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Subject: Headlines from the year 2029
Written By: GWBush2004 on 02/21/05 at 12:05 am
Headlines from the year 2029!
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Subject: Re: Headlines from the year 2029
Written By: Snuff on 02/21/05 at 12:20 am
Amused me....
Subject: Re: Headlines from the year 2029
Written By: AL-B on 02/21/05 at 3:30 am
Yet they still haven't invented personal jetpacks. Dammit, I WANT MY JETPACK!!!
Subject: Re: Headlines from the year 2029
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/21/05 at 3:36 am
DATELINE MASSACHUSETTS
Amherst man finally gets some after twenty-four years.
:-X
Subject: Re: Headlines from the year 2029
Written By: Indy Gent on 02/21/05 at 3:44 am
In sports...
Ted Williams' frozen head linked to steroid usage
Terrell Owens still won't shut up.
Bill Parcells signs to coach expansion Monterrey, Mexico team.
Ron Artest in fight with Idaho Potato (former LA) Clippers' mascot.
NHL union plotted assassination of Commissioner to end quarter-century lockout.
NBA final score:
Miami Heat 36, LA Lakers 34 in overtime.
Subject: Re: Headlines from the year 2029
Written By: 1992thousand on 02/21/05 at 12:03 pm
Headlines from the year 2029!
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
please, no country with that much weed is gonna be attacking anybody.
Subject: Re: Headlines from the year 2029
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/21/05 at 1:19 pm
Canada gets invaided by the US, battle short lived after the States gets bored.
Jeb Bush becomes president.
Life is found on Mars.
Subject: Re: Headlines from the year 2029
Written By: AL-B on 02/21/05 at 1:59 pm
Jimmy Hoffa, Elvis Presley, Jim Morrison, and Andy Kaufman found alive and well on Uranus!
Subject: Re: Headlines from the year 2029
Written By: Guest on 02/21/05 at 7:32 pm
Yet they still haven't invented personal jetpacks. Dammit, I WANT MY JETPACK!!!
They probably will come out in the early '10s. More specifically, 2012.
Subject: Re: Headlines from the year 2029
Written By: AL-B on 02/21/05 at 10:45 pm
They probably will come out in the early '10s. More specifically, 2012.ÂÂ
As soon as that happens, I will retire, start drawing my pension, and just fly around the world on my jetpack for the rest of my days. :)
Subject: Re: Headlines from the year 2029
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/21/05 at 11:45 pm
Headlines from the year 2029!
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
Jokes on Jamaica, they'll say "Welcome to Algeria!"
Subject: Re: Headlines from the year 2029
Written By: Ansky1213 on 02/22/05 at 1:06 pm
Headlines from the year 2029!
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Sounds good to me :D 8)
Subject: Re: Headlines from the year 2029
Written By: pimpinsteelersfan on 02/22/05 at 3:49 pm
Headlines from the year 2029!
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Probably what it will be like.
Subject: Re: Headlines from the year 2029
Written By: pimpinsteelersfan on 02/22/05 at 3:50 pm
Headlines from the year 2029!
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
How they got a camera that fast I would like to know. ;D
Subject: Re: Headlines from the year 2029
Written By: Chica on 02/22/05 at 5:02 pm
Canada gets invaided by the US, battle short lived after the States gets bored.
good excuse, just can't handle us
Subject: Re: Headlines from the year 2029
Written By: GWBush2004 on 02/22/05 at 8:27 pm
good excuse, just can't handle us
Bull. They're to many french in Canada ready to raise the white flag at the first sign of a gun.
Subject: Re: Headlines from the year 2029
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/29/11 at 1:26 pm
Headlines from the year 2029!
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
Now delivers are alternate Wednesdays.