The Karate Kid:

Daniel LaRusso: Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?
Miyagi: Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything

License To Drive:
Dean: Could you take the car out of neutral? We just got passed by a street sweeper.

Look Who's Talking:
Mikey: Put me back in! Put me back in!

Dream A Little Dream:
Dinger: I should be at the dance. I was at the dance. Dancing perfectly. With a hot chick. She wanted me. I know she wanted me. Well every girl wants me. But instead I'm sitting out here freezing my ass off in some butt-ugly red Mustang.

St Elmo's Fire:
Kevin: Love is an illusion.
Kirby: It's the only illusion that counts my friend.

Stand By Me:
Vern: Come on you guys, let's get moving.
Teddy: Yeah, by the time we get there the kid won't even be dead anymore.

The Breakfast Club:

John Bender: What's in there?
Claire Standish: Guess? Where's your lunch?
John Bender: You're wearing it.
Claire Standish: You're nauseating.
John Bender: What's that?
Claire Standish: Sushi.
John Bender: Sushi??
Claire Standish: Rice, raw fish, and seaweed.
John Bender: You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're going to eat that?
Claire Standish: Can I eat?
John Bender: I don't know. Give it a try

Better Off Dead:
Lane Myer: Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

-Thomas

Airplane: "Surely, you can't be serious!"  "I am serious; and don't call me Shirly."


Heathers: "I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!"


;D

I can't remember what Leslie Neilson said exactly in Naked Gun 2½, but he was describing a woman, and then he said, "Yeup, she's just like mom alright!"

After that, another guy came and said, "Stop looking at her like she's your mother!"


My memory only serves so much.   :P

I'll probably think of more later, but the two sort of mindless ones (remember i was only young in the Eighties) that spring to mind at the moment are Sloth in the Goonies:

Heeeey youuuu guuuuysss

Still brings a smile to my face. Well - it did until i made it my start-up sound and the amount my computer crashes, it just got old :(

And Doc in Back to the Future:

One point twenny one Gigawatts!

Tsk, you'd think a 'scientist' would know it's pronounced 'gig-a-whats' not 'jig-a-whats'.  ::)

As i say, i'll probably come up with some more sophisticated ones later.

About the only thing Arnie said in 'Terminator' : "I'll be back"
Quote of the decade... 8)

Ferris Bueller's Day Off:

Secretary Grace to Ed Rooney:
"Oh Ed, you sounded like Dirty Harry just now"

  Full Metal Jacket

GSgt. Hartman: "Private Pyle, you had best square your away and start  me Tiffany cufflinks or I'll definately  you up!"

  Just a favorite movie quote from the 80's, Spray.  Moderate away, grizzly...*shrugs*



Thanks, Davester.

Crimes of Passion had a lot of great lines but I don't want to make Hairspray mad at me.  ;)



Cat

Can't Buy Me Love: "He went from like, totally geek to totally chic."

The Breakfast Club:  Bender: "I'm thinking of trying out for a scholarship.

The Goonies: Mama Fratelli: "Kids suck."

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom:  
Shortround:"Hang on lady.  We go for ride."
Willie: "Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!  What is he nuts?"
Shortround: "He no nuts.  He crazy."

Farris Buellar's Day Off: Quotes by Farris Buellar:

Life moves by pretty fast... If you don't stop and look around once-in-a-while, you might miss it!

I used to think my family was the only one that had weirdness in it... that used to worry me... then I saw how Cameron's family functioned. His home-life is really twisted. That's why he's sick all the time, it really bothers him. He's the only guy I know who feels better when he's sick. If I had to live in that house, I'd probably pry for desease too. The place is like a museum. It's very beautiful, and very cold... and you're not allowed to touch anything... Can you appreciate what it must have been like for Cameron to be in that joint as a baby? I'm actually amazed that I got the car out of the garage... I caught Cameron digging a ride once or twice... It's good for him. It teaches him to deal with his fear. Plus, and I must be honest here... I love driving in it! It is soo choice! If you have the means, I highly recomend picking one up......Thank you.......(picks up a mint) Mint.

4000 restaurants in the downtown area... I pick the one my father goes to

Cameron, dear friend, you though that we wouldn't have any fun... Shame on you.

