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Subject: Fave lines from 80's flicks
Judd Nelson's character to the detention monitor in
The Breakfast Club - 1984
"Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?" 8)
Glenn Close to Michael Douglas in Fatal Attraction - 1987
"I'm not going to be ignored, Dan!" (I just love the way her voice rose as she was saying that.) ;D ;D
Michael Douglas in Wall Street - 1987 "Greed is good"
To me, 1987 was the year Michael Douglas really catapulted into superstar status with the back-to-back successes of those two films.
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
"Winners suck losers dry...If you wanna fu$% with the eagles, you've got to learn to fly" -- Heathers
"Hey You Guys!" --- Goonies
"That's impossible sir, the weed is in Johnson's underwear" -- Breakfast Club
"Something I never could stomach about Santa Carla, all the damn vampires!" -- Lost Boys
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
Michael Douglas has a bunch of great ones in Wall Street - one of my faves - "you want a friend, get a dog". Also, Lane (John Cusack) in Better Off Dead - "Gee, Ricky, sorry your mom blew up" (just watched it again last night for like 100th time). And Bender in the Breakfast Club - "neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie" - that line actually made it into my senior yearbook.
That's all I could think of now that qualifies as a line, everything else is more like a monologue or conversation.
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
IT'S A 106 MILES TO CHICAGO. WE'VE GOT A FULL TANK OF GAS, HALF
A PACK OF CIGARETTES, IT'S DARK, AND WE'RE WEARING SUNGLASSES. HIT IT - John Belushi in the Blues Brothers
'Bueller? Bueller?...' Ben Stein taking attendance in Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
Mr Hand from "Fast Times At Ridgemont High"
Hospital intercom announcement from "Jekyll & Hyde... Together Again"
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
Where'd you get those sound bites?
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
Fast Times at Ridgemont High- "AWESOME, TOTALLY AWESOME!"
I think that dude is really funny
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
I think the best line is by far.....
Dolph Lundgren in Rocky IV. "If he dies, he dies" :)
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
Breakfast Club
Bender: "No dad! What about you?"
Bender: "I'm crushed!"
Allison: "Vodka." (her first word in the movie - came at about the 20 minute mark)
Weird Science
Gary (Anthony Michael Hall): "I don't toss off!"
Ferriss Bueller's Day Off
Ferris (Matthew Broderick): How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?
Ferris: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.
Ed Rooney (Jeffrey Jones): I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.
Ferris: "Yep. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss something."
Pretty In Pink
Ducky (Jon Cryer): Drinking and driving don't mix. That's why I ride a bike.
Better Off Dead
Paperboy: "I want my 2 dollars."
I still use some of those lines today! ;D
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
"Show us yer whisker bisquit" from ANGEL 8)
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
C-3PO: Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1!
Han Solo: Never tell me the odds!
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner"-Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing. That is one of my favorite lines!!!
" Ferris, he never drives it, he just rubs it with a diaper!" Cameron to Ferris about the dads Ferrari in Ferris Bueller's Day off. I have a couple more from this one actually....
"'Drugs?'....
'Thank you,no,I'm straight.'....
'I meant are you in here for drugs?'
'Why are you here?'
'Drugs.'" Charlie Sheen's character to Jeanie Bueller in the police station.
"You just roll her old bones on over here, and I'll dig up your daughter, thats school policy you know." Rooney to Cameron on the phone.
"I'm a little black woman, in a big silver box, and the top of it says phone,HELP!!!!!" Whoopi Goldberg in Jumpin Jack Flash.
"'Ugh,Look what they did to this woman, she looks terrible!!'
'It's a man'" When Whoopi was at Elizabeth Arden and on the truth syrup in Jumpin Jack Flash.
I could go on forever with this so I'll excercise some self control and stop now. Until later.......
Rio
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
No yankee my wankee, the Donger need food.
Oh sexy girlfriend
---Donger from 16 Candles
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
From Three Amigos
Steve Martin: "You are the son of a motherless goat."
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
National Lampoon's Vacation with Clark W> Griswold & family.
going to the Grand Canyon
Clark: It's only the biggest goddam hole in the universe!
Aunt Edna: CLARK! Watch your language!
Clark: Make that the second biggest.
Security Guard: Your father ever kill anyone before?
Rusty: No, just a dog...and my Aunt Edna.
Clark: HEY! You can't prove that, Rusty!
Aunt Edna: This your idea of a good restaurant? DOG KILLER!!
Clark: Excuse me, can you tell me how to get back on the expressway?
Pimp: Hey f**k yo mama!
Vicky: I'm going steady AND I French kiss.
Audrey: So? Everybody does that.
Vicky: Yeah, but DADDY says I'm the best at it!
Rusty: Wow, she's beautiful...would you wanna sell me any of these?
Dale: Heck no! I cherish these things, I use 'em every day.
