Does anybody know the song from the 70's. As I remember it...with the lyric ( I asked ya please stop... cause if you hit me just about one more time I swear I'm gonna call the cops.) And I believe it was the cops that were beating him up. Thanks! God bless!

Does anybody know the song from the 70's. As I remember it...with the lyric ( I asked ya please stop... cause if you hit me just about one more time I swear I'm gonna call the cops.) And I believe it was the cops that were beating him up. Thanks! God bless!


weird...why would someone who's being beaten by the cops threaten to call more cops? never heard this song...

Does anybody know the song from the 70's. As I remember it...with the lyric ( I asked ya please stop... cause if you hit me just about one more time I swear I'm gonna call the cops.) And I believe it was the cops that were beating him up. Thanks! God bless!



Well I came home last saturday night and what do you think I found?
I went to open my kitchen door, and the door had been broke down.
I walked into my living room, and what do you think I see?
Four great big old ugly dudes, sittin' there waitin' for me.

I said gangsters, burglers, who the hell are you?
You look like a bunch of ruffians, mabe monkeys from the zoo
If it wasn't for the cut of your crumby clothes, which has me in some doubt,
I'd think you was a bunch of mafia thugs come here to rub me out.

They said, beatnick, prevert, don't talk that way to me
We found your roommate with a stash of hash, a couple of cubes of LSD
Well there's a bottle of miltown on your dresser, and your as good as dead
If you want to keep your body all attached, just keep a civil tounge in your head.

I said, police, it's the police. By Christ I should have seen
The mafia men, they ain't near as dumb, and no where half as mean
Well, they threw me up against the wall, i said no please don't and stop.
If you hit me just about one more time, I swear I gonna call a cop.

It was reefer, reefer reefer, hash and LSD.
Tell us where you got it boy,and we promise to set you free.
I said, officer I don't know whatyou're talkin' about.
Besides, you're in such a rush, I never set foot in this house before, would you like to buy a Fuller Brush?

So, hipsters and vipers, I got some news for you
It's election year in Chicago, and you better hide all that boo
Tony Spamoni's a nark oh man, and he's got a nose for grass, yes.
And then he tied me up. Help, he's tying me up
Then he turned on the buzz saw. Help, help.
If Tony ever catches you turnin' on, it's sure gonna be your ass.



Dan

Well I came home last saturday night and what do you think I found?
I went to open my kitchen door, and the door had been broke down.
I walked into my living room, and what do you think I see?
Four great big old ugly dudes, sittin' there waitin' for me.

I said gangsters, burglers, who the hell are you?
You look like a bunch of ruffians, mabe monkeys from the zoo
If it wasn't for the cut of your crumby clothes, which has me in some doubt,
I'd think you was a bunch of mafia thugs come here to rub me out.

They said, beatnick, prevert, don't talk that way to me
We found you roommate with a stash of hash, a couple of cubes of LSD
Well there's a bottle of miltown on your dresser, and your as good as dead
If you want to keep your body all attached, just keep a civil tounge in your head.

I said, police, it's the police. By Christ I should have seen
The mafia men, they ain't near as dumb, and no where half as mean
Well, they threw me up against the wall, i said no please don't and stop.
If you hit me just about one more time, I swear I gonna call a cop.

It was reefer, reefer reefer, hash and LSD.
Tell us where you got it boy,and we promise to set you free.
I said, officer I don't know whatyou're talkin' about.
Besides, you're in such a rush, I never set foot in this house before, would you like to buy a Fuller Brush?

So, hipsters and vipers, I got some news for you
It's election year in Chicago, and you better hide all that boo
Tony Spamoni's a nark oh man, and he's got a nose for grass, yes.
And then he tied me up. Help, he's tying me up
Then he turned on the buzz saw. Help, help.
If Tony ever catches you turnin' on, it's sure gonna be you're ass.



Dan


apparently the idiot is getting beat by cops and threatens to call more cops.....and he calls the cops dumb?

I have never heard this before.....any idea who did it?