I'll start off with "Luke, I am your Father"

Bitches...can't hold their smoke,thats what it is....

Miller: A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
Otto: You eat a lot of acid, Miller, back in the hippie days?
Miller: I'll give you another instance: you know how everybody's into weirdness right now?...

John Keating: "They're not that different from you, are they? Same haircuts. Full of hormones, just like you. Invincible, just like you feel. The world is their oyster. They believe they're destined for great things, just like many of you, their eyes are full of hope, just like you. Did they wait until it was too late to make from their lives even one iota of what they were capable? Because, you see gentlemen, these boys are now fertilizing daffodils. But if you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? Carpe,hear it? Carpe, carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary."

Doc Brown: Roads?  Where We are going, we don't need roads.

Oh man there are so many.....
"No more yanky my wanky....the donger needs food"

"I'll have a steaksandwich and a...steak sandwich"

Can't do without some "Breakfast Club," can we?

John Bender's family narrative:

Stupid, worthless, no good, g*dd*mn, freeloading son of a b!tch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, assh*le, jerk!

You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful.

Shut up b!tch. Go fix me my turkey pot pie!

No dad, what about you?

F*ck you!

No dad, what about you?

F****ck you!!!

NO, DAD, WHAT ABOUT YOU?!

F*****CK YOU!!!!

AAARRGGHH!

^ More than a few exchanges between me and my old man ended this way.  That's why it remains one of my favorite quotes.
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John Bender: Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?
Brian Johnson: Uh, no. Mr. Johnson.

Vernon (to the janitor): What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Carl: Well, when I was a kid, I wanted to be John Lennon.
Vernon: Don't be a goof, Carl!

Vernon: You think about this: when you get old, these kids - when I get old - they're going to be running the country.
Carl: Yeah.
Vernon: Now, this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night. That when I get older, these kids are going to take care of me!
Carl: I wouldn't count on it.

Heathers is fun.. It still cracks me up.



Will someone tell me why I smoke these d*mn things?
Veronica Sawyer: Because you're an idiot.
Veronica's Dad: Oh yeah, that's it. ..

Veronica Sawyer: This isn't just a spoke in my menstrual cycle. ..

Betty Finn: Nice guys finish last, I should know. ..

Heather McNamara: Suicide is a private thing.
Veronica Sawyer: You're throwing your life away to become a statistic on U. S. f*cking A. Today; that's about the least private thing I can think of.

Veronica Sawyer: This may seem like a really stupid question...
J.D.: There *are* no stupid questions.
Veronica Sawyer: You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?
J.D.: That's the stupidest question I've ever heard.
Courtney: If I got that money, I'd give it all to the homeless. Every cent.
Veronica Sawyer: You're beautiful.
J.D.: The extreme always seems to make an impression. .

J.D.: I like it. It's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience.

Heathers is fun.. It still cracks me up.


"You look like hell."
"Yeah, just got back."

Teen suicide was one of the more successful media-manufactured crises of the 80s, and Heathers did a beautifully-bitter job of skewering both the problem and the real causes of the problem.  It's definitely the sort of movie that couldn't be made in post-Columbine America, which is a damn shame, because it's precisely the sort of movie that needs to be made in post-Columbine America.

Roman Maroni  "You Fargin' Sneaky Bastich!"

There are several excellent quotes from the film Full Metal Jacket, but I do not think I could repeat them here.

"You look like hell."
"Yeah, just got back."

Teen suicide was one of the more successful media-manufactured crises of the 80s, and Heathers did a beautifully-bitter job of skewering both the problem and the real causes of the problem.  It's definitely the sort of movie that couldn't be made in post-Columbine America, which is a damn shame, because it's precisely the sort of movie that needs to be made in post-Columbine America.


I watched it a few months ago, and thought the same thing.  I also LMAO...

