10. I still wear flannel shirts, even the ones I owned in the 90's (high school)
9. I still refer to Will Smith as Fresh Prince and Diddy as Puff Daddy
8. I still think "Independence Day" is the most awesome movie ever
7. I listen to forgotten 90's music that haven't been heard since then, and I still listen to (and do) the Macarena
6. I like Microsoft better than Apple
5. I still think Seattle is the greatest place to live
4. I still think Bill Clinton is president
3. I still use 90's phrases, such as "Things that make you go hmmmm" and "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
2. I feel like I'm finally getting old and can't relate to the younger generation
1. I don't like Justin Bieber (reason for #2 above)

10-1: You care about the 90s in 2013.  ;D

Version 5 coming up!

10. You scan cable channel USA's progam schedule and hope they would still be airing WWF on Monday Nights, Boxing on Tuesday nights, cartoons on mornings, and game shows on afternoons.
9. The only game available on your cellphone is Snake.
8. You still think that the best new video game console is the one with the most bits and you own a Cd-i and Virtual Boy and still play on them.
7. You plan on eating Barbecue with Heinz E-Z Squirt ketchup and drink beer packed inside an Ecto-Cooler.
6. The only anime you've ever watched is Sailor Moon.
5. You watched a Jim Carrey movie marathon recently.
4. Danny Tanner is the TV dad that you relate to the most.
3. You got a Bill Clinton growing nose watch last Christmas and you understand what it means.
2. You still have that sense of confusion about "the Cold War's over", what's next for the dominant world players?
1. You own an Apple PowerCD, Pippin, and a Quicktake 100 and are proud of them and plan to still see them in stock at a CompUSA store, and were driven by their mascot P.C. Modem.

7. I listen to forgotten 90's music that haven't been heard since then

This is me as well  ;)

you say to yourself "I did not have sex with that woman".

10-1: You care about the 90s in 2013.  ;D


" " " " " " " 2014  ;)

I'm not going to go strictly for 10, but I'll write some that occur to me.

You still find Marilyn Manson shocking and believe he took out his ribs after playing the main role in 'The Wonder Years.'

You still try to order food from Kozmo.com.

Post-grunge still feels new and fresh to you.

You think MTV still shows music videos.

You remember accidentally stumbling upon a porn site while trying to look up what was happening in the White House.

You think the Bulls won the NBA championship last year.

Here is version 6.0!

10. Whenever you visit Sears, you tell other people to "come see the softer side" and still believe that it is one of the biggest retailers on the planet.
9. You buy a new computer with the regular Intel Pentium Processor and a 4X speed CD-ROM drive.
8. You design an Internet page using Times New Roman, with scrolling text, and prominently display "Welcome!" at the top of the page and display a counter at the bottom telling the number of visitors that have visited.
7. Your idea of a medicine commercial is a 30-second spot that has a gray/bottom with black background that doesn't give crazy details, contact information, or tells you to "Ask Your Doctor".
6. Whenever you see someone using Speed Stick, you sing "By Mennen!"
5. You listen to Michael Bolton in a Saturn automobile.
4. You keep video tape trading for the '90s version of Land of the Lost, Beakman's World, Bill Nye The Science Guy, and Rescue 911.
3. You believe that Barney is still the greatest dinosaur ever created.
2. You've remember fondly Tattooed Teenaged Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills because it began in between Power Rangers seasons, and bought its only merchandised item besides the DVD, an Aladdin Thermos (and then see the Aladdin Musical that's just been released). You want to watch it just for the plot and care less about the lame fight scenes.
1. You check gossip stories for Shannen Doherty, Jason Priestly, and not just the rest of the Saved By The Bell Cast, but also the entire New Class cast.

3. You believe that Barney is still the greatest dinosaur ever created.

I wouldn't believe that. ;D

When you see a PSA about sexual harrasment and say "THAT'S NO GOOD!"  :D

" " " " " " " 2014  ;)


" " " " " " 2015 ;) ;)

You still think Sonic is totally hip.  ;)

When you turn on the computer you think you're going to hear "Welcome To AOL".

When you turn on the computer you think you're going to hear "Welcome To AOL".

That's way past cool.  :D ;D :)

When you keep saying "As If".

When you keep saying "As If".

As if we're playing our Genesis. XD

When you're at a party and you want to say "raise the roof".