A: You could never go too far
B: If I'm going to get busted, it's not going to be by a guy like that!

Oh Sallone, dear, hurry along now...........do you have a kiss for daddy?

I'm so disappointed in Cameron... 20 bucks says he's in his car debating on whether or not to go out.

I ask for a car, I get a computer...How's that for being born under a bad sign.

Pardon my French, but Cameron's so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal in his ass, in 2 weeks you have a diamond!

They bought it!... Incredible! The worst performance of my career, and they never doubted me for a second!

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good nonspecific symtom; I'm a firm believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a phoney fever is a dead lick, but if you get a nervous mother, you could end up in a doctor's office. That's worst than school. You fake a stomach cramp, then when you're bent over moaning and wailing... you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then again, so is high school.

I have a test today, that wasn't bull. It's on European Socialism. I mean really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a damn if they're socialists? They could be fascists or anarchists... It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.

It's not that I don't agree with fascism, or any ism for that matter. ism's in my oppinion are not good. A person shouldn't believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon:
"I don't believe in the Beatles, I just believe in me."
Good point there..... After all, he was the "walrus."
I could be the walrus too, I'd still have to bum rides off of people.

Cameron has never been in love... or at least no one have been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's going to marry the first girl he dates. And she's going to treat him like dirt. Because she would have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end all be all of human exsistance. She won't respect him. Because you can't respect somebody who licks your ass... just doesn't work.

Buellar, Ferris Buellar



Principal's secretary: He's very popular, Ed, the Sportos, Moter-heads, Geeks, Sluts, Bloods, Waistoids, Dweebies, Air-heads..... They all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

Ed Rooney: So far he's been absent nine times...
Ferris' Mom: Nine times?
Ed Rooney: Nine times.

Teacher played by Ben Stein: Buellar..................Buellar....................Buellar..................

Camron: A family member dies, and you insult me... What the hell is the matter with you?!!

That Arnold Schwarzenegger "Hasta la vista,baby!" one from Terminator.

Beat that! 8)

All this talk about AH-Nold, got me to thinking about the movie Twins.

When his girlfriend gives him a batch of cookies she just made,
"I look forward to tossing them."


Cat

Say hello to my little friend!!  8)
                           
                                 -Scarface

"Go ahead...make my day." - Sudden Impact

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!" - Ghostbusters

"You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once ... ONCE!" - Johnny Dangerously

"Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo." - Fletch

"Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, Happy Hannukah." - Christmas Vacation

Junior: "Daddy, look at that big, ugly alligator."
Buford T. Justice: "That reminds me, I have to call your momma tonight." - Smokey and The Bandit II

....and every Spicoli line from Fast Times At Ridgemont High!  

Kathleen Turner in "Body Heat"
"You aren't too bright. I like that in a man".

"When they attack the car, save the radio."  
Randy, 'Valley Girl'

"You've got to be ****** kidding."
'The Thing' (re-make), after a character sees the severed head sprout spider legs and skitter away. ;D

Better Off Dead
"I Want My Two Dollars"

Say Anything
"If you guys know so much about girls, what are you doing at a gas station on a Friday night?"

Pretty In Pink

Duckie:  This whole tape is horrible
Andie:  That one's my favorite
Duckie: Are you deaf?
Andie: No the house
Duckie:  Yeah that's a nice crib.  Listen Andie I must be going thru something hormonial because every song I listen to is making me sick.  Please just drive me home.

The Princess Bride
(there are tons from this one that I love)

My name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die!
Count Rugen: Stop saying that!!!

Fezzik: My way isn't very sportsman-like

Inconceivable!!
             
            -Princess Bride
(That one's my favorite quote from that movie) ;D

Wait a minute, Doc...Are you telling me you built a time machine...out of a DeLorean ?

No cite necessary here.

Here are some of my favorite Ghostbuster quotes:

Winston: Ray, if someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!
Peter: Alright! This chick is toast!

Peter: Hey! Anybody seen a GHOST?!

Peter: He slimed me...
Ray: That's great! Actual physical contact!