"They're here", Poltergeist, 1982
"Wait Until You Get A Load Of Me", Joker, Batman 1989
"You Lie to Me..... BAMM!!!!"  Throw Momma From The Train, 1987
"Hasta La Vista, Baby", The Terminator, 1984
"Sexual Chocolate", Coming To America, 1988
"And that's the truth, RUTH!!!", Do The Right Thing, 1989
"You sho is ugly!!!!! HAHAHA", The Color Purple, 1985
BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE!!!!, 1988
"I know you are, but what am I", Peewee's Big Adventure, 1985
"I'm not going to be ignored, Dan", Fatal Attraction, 1987
WAKE UP!!!!!, School Daze, 1988
"Hi, I'm Chucky, wanna play?", Child's Play, 1988
"This has been a rotten day."  Howard the Duck, 1986
"Be afraid, be VERY afraid", The Fly, 1986

I want my two dollars! - paperboy in Better Off Dead

from short circut --  number five is alive!
batman --- wait till they get aload out of me!
back to the future---  you made a time machine, out of a deloreon??
karate kid---  awax on  awax off!
poltergist --  their  here!

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
And I'm all out of bubble gum."
- From the John Carpenter documentary They Live, 1988

"I'm off like a dirty shirt!" Duckie-Pretty In Pink, this line always cracks me up!

From one of my favorite movies, Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai.

"You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same. No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to."

"Hey, hey, hey. Don't be mean. We don't have to be mean because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."

"Where are we going?"
"Planet Ten."
"When?"
"Real soon."

Full Metal Jacket...
                        -You look like a hundred and fifty pounds of chewed bubble gum.
                        -Did your parents have any kids that lived?
                        -What ever you do Prvt Pyle don't fall down that would break my f*ing heart!


Grease 2....
                -Not weird weird but like exciting weird
                -Hamelt was tormented by his mother's incestuous relationship with his uncle
                -Virgin Alert! Virgin Alert! All male periscopes down!
                -Tonight! We bowl!
                -"Where is that Rat-face Balmudo?" "You looking for a rat-face dog brain?"
                -"Steph, have you ever read a Spiderman comic?"  "Not in the last few hours"
                -OH GOD! We're gonna die and I'm wearing my mother's underwear!



late for work gtta go... more later

Full Metal Jacket...
                         -You look like a hundred and fifty pounds of chewed bubble gum.
                         -Did your parents have any kids that lived?
                         -What ever you do Prvt Pyle don't fall down that would break my f*ing heart!

I was trying to find a good quote from Full Metal Jacket (watched it yesterday) that did not have any naughty words in the lines...


...a jelly donut, sir.

If ya'll like Spike Lee movies in the 80s, here's the song from School Daze in 1988:


"Talk about good and bad hair"
"Whether if you're dark or you're fair"
"Go on and swear, see if I care"
"Good and bad hair"
"Don't you wish you have hair like this"
"Then the boys could give you a kiss"
"Talking about nothing but bliss"
"Then you've got to see what you've missed"
"If a fly should stand on your head"
"Then I'm sure he'll break all his legs"
"Cause you've got so much grease up there"
"Dear, is that a weave what you wear"
"Well, you got cock-a-bugs, standing all over you head"
"Well, you got Sandy Spurrs, rather have mine instead"
"You're just a jigaboo, trying to find something to do"
"Well, you're a wannabe, Wannbe better than me"

I was trying to find a good quote from Full Metal Jacket (watched it yesterday) that did not have any naughty words in the lines...


...a jelly donut, sir.
  Its one of my favorite movies. 

God has a hard on for Marines because we keep heaven packed with fresh souls

If you hesitate he will shoot you- and you will be a dead marine... then you will be in a world of shhh because MARINES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DIE WITH OUT PERMISSION! 

I could do this all day long...


If ya'll like Spike Lee movies in the 80s, here's the song from School Daze in 1988:


"Talk about good and bad hair"
"Whether if you're dark or you're fair"
Go on and swear, see if I care"
"Good and bad hair"
"Don't you wish you have hair like this"
"Then the boys could give you a kiss"
"Talking about nothing but bliss"
"Then you've got to see what you've missed"
"If a fly should stand on your head"
"Then I'm sure he'll break all his legs"
"Cause you've got so much grease up there"
"Dear, is that a weave what you wear"
"Well, you got cock-a-bugs, standing all over you head"
"Well, you got Sandy Spurrs, rather have mine instead"
"You're just a jigaboo, trying to find something to do"
"Well, you're a wannabe, Wannbe better than me"



ah that's my theme song... I represent bad hair  ;D

  Its one of my favorite movies. 