Rusty: How do you use a magazine?
Dale: Just what I was getting to...a guy taught me something REALLY neat last year. Didja ever bop your baloney?
Rusty: You got Pac Man?
Dale: Nope.
Rusty: You got Space Invaders?
Dale: Nope.
Rusty: You got Asteroids?
Dale: No, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.
Eddie: Yup, I've been outa work since they closed that espestos plant. Then wouldn't ya know it, the army cut my pention 'cuz they said the plate in my head wasn't big enough...
Edna: Why don't you just ASK him for the money, Eddie? Sure as hell can't take a hint!
Eddie: Um, Clark, do you think you could...spare a little?
Clark: Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?
Eddie: About fifty-two thousand dollars.
Greasemonkey #1: Boy, I ain't never seen nobody sh*t all stupid as you drivin' off that rode. You must got manure fer yer brains!
Clark: Yeah, well, I'm from out of town....
Greasemonkeys: (lauging)
Clark: How much is the bill?
Greasemonkey #2: How much you got?
Clark: No, I'm ASKING you how much the repairs come to.
Greasemonkey #2: ...and I'm asking you HOW MUCH YOU GOT!
Clark: Look, I don't have time to play games here, how much?
Greasemonkey #2: (palming wrench) ALL of it, Boy.
Clark: What does your sheriff think of your business practices?
Greasemonkeys: (laughing as Greasemonkey #2 whips out the sheriff's badge in his billfold).
Ellen: Do you like that girl, Clark?
Clark: How could I ever like a girl like that? She's UGLY. I love you.
Security guard: (as rollercoaster ascends) I had a bad experience on this ride once...I trew up!
Clark: This isn't a vacation any more, it's a quest. I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose!!
Clark: We're going to have fun. I'm going to have fun, you're going to have fun! You're all going to have so much f**king fun, you be whistling Zipity-doo-dah out your A**holes!
OK, that's enough for now!!
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
Quoting:
Judd Nelson's character to the detention monitor in
The Breakfast Club - 1984
"Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?" 8)
End Quote
May not be exact, but here goes:
Vernon: You'll have the answer to that, Mr. Bender, next Saturday. Don't mess with the bull, you'll get the horns.
Vernon: Any monkey busines is ill-advised!
Vernon: You just grab some wood there, bub.
Vernon: (reading) slight history of mental illness, no wonder he's so f**ked up...
Vernon: Hi Carl.
Carl: What are you doing in the basement files...ooh, confidential files.
Vernon: Uhh, look, Carl, this is a very sensitive area, a lot of people would be upset, is there anything we can do to just keep this between us?
Carl: Fifty bucks.
Vernon: What?
Carl: You got fifty bucks?
Vernon: What did you wanna BE when you were growing up?
Carl: When I was a kid I wanted to be John Lennon.
Vernon: Don't be a goof, Carl.
Vernon: This is what wakes me up cold in the middle of the night, the thought that when I get old, these kids are gonna take care of me!
Carl: I wouldn't count on it.
Claire: NO! I NEVER DID IT!!
Allison: I never did it either. I'm a compulsive liar.
Claire: You...b*tch!
Andrew: Oh, you're just mad 'cuz she got you to admit something you didn't want to.
Bender: Why'd you think it would be easy?
Brian: Have you ever seen some of the dopes that take shop?
Bender: I take shop. You must be a f**king idiot!
Brian: I'm an idiot because I can't make a lamp?
Bender: NO, you're a genius because you can't make a lamp!
Vernon: I knew it, you're a gutless turd....When you're all wrapped up in your own pathetic life, I'm going to find you, and I'm going to waste you, I'm going knock your d*ck in the dirt.
Bender: Did your mother marry Mister Rogers?
Brian: No, Mr. Johnson...
Bender: Pathetic and sad, but social.
Vernon: Are you finished?
Bender: Not even close, BUD!!!
Vernon: You want another?
Bender: YES!
Vernon: You got it!
Brian (to Claire): You think I don't understand pressure? F**k you, F**K YOU! :'(
Vernon:(admiring his reflection) UGGA BUGGA!!
and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on..... :P
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
In Aliens, after being ordered not to fire their weapons:
"What are we supposed to use, harsh language!"
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
How about some more coffee? No, thanks.
There's a sale at Penny's. ;D
Tell me everything that's happened till now?
Well first the earth cooled.-Aieplane
Now and forever I will always remain a duckman.-Pretty in Pink
No,man. I'm hungry.
Oh,sexy girlfriend.-Sixteen Candles
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
Quoting:
Oh,sexy girlfriend.-Sixteen Candles
End Quote
She getting meddied.
Married?
Ya, meddied.
Married?
(Donger behind the door)
MEDDIED! sheesh!
I like driving lawn mowing machine for Grandpa so Grandpa's hyena don't act up.
