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... and whatever other female penguin I may have scared away by my relentless stalking 8)

Pass the word around.
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I just don't get it - no one "stalks" me.  Are my posts that bad? :-/
I must be really mean or bit chy and not realize it.  YOu can stalk me TB.  ;)

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I just don't get it - no one "stalks" me.  Are my posts that bad? :-/
I must be really mean or bit chy and not realize it.  YOu can stalk me TB.  ;)
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Oh, you really don't know what you're requesting 8) I will smother you with my undivided attention, try to drown you in praises, frighten you breathless with my mad obsessions - and bore you to death with my bland, melodramatic literary references :) :D ;D It will be so sweet, it will burn your throat, and so tender, it will hurt all over. Just ask any of my pleasure victims ;)

I am one bad baaad penguin... really bad.

Doo bee doobee doo 8)

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I just don't get it - no one "stalks" me.  Are my posts that bad? :-/
I must be really mean or bit chy and not realize it.  YOu can stalk me TB.  ;)
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Methinks ya needs to change that sig, cs!

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Oh, you really don't know what you're requesting 8) I will smother you with my undivided attention, try to drown you in praises, frighten you breathless with my mad obsessions - and bore you to death with my bland, melodramatic literary references :) :D ;D It will be so sweet, it will burn your throat, and so tender, it will hurt all over. Just ask any of my pleasure victims ;)

I am one bad baaad penguin... really bad.

Doo bee doobee doo 8)
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I'll try to handle it - bring it on!

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Methinks ya needs to change that sig, cs!
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Done! :)

Gee nothing like having to BEG for it ::)

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Doo bee doobee doo 8)
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Is that line from those Bud Light commercials a few years back. Beware of the penguins.

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Is that line from those Bud Light commercials a few years back. Beware of the penguins.
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I thought it was part of "Strangers in the Night" by Frank Sinatra...

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I thought it was part of "Strangers in the Night" by Frank Sinatra...
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It is the same tune sung by the Budweiser Penguin...

http://www.beer-steins.com/TheChase.jpg

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It is the same tune sung by the Budweiser Penguin...

http://www.beer-steins.com/TheChase.jpg
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I haven't heard that one.

So tell me, L'Etranger  - are you tall, dark and handsome?  Or do you look like a regular guy?   ;)

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I haven't heard that one.

So tell me, L'Etranger  - are you tall, dark and handsome?  Or do you look like a regular guy?   ;)
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Hahaha. Just ask langdon_hughes, she is a better judge and I trust her impartial opinion seeing as to how I am her living shadow.