Eigon: Whatever you do... Don't cross the streams... It could be bad.
Peter: I'm a bit fuzzy on this whole no good bad thing... What's crossing the streams?
Eigon: Just imagine every molecule in your body bursting at the speed of light.
Peter: Ok everybody don't cross the streams. Thanks for that little tip, Eigon.

Ray: Whatever you do, don't look into the trap.
Eigon: I looked at the trap, Ray!

Peter: We came, we saw, we kicked its ASS!!

Ray: (the liberary scene) Whatever you, do exactly as I say... Ready... GET HER!!!!!!!!

Peter: Somebody blows their nose, and you wanna keep it?!

Eigon: I collect spores, molds, and fugus

Ghostbuster AD on T.V.: We're ready to believe in you!

Louis Tellie: HELP! SOMEBODY! LET ME IN!!!!!!!!!.....Cute little pooch... Maybe I have a milkbone... AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Just while i remember: from Ghostbusters II....

Do...
Re....
Egon...


:P

A couple more from Ghostbusters

"Where do these stairs go?" "Up."

"Ok, so, she's a dog."

"Who are you guys?" "We're the Ghostbusters." "Great. Who does your taxes?"



Cat

Caddyshack:

Carl: "License to kill gophers by the government of the united nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmit. And a varmit will never quit - ever. The're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And thats all she wrote."


Fast Times at Ridgemont High:

Jeff Spicoli: "People on ludes should not drive"


The Shining:


Jack Torrance:  "Here's Johnny!"


Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade:

Henry Jones: " I didnt know you could fly a plane"
Indiana Jones:  "Fly, Yes.......Land, No"


Die Hard:

John McClane: "Yippee-ki-yay mother******!"

Here are some of my favorite Back to the Future quotes:

Marty McFly: Doc, I knew how you got that bump on your forehead. You were fixing the plumbing in the bathroom, and hit your head on your porcelen toilet. And that's when you came up with the flux capasitor... which makes time travel possible.

George McFly: I'm not really good at conferntations...

George McFly: Loreane, your dentity has popped me to you.
Loreane: Don't I know you from some place?
George McFly: Yes... I'm George... George McFly... I'm your density... I mean your destiny.
Loreane: ::blushes:: Oh...
Biff: Hey, McFly! I told you never to come in here again!

Marty McFly: WOW! This is heavy, Doc!
Dr. Brown (from the '50s): Weight has nothing to do with it.

Marty Mc Fly: WOW! This is heavy!
Dr. Brown (from teh '50s): There's that word again "heavy." Is there something wronge with the earth's gravitational pull in the future?
Marty McFly: Huh?

Dr. Brown (from the '50s): OK, future boy, who's the president of the United States in the future?
Marty McFly: Ronald Reagan
Dr. Brown (from the '50s): Ronald Reagan? The actor? And I suppose Jane Wyainman is first lady and Jake Bennie Secretary of the State?!

Dr. Brown (from the '50s): ::looks at the cam-quarter:: No wonder your president's an actor. He has to look good on television.

Dr. Brown (from the '80s): When this baby hits 88, you're going to see some serious shit!

Marty Mcfly: It's like Doc always says, "If you put your mind to it. You can accomplish anything."

Marty Mcfly: Doc, are you trying to tell me that you built a time machine... Out of a Delorian?
Dr. Brown (from '80s): I figure if you're going to build a time machine, do it with style!
 

This may be a 90s movie so please forgive me.

Robin Hood, Prince of Theives:

"Why a spoon, cousin? Why not a knife?" (Sheriff) "Because it is dull, you twit, it will hurt more."

(later after the sheriff, runs his cousin through with a sword) "Well, at least, I didn't use a spoon."

(Sheriff-pointing to two women), "You, my room at 10. You, 10:30. Bring a friend."

Alan Rickman deffinatly stole this movie.  ;D


Cat

Malcolm McDowell, "Follow my lead."
Daniel Stern, "What are we doing?!"
Roy Scheider, (in mock British accent) "We're following his leader."

from Blue Thunder

From The Breakfast Club, Bender's smartass way of giving the principal "the finger":

"Can you hear this? Would you like me to turn it up?"

;D

Absolutely Vile