What are you bitching about?, I gotta sleep under some Chinaman named after a duck's dork.
Where am I sleeping?
Sofa city sweetheart!
Would you take those ridiculous things off?
Oh, I hate that rock 'n' roll rubbish!
I'm afraid it's hear to stay, Fred.
Ooh, Fred, she's gotten her boobies.
I better go get my magnifying glass, ha ha.
Oh, and they are so PERKY! :D
BTW, there was a girl in my high school, Heather, who got nicknamed "Perky" after that line from "Sixteen Candles." She got called "Perky" straight through college. Haven't seen her in over ten years, but she's prolly still called "Perky" today, though I bet she's not so perky anymore! ;)
Oh, did they show that sequel, "32 Candles" on USA yet? I heard they were making it, but I vowed to miss it. Anyway, it would have to be called "36 Candles" to be honest about Ms. Ringwald's age. My how time flies!
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
Quoting:
Where'd you get those sound bites?
End Quote
http://www.stoutman.com/sitemap.asp
Another quote I love is from Commando, when Arnold's character says,... (while holing on of the bad guys by his ankles over the side of a cliff.
"Remember when I said I'd kill you last?"
"Yeah."
"I lied." as he drops the guy off the cliff.
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
Sixteen Candles
Samantha: Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.
Caroline: Who's he?
Jake: That's me.
Caroline: Who are you?
Jake: I'm him.
Caroline: Oh, ok.
Jim Baker: That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else.
The Geek: Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?
Pretty In Pink
Blane: You said you couldn't be with someone who didn't believe in you. Well I believed in you. I just didn't believe in me. I love you. Always.
Andie: I just want them to know that they didn't break me.
Andie: You know you're talking like that just because I'm going out with Blane
Duckie: His name is Blane? Oh! That's a major appliance, that's not a name!
Andie: If somebody doesn't believe in me, I can't believe in them.
Say Anything
Lloyd Dobler: She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.
Lloyd Dobler: I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.
D.C.: Lloyd, why do you have to be like this?
Lloyd Dobler: 'Cause I'm a guy! I have pride!
Corey Flood: You're not a guy.
Lloyd Dobler: I am.
Corey Flood: No. The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don't be a guy.
Lloyd Dobler: Just knowing that a version like that exists, knowing that just for a minute she felt that and wrote I can't help loving you. That has to be worth something.
;D
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
I just thought up a few more:
"I speak jive." - Barbara Billingsley, Airplane
"I feel the need, the need for speed" - Tom Cruise, Top Gun
"Hand me the soap, Karen, cause I'm feeling really dirty tonight." - Alec Baldwin, Married to the Mob
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
Here are just a few of my favorites from The Lost Boys. I've seen this movie at least 250 times, no kidding. I could quote the whole thing word for word. Anyway, here goes:
David: Now you know what we are, now you know what you are. You'll never grow old, Michael, and you'll never die. But you must feed.
Sam: My own brother, a G** Da**, Sh** sucking vampire. You wait til mom gets home.
Sam: What's that, Grandpa?
Grandpa: A present for Widow Johnson.
Michael: What did you stuff for her, Mr. Johnson?
Sam:Lose the earring, Mike. It's not you.
Michael: P*ss off
Same:What's with the attitude? Been watching too much Dynasty, Bud?
David: This used to be the best resort in Santa Carla about 75 years ago. But in 1906 when the big one hit San Franciso, the ground opened up, this place took a header, right into the crack. And now it's ours.
Marcco: So check it out, Mikey.
Sam: Death by a stereo!
Sam: What's wrong with this picture, Mike? No TV. When there's no TV, there's no MTv.
Grandpa: On Tuesday's when the TV guide comes the label may be curled up. YOu'll be tempted to tear it off, but don't. This only winds up ripping the cover and I don't like that.
Sam: You have a TV?
Grandpa: No. You read the TV Guide, you don't need a TV.
I'll stop for now. I could go on and on, but I won't.
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
Did you know that Jane Krakowski from Ally McBeal played Randy Quaid's daughter Vicky in this movie? They were talking about that on the original "I Love the 80's" on VH1 last year and it does look like her when she was probably about 15.
Quoting:
National Lampoon's Vacation with Clark W> Griswold & family.
going to the Grand Canyon
Clark: It's only the biggest goddam hole in the universe!
Aunt Edna: CLARK! Watch your language!
Clark: Make that the second biggest.
Security Guard: Your father ever kill anyone before?
Rusty: No, just a dog...and my Aunt Edna.
Clark: HEY! You can't prove that, Rusty!
Aunt Edna: This your idea of a good restaurant? DOG KILLER!!
Clark: Excuse me, can you tell me how to get back on the expressway?
Pimp: Hey f**k yo mama!
Vicky: I'm going steady AND I French kiss.
