Last week the AFI broadcast its choices of the 100 greatest lines in film history. And while most of the choices were good, I'm sorry to say that, by my count, only 9 of their choices came from 90's movies. I personally thought of a few others that should've been included, but here are their choices, you'll know what films they're from:

"Hasta la vista, Baby!"
"...I ate his liver with some fava beans, and a nice Chianti."
"You can't handle the truth!"
"There's no crying in baseball!"
"My Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates..."
"Houston, we have a problem."
"Show me the money" & "You had me at hello"
"I'm king of the world!" (and that one mercifully came in DEAD LAST! :D )
"I see dead people."

Now, which ones do YOU think should've been on the list? Personally, I'd nominate these:

"Be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react well to bullets." (Capt. Ramius, The Hunt For Red October)"
"One thing, just one thing." (Curly Washburn, City Slickers)
"Life... finds a way." (Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park)
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies." (Andy Dufresne, The Shawshank Redemption)
"To infinity, and beyond!" (Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story)
"Every man dies, not every man really lives." (William Wallace, Braveheart)
"Well then, that's my mission." (Capt. Miller, Saving Private Ryan)
"You treat a disease; you win, you lose. You treat a person; I guarantee you win, no matter what the outcome!" (Hunter, Patch Adams)

So how about you? And let me know if I left any out.

Your Pal,
Doc 8)

P.S.: Everyone's invited to pop a little champagne with me to commemorate my 500TH post! ;D

This guy's methodical, exacting, and worst of all, patient.
He's a nut-bag! Just because the ******'s got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!

(William Somerset and David Mills, Seven)

But, John. But if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

(Dr. Ian Malcom, Jurassic Park)

I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye.

(Hannibal Lector, The Silence of The Lambs)

I didn't kill my wife.
I don't care.

(Dr. Richard Kimball and Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard, The Fugitive)

What are you saying?
I said he'll flip you.
He'll what?
Flip you. Flip ya for real

(Cop and Fenster, The Usual Suspects)

Hasta La Vista Baby "terminator 2"

"welcome to good burger home of the good burger can i take your order" goodburger

and many more

            (Air force one)
                                  "Get off my plain"

then just after saying that Mr. president (harrison ford) pulls out the parachute thats wraped around the guys neck and he goes flying out of the plai dead with a brocken neck.
                         

Also, nice call with the whole "to ifinitie and beyond" thing.

(man i cant spell infintie)

I like the following dialogue in Rushmore between Max and Dr Peter Flynn:

Peter: "I'm an OR intern"
Max: "OH ARE YOU?"

BRING OUT THE GIMP!

It may be a little strange(coming from me), but I thought of one from Star Wars, Episode I , we should probably toss in:

Yoda: "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate... leads to suffering!"

Your Pal,
Doc
8)

C'mon, you slackers.  8) Where's "Office Space"? That qualifies, dammit.

"Hey, Peter. Whaaaat's happening?"

or

"I told those fudgepackers I liked Michael Bolton's music."

or

"Alright, but that's the last straw...I'm setting the building on fire."

and

"Oh, you didn't get the memo?

Yeah, you mean you didn't get the memo?"

Other great Office Space quotes.....

I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

It's a "Jump to Conclusions mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.
That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom.
Yes, this is horrible, this idea.

No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

Raoul Duke: "We're going to be killed for f*ck's sake." - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas


"You can't handle the truth!"
Be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react well to bullets." (Capt. Ramius, The Hunt For Red October)"


Those two as well as this classic:

"Terrance: You're such a pig****er Philp.
Philip: Terrance, why did you call me a pig****er?
Terrance: Well first of all, you **** pigs
Philip: Oh yes hahahahahaha!"
- South Park, Bigger, Longer, Uncut

I have to bring up The Big Lebowski.
"Obviously, you're not a golfer."
"It really tied the room together."
"This is what happens when you f**k a stranger in the ass!"
"Don't f**k with the Jesus!"
Ad infinitum. This movie is so quotable.

From Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas:

You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

One toke? You poor fool! Wait till you see those goddamn bats.

What kind of rat bastard psychotic would play that song right now, at this moment?

Are you ready for that? Checking into a Las Vegas hotel under a phony name with intent to commit capital fraud on a head full of acid? I sure hope so.

From The Big Lebowski, a great film by the way...

God damn you Walter! You ***** ******! Everything's a ***** travesty with you, man! And what was all that **** about Vietnam? What the ****, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the **** are you talking about?

What the **** is this?
Obviously you're not a golfer.

Nihilists! **** me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

What's this day of rest ****? What's this ******? I don't ****** care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the **** in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have ***** you in the ass Saturday. I *** you in the *** next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

Another great quote (this time from Goodfellas.)

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ***** up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****** amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?