When you're at a party and you want to say "raise the roof".
They were 'raising the roof' back in the 1930s

You still think Sonic is totally hip.  ;)


Hey! The blast processing behind Sonic was cutting edge technology for my time.

Top Ten Signs You're Stuck In the Early 90s

1. Whenever you hear "President Bush", you think of the father and not the son.

2. You're still complaining about SNES coming out just when you got a NES.

3. You wear Zubaz pants and Reebok Pumps everywhere you go.

4. To you, "Vanilla Ice and the color teal is forever"!

5. You still think "Doggie Bowser" is hilarious.

6. You think people will know what you mean when you tell them, "I'm Audi"!

7. You see nothing wrong with walking around with your favorite sports team logo carved in the back of your head.

8. You like to hit the mall for Cinnamon buns, tacos and frozen yogurt.

9. You break out the Running Man, Roger Rabbit, Alligator, Robocop and Humpty dances at the clubs.

10. You own an array of Michael Keaton Batman action figures spanning from 1989 to 1993.

When you're at a party and you want to say "raise the roof".

Then you make that motion with your hands over your head!  ;D

You're on dial-up, like I was until circa 2008.

You still think Teeny Beanie bears are more collectible than Care Bears.

You're on dial-up, like I was until circa 2008.


So you gave it up after 2008?

You still believe Tupac and Kurt are with us.

You think Tomb Raider's graphics are still amazing.

You do the Hammer dance when you walk down the street. ;D

You think Tomb Raider's graphics are still amazing.

There have been other Tomb Raider games since then.

You do the Hammer dance when you walk down the street. ;D


and The Macarena.

You do the Hammer dance when you walk down the street. ;D


You still have a pair of baggy harems (Hammer pants) and a Flava Flav clock necklace in your closet that's been there since 1990.

You think you still have your beeper with you.

You still think Amy Rose wears a green blouse and an orange tutu.  ;)

You still think Saved By The Bell is the coolest show ever.

You still think Sarah Michelle Gellar is 19 or 20 years old.

You still think The Jihad to Destroy Barney is active.

You can say Mariah Carey is in the top three biggest singers of the time.

You still use Windows 3.1.

You still use Windows 3.1.


or AOL.

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It's baaacck!!

10. You must-haves on this season's list are fuzzy sliders, Fenty Puma backpacks, and overalls.
9. You refer to the big retail promotions on the day after "Turkey Day" as After-Thanksgiving sales.
8. When you hear "VR", the first names that come to mind are Ryan, JB, and Kaitlin.
7. You know the jingles first hand for Citizen watches with its funky beat and female singers and Coca-Cola's "Always"-era campaigns.
6. You believe the hottest areas for real estate are those with a backyard that lie on a golf course.
5. You purchase lots of white cabinets and appliances when designing your kitchen.
4. You open an independent video store and stock a boatload of Nickelodeon and Disney Afternoon VHS tapes along with third, fourth, and fifth-generation video games and levy fees for those who refuse to rewind and not be kind.
3. When designing a webpage for a band, you do so with a bar at the top using blurry pictures, labels with a different color/font on each box, and include a "number of visitors" counter since the site open, along with weird colored bullets describing the schedule of events. (inspired by Green Day's homepage in 1996), and request a band to include ironic song titles with fuzzy riffs in production. Then, when somebody asks you to "play a Taylor" album, you pop in a Taylor Dayne CD, not a Taylor Swift one.
2. You throw out our collection of Sega Visions because this new thing called the "Web" can provide instant advice at a point that even the most sophisticated guides can't provide, and most importantly, always buy games for their playing factor and not their story.
1. You open up the "Spirit of 1990" museum and carefully curate it to explain why everything on displayed disappeared before 2000 (sorry TENG!) and include a hall of fame for all of the people, inventions, and achievements that took place just so everybody can leave and say, "Well, that museum was absolutely about NOTHING!"

