not be forgotten for a long, long time.

Watch Geraldo At Large tonight for an exclusive interview with the man who made Michael Jackson's mask.

Michael Jackson is gay ;D


Howard

Michael Jackson is gay ;D


That would be the least of his problems, Howard.  ;D

That would be the least of his problems, Howard.  ;D



Michael reveals he's actually a woman ;D



Howard

Michael reveals he's actually a woman ;D


Er . . . That still would be the least of his problems, lol.  ;D

Chris Griffin First Animated Character to be TV's The Bachelor

Dick Cheny revealed to be a robot!  ::)

George W. Bush is really Pinocchio living life as a human being in the Witness Protection Program after witnessing the death of Gepeto (aka Dick Cheney).

Tanya