Audrey: So? Everybody does that.
Vicky: Yeah, but DADDY says I'm the best at it!
Rusty: Wow, she's beautiful...would you wanna sell me any of these?
Dale: Heck no! I cherish these things, I use 'em every day.
Rusty: How do you use a magazine?
Dale: Just what I was getting to...a guy taught me something REALLY neat last year. Didja ever bop your baloney?
Rusty: You got Pac Man?
Dale: Nope.
Rusty: You got Space Invaders?
Dale: Nope.
Rusty: You got Asteroids?
Dale: No, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.
Eddie: Yup, I've been outa work since they closed that espestos plant. Then wouldn't ya know it, the army cut my pention 'cuz they said the plate in my head wasn't big enough...
Edna: Why don't you just ASK him for the money, Eddie? Sure as hell can't take a hint!
Eddie: Um, Clark, do you think you could...spare a little?
Clark: Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?
Eddie: About fifty-two thousand dollars.
Greasemonkey #1: Boy, I ain't never seen nobody sh*t all stupid as you drivin' off that rode. You must got manure fer yer brains!
Clark: Yeah, well, I'm from out of town....
Greasemonkeys: (lauging)
Clark: How much is the bill?
Greasemonkey #2: How much you got?
Clark: No, I'm ASKING you how much the repairs come to.
Greasemonkey #2: ...and I'm asking you HOW MUCH YOU GOT!
Clark: Look, I don't have time to play games here, how much?
Greasemonkey #2: (palming wrench) ALL of it, Boy.
Clark: What does your sheriff think of your business practices?
Greasemonkeys: (laughing as Greasemonkey #2 whips out the sheriff's badge in his billfold).
Ellen: Do you like that girl, Clark?
Clark: How could I ever like a girl like that? She's UGLY. I love you.
Security guard: (as rollercoaster ascends) I had a bad experience on this ride once...I trew up!
Clark: This isn't a vacation any more, it's a quest. I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose!!
Clark: We're going to have fun. I'm going to have fun, you're going to have fun! You're all going to have so much f**king fun, you be whistling Zipity-doo-dah out your A**holes!
OK, that's enough for now!!
End Quote
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
Quoting:
"I speak jive." - Barbara Billingsley, Airplane
End Quote
That's one of my FAVORITE scenes from Airplane! I think of that every time I see BB as June Cleaver. "What it is,blood..."
I'm reluctant to say so in mixed company, but I'm a bona-fide "Leave It To Beaver" fan. I mean, I started watching it on TV Land for a joke, you know, because it's so cornball and preachy, but the truth is, (gulp) I actually enjoy it. Maybe I'll end up in Mayfield, like in the movie "Pleasantville."
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
Virtually every second line in "Robocop" has a good quip. ;D
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
Something to go with Secret Squirrel's "Risky Business" pic:
Joel: "I don't believe this, I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the Killer Pimp!"
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
My favorite bit of dialogue from Full Metal Jacket as Sgt. Hartman gets to know Private Cowboy. I practically have this bit memorized. This probably most insults per minute in movie
history.
HARTMAN: What's your excuse?
COWBOY: Sir, excuse for what, sir?
HARTMAN: I'm asking the f***ing questions here, Private. Do you understand?!
COWBOY: Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN: Well thank you very much! Can I be in charge for a while?
COWBOY: Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN: Are you shook up? Are you nervous?
COWBOY: Sir, I am, sir!
HARTMAN: Do I make you nervous?
COWBOY: Sir!
HARTMAN: Sir, what? Were you about to call me an @sshole?!
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN: How tall are you, Private?
COWBOY: Sir, five foot nine, sir!
HARTMAN: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked s**t
that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir.
HARTMAN: Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of you ran
down the crack of your mama's @ss and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated!
HARTMAN: Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?COWBOY: Sir, Texas, sir!
HARTMAN: Holy dogs**t! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!....Do you suck d**ks!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN:Are you a peter-puffer?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would f***
a person in the @ss and not even have the goddam common
courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!
Subject: Re: Fave lines from 80's flicks
Quoting:
My favorite bit of dialogue from Full Metal Jacket as Sgt. Hartman gets to know Private Cowboy. I practically have this bit memorized. This probably most insults per minute in movie
history.
End Quote
What a great scene. Boy, that's horrifying stuff! I don't have it memorized verbatim, but here are a few others I like:
(approximately, not exact)
Joker: Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?
Hartman: Who the f**k said that? Who's the stupid m*th*rf**ker who just signed his own death warrant?
(Hartman starts accusing Pvt. Pyle)
Joker: Sir, I said it, Sir!
Hartman: Well how about that? From now on your name is Pvt. Joker! I like you Pvt. Joker, you can come over to my house and f**k my sister!
(belts Joker in the stomach, Joker collapses to his knees)