10. You always write the Internet URL in full and still believe Microsoft is king.

9. You don't watch any TV that's widescreen, plus you only use CRT monitors.

8. You only use payphones and landlines to call people, and only fax documents to send them long distances.

7. E-mail is as far as you go with regards to electronic communication (what's Twitter? Facebook?)

6. You don't own an iPod. (We've seen vinyl, 8-track, and cassettes die, but CDs are good enough for me!)

5. You don't listen to any music made since 2000.

4. Except for kitchenware, you don't buy anything that is made in China.

3. You still think of grunge as the "next big thing" in rock music, and don't consider anything after 1973 "oldies".

2. All you dance to is house, electronica, and techno music.

1. You've memorized the script for every Seinfeld episode from beginning to end.


Emboldened bit: I don't listen to music made since 2000 either. In fact I don't listen to music made since 1990. Music has been crap for the past 25 years in my book.

Signs you are stuck as a kid in 1999
10. You still use Windows 3.0, 3.1, 95 or 98
9.you still believe there are only 151 Pokemon  or more to see.
8.  You don't like any Nickelodeon,  Cartoon Network or Disney Channel shows made in 2000 or later.
7. You still have debates over whether Nintendo or Sega is better.
6. You dance the Macarena at cool parties.
5. 2010 still feels like it's many years away
4. You still believe that the member's of Nsync, and the Backstreet Boys are teenagers.
3. You binge watch all your shows on vhs.
2. You still believe that the Game Boy Color is the best gaming handheld there is
1. You still go to Burger King to get the Poke balls and Pokemon Cards.

Sometimes I'm stuck in the 90s...when I feel nostalgic and I want to be 15 again. And I listen to 90s music once in a while. I wouldn't say I'm stuck in the 90s all of the time though. Sometimes I'm nostalgic for the 80s and 90s both, childhood and teenage years.

10. You still use AOL's services to go on the Internet.

9. You record stuff with a VCR.

8. You think anything before 1978/9 were considered retro.

7. You still watch reruns of Friends and/or Seinfeld constantly.

6. You still see DVDs as a new luxury.

5. You have a very large CD collection that you still listen to, even a decade after the iPod Revolution.

4. You still have a landline that you constantly use to talk to people.

3. You have a 18-25 year old cell phone that nobody ever supports obviously.

2. You play video games with a NES, SNES, Genesis, and/or N64.

1. You have never heard the term "social media" before.

Emboldened bit: I don't listen to music made since 2000 either. In fact I don't listen to music made since 1990. Music has been crap for the past 25 years in my book.


I definitely agree.

1. You've memorized the script for every Seinfeld episode from beginning to end.

I don't think I can memorize all the episodes but maybe some of them I can remember.

I still sometimes sing to myself "I hate you, you hate me, let's all go and kill Barney!"

I still sometimes sing to myself "I hate you, you hate me, let's all go and kill Barney!"


;D

;D

My husband has NO idea what I mean so I have to tell him in Japanese about the horror that was Barney and Friends. I heard they're reviving it. Thank God I'm in Japan and won't have to see it!

My husband has NO idea what I mean so I have to tell him in Japanese about the horror that was Barney and Friends. I heard they're reviving it. Thank God I'm in Japan and won't have to see it!


So he has no idea what or who Barney is/was? ???

So he has no idea what or who Barney is/was? ???

Yes, as Barney wasn't big in Japan.

10 | You can't stop talking about the 90s.
09 | You still can't stop talking about the 90s
08 | You just cannot stop talking about the 90s
07 | Good god, are you still talking about the 90s?
06 | Man, quit talking about the 90s
05 | You watch 'Seinfeld' reruns, and remark how the show is still awesome (which it actually is not, btw)
04 | You pee your pants, and the smell reminds you of how you wet the bed in the 90s
03 | You still think Grunge music is awesome
02 | You slap your salami while watching old Ren and Stimpy episodes
01 | You go to bed every night with a Pamela Anderson blow up doll

:D

lmao  ;D ;D ;D

Yes, as Barney wasn't big in Japan.


Barney was more popular in The U.S.

I wouldn't say I am stuck in the 90s, but I do purposely try to bring back 90s slang whenever I can lol.

I wouldn't say I am stuck in the 90s, but I do purposely try to bring back 90s slang whenever I can lol.


Oh that is the bomb!,

When you love Moloko's album Do You Like My Tight Sweater?, are a fan of Batman, and like Toonami.

When your always comparing today stuff from the 90s. You think the 90s ended a decade ago when it's been almost 20 years ago since y2k, you still view 90s born as kids when the oldest of them are close to 30, Pokemon is only the 151 original, you think rap died after biggie and paac did.