God has a hard on for Marines because we keep heaven packed with fresh souls

If you hesitate he will shoot you- and you will be a dead marine... then you will be in a world of shhh because MARINES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DIE WITH OUT PERMISSION! 

I could do this all day long...


ah that's my theme song... I represent bad hair  ;D





;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

From Fast Times At Ridgemont High....

"This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there."

"What Jefferson was saying was, Hey! You know, we left this England place 'cause it was bogus; so if we don't get some cool rules ourselves - pronto - we'll just be bogus too! Get it?"

"Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing? "
"Learning about Cuba, and having some food."

"No shirt, no shoes... "
"No dice! Ohhhh."
"Right. Learn it. Know it. Live it."
"He's the full hot orator."

"It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!"
"Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ***!"

"WHASSA HAPPENIN HOT STUFF ?!?" Sixteen candles
"NO DAD WHAT ABOUT YOU !!!!"  The Breakfast Club (The Breakfast Club had some of the best lines EVER !!!)

Speaking about School Daze. I put the B. in bad hair !!!!

Alexandra Medford: I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.

                            -Witches of Eastwick




Cat

Catwoman this is WONDERFUL !!! I have to save this quote for just the right moment and person....

No disassemble Stephanie ~ Short Circuit
My name is Dorothy. Capital D~O~R~O~T~H~Y! DOROTHY!!!!  ~ Tootsie

Clark W. Griswold:  "Gutentach, my family and I are looking for sex"
          - National Lampoon's European Vacation, 1985

Frank Drebbin:  "A parachute not opening... that's a way to die.  Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go"
          - The Naked Gun, 1988

Sam Stone: (talking about his father-in-law) They pulled the plug on him.  He wheezed and shook for about an hour and then... he stabilized.  That son-of-a-bitch just got older and sicker, and older and sicker, AND OLDER AND SICKER...!"
          - Ruthless People, 1986

From the film, Ghost Busters....

"Ray. If someone asks if you are a god, you say, "yes!"

"What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?
"No, we're exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on twelve."
"That's gotta be some cockroach."
"Bite your head off, man."
"Going up?"
"I'll take the next one."

"Someone blows their nose and you want to keep it?"

"Hee hee hee. "Get her." That was your whole plan, huh, "get her." Very scientific."

"I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me."

Also from Ruthless People

"I love wrong numbers."

"Check it out, my man! Thirty feet of thigh-slapping, blood-pumping nuclear brain damage!"
"Bitchin'! Hey, what's it ****** cost?"
"That's the bitchin' part about it! It don't matter! If you can't afford it, ****** FINANCE IT!"
"So what if it's as big as a fridge and costs as much! You'll never have to get another one! This is gonna be with you for the rest of your life! And when you die, they can BURY you in it!"

From Real Genius:

"OK, if you think that by threatening me, you can get me to be your slave, well... that's where you're right, but - and I'm only saying this because I care - there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing."

Also from Ruthless People

Earl Mott: Did you just shoot at me?
Ken Kessler: No, there's police men everywhere.
Earl Mott: Do you think that I look that stupid?
Ken Kessler: Yes, you do!



Cat

From the film, Ghost Busters....

"Ray. If someone asks if you are a god, you say, "yes!"

"What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?
"No, we're exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on twelve."
"That's gotta be some cockroach."
"Bite your head off, man."
"Going up?"
"I'll take the next one."

"Someone blows their nose and you want to keep it?"

"Hee hee hee. "Get her." That was your whole plan, huh, "get her." Very scientific."

"I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me."



And of course... What did you do Ray? WHAT DID YOU DO?!?

From HEATHERS 1989

Heather:  You stupid f**k!
Veronica:  You g*ddamn b*tch!
Heather:  You were nothing before you met me
              You use to play with Barbies with Betty Finn
              You're a bluebird
              You're a brownie
              You're a girl scout cookie
               I invited you to a Remington party
              What's my thank's?
               It's on a hallway carpet
               I got paid in puke
Veronica:  Lick it up, baby! Lick it up!
Heather:  Tommorrow morning you're history
               I'm tell everyone about tonight
               Transfer to Washington
               Transfer to Jefferson
                No one in Westenburg is going to let you play in their reindeer games


CLASSIC!!!!!