hey u guys i was jus havin a flash from the past and was membering the song but i cant find the lyrics ANYWHERE can anybody help?its driving me crazy :o

Just so happens I have not only the lyrics, but that particular song!

(GOD, I love this site!)

-I must dash for now, but I'll get them to you when next I'm on!
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aight thats whats good jus hit me back when u get a chance!! :D i jus created an account

Just so happens I have not only the lyrics, but that particular song!

(GOD, I love this site!)

-I must dash for now, but I'll get them to you when next I'm on!
8)


lookin forward to hearing from you!!

Hello, again!

I'm getting my copy of the lyrics- will send them shortly.

Hello, again!

I'm getting my copy of the lyrics- will send them shortly.


plz it has been bug'n the hell outta me for about a week see'n how i cant find it anywhere...i remember that song from when i was in elementry school

CHORUS: Somebody farted! Uh-oh-a-oh, uh-oh-a-oh! x2

1: Somebody farted- standin in the welfare line! Not sure whose behind-it wasn't mine!
Like the Red Sea- the line just parted, 'cuz some masty sucker KNEW he just had afrted!
The dance floor jumpin, & the place is packed! Somebody ripped one off, everyone moved back!
Ppl pointin fingers- greabbed my girl, & we departed, 'cuz some nasty sucker on the floor just farted!

CHORUS

2: It's a crowded elevator, want to get off fast. Bing-bang-boom sound, like a machine gun blast!
Ppl started screamin- now, everybody pause. Whoever passed that off better check them dirty drawers!
Went to see the Hammer, live onstage! Above the bass, a fart sounded like a 12-Gauge!
The fart was bad- singed my girlfriend's big weave. Grabbed her by the hair, said"Girl, we gotta leave!"

CHORUS

3: At the dinner table, won't believe what's happ'nin'! Somebody passed off a wet booty a-slappin'!
The food was bad & a fart made no improvement. Told the waiter to check himself for a bowel movement!
Cruisin' in my car, down the street- my girl, she said "Excuse me." and she FARTED TO THE BEAT!
I couldn't believe it- my girl is too sweet! She did it again, ripped a hole in my seat!

CHORUS 2: My girl, she farted! Uh-oh-a-oh, uh-oh-a-oh! x2

(There's some miscellaneous stuff said, like "Whatcha mean, you're stuck toi the seat?" and "You red bean eatin', fartin' woman, agh..get out my car!")

CHORUS: Somebody farted! Uh-oh-a-oh, uh-oh-a-oh! x2

1: Somebody farted- standin in the welfare line! Not sure whose behind-it wasn't mine!
Like the Red Sea- the line just parted, 'cuz some masty sucker KNEW he just had afrted!
The dance floor jumpin, & the place is packed! Somebody ripped one off, everyone moved back!
Ppl pointin fingers- greabbed my girl, & we departed, 'cuz some nasty sucker on the floor just farted!

CHORUS

2: It's a crowded elevator, want to get off fast. Bing-bang-boom sound, like a machine gun blast!
Ppl started screamin- now, everybody pause. Whoever passed that off better check them dirty drawers!
Went to see the Hammer, live onstage! Above the bass, a fart sounded like a 12-Gauge!
The fart was bad- singed my girlfriend's big weave. Grabbed her by the hair, said"Girl, we gotta leave!"

CHORUS

3: At the dinner table, won't believe what's happ'nin'! Somebody passed off a wet booty a-slappin'!
The food was bad & a fart made no improvement. Told the waiter to check himself for a bowel movement!
Cruisin' in my car, down the street- my girl, she said "Excuse me." and she FARTED TO THE BEAT!
I couldn't believe it- my girl is too sweet! She did it again, ripped a hole in my seat!

CHORUS 2: My girl, she farted! Uh-oh-a-oh, uh-oh-a-oh! x2

(There's some miscellaneous stuff said, like "Whatcha mean, you're stuck toi the seat?" and "You red bean eatin', fartin' woman, agh..get out my car!")


Thanks so much this song brings back so many memories...where did you find it?

I told you. I have the song itself, along with "Big Butt", also by Bobby Jimmy & The Critters.

I remember these songs, and I am an ardent student of comedy.
I have access to all sorts of this kinda shtuff!

BTW, nice pic, if that's u.

I told you. I have the song itself, along with "Big Butt", also by Bobby Jimmy & The Critters.

I remember these songs, and I am an ardent student of comedy.
I have access to all sorts of this kinda shtuff!

BTW, nice pic, if that's u.

yep its me...well my innocent personality which i think is taking over for the day...kinda glad though...the others kinda get on my nerves!!    ::) :o :P

I hear ya.

I have a few alternate personalities, myself.

I'm developing one that's completely '80s, for the band I'm joining up with.
That one will be fun!

(Beats ANYTHING Michael Jackson did- AAAAHHHH!!!) :P