When you still think the music video of "Virtual Insanity" is cutting edge :D

Hehe, I'm 15 but I LOVE New Jack Swing  ;D Sometimes Grunge, House, Hip Hop, and Teen Pop.

10. You believe that Netscape is a better browser than Internet Explorer
9. You have not upgraded your computer from Windows 98
8. You still think that the 1970s is 20 years ago
7. You still think that there are only 150 Pokemon or more to see
6. You want to celebrate your next birthday party at the Discovery Zone
5. You say "Talk to the hand" and "not"
4. You call the movie theater to ask what time the Lion King is playing
3. Your teenage babysitter is almost 40 years old
2. You think that the 1980s are uncool
1. Your cellphone has been on for 5 days and it's still running

10. You believe that Netscape is a better browser than Internet Explorer
9. You have not upgraded your computer from Windows 98
8. You still think that the 1970s is 20 years ago
7. You still think that there are only 150 Pokemon or more to see
6. You want to celebrate your next birthday party at the Discovery Zone
5. You say "Talk to the hand" and "not"
4. You call the movie theater to ask what time the Lion King is playing
3. Your teenage babysitter is almost 40 years old
2. You think that the 1980s are uncool
1. Your cellphone has been on for 5 days and it's still running

btw, there is a new live action version of The Lion King due to open next month, and I am looking forward to it, and I do babysitting duties at the age of 60+.

Some of these are autobiographical :)

10. All your TVs are still CRT because they still work, and besides flat screens look too fuzzy.
9. You still use dialup and have had the same email address for over 20 years.  You avoid facebook, etc. and still have an Angelfire page.  You only know some basic ASCII emoticons.
8. You still have a great big satellite dish and hope that 4DTV is coming back.  And you still hope you'll find music on MTV, VH1, CMT... USA up all nite, and The Nashville Network.
7. You don't want to upgrade to Windows XP because it requires you to register the software.
6. You have hundreds of cassettes, and are currently working on duplicating your collection on CD.  And have hundreds of VHSs and barely use your DVD player.
5. You go shopping to upgrade to CFL bulbs, and are shocked when you see newfangled things in the store like command strips and LED light bulbs.
4. You won't own any car 1996 or newer because OBD2 technology is too new and difficult to work on.  And when talking GM radios you still call up to 1987 the old style plugs, and 1988 and later the new style.
3. You think Super Nintendo is too new and realistic looking.
2. You still use a landline, and have a flip cell phone you barely use.  You still expect to find payphones everywhere.
1. You still have a mullet and many clothes from high school because why change... and figure hey you'll be in style when the fashion comes back around.

The phrase "the bomb" is still a part of your vocabulary.  ;D

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1. You’re still trying to understand Twin Peaks.

2. You say your favorite catchphrases and quotes from The Simpsons like the characters do everyday or once a week.

3. You would still like to see Jurassic Park in IMAX on a much larger screen than the silver screen.

4. Even though it’s not present in your life anymore, you still have your hungry Tamagotchi on your mind.

5. You would play Pokémon Red or Blue right now if someone put it in front of you.

6. The question on your mind every morning is, “What is the secret of the ooze exactly?”

7. You compare F.R.I.E.N.D.S. to Thirtysomething.

8. You keep up with the Zubaz company today.

9. You use 90s slang when no one is around. “Sweet!”

10. You listen to ‘90s at 9 on Sirius XM radio and watch ‘90s Nation on MTV Classic.

-You think Solid Snake is the most bangin' dude around. Who wouldn't want to go down on him?
-You're still discussing who's better: Harley Quinn, Catwoman, or Poison Ivy? (Probably Poison Ivy as she was in a movie recently!!)
-You love the Warner Bros. store at your local mall. Oh, don't forget Natural Wonders and the WNET Store of Knowledge!
-You think Will Smith in Men in Black has the coolest job around.
-You have a shrine to Independence Day era Jeff Goldblum.
-You still have your Furby and Tamagotchi collection.
-You have all the Spice Girls dolls and their stage playset.
-You also have all the Backstreet Boys dolls.
-You love Next's song "Too Close."
-You call up your friends to tell them you saw Nick Carter's brother Aaron on PBS's Zoom.
-You have loads of Tiger electronic games.

When you have a crush on S.I.R. from Disney World's old Alien Encounter attraction. Seriously... that voice!