"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." - Principal, Billy Madison

"First she steals my publicity. Then she steals my lawyer, my trial date. And now she steals my goddamn garter. " - Velma Kelly, Chicago

"I don't get that close to the glass until I'm on the floor. " - Bob, Lost In Translation

Listen!  Do you smell something?

-Another great Ghostbusters quote


"Why does everyone always blame dogs?"

-Rolf, the Dog: The Muppets Take Manhattan

Here are some I like...

"I've got gaps. She's got gaps. We fill in each others gaps" -- "Rocky" (1976)

"In life, in order to understand, to really understand the world, you must die at least once. So it's better to die young, when there's still time left to recover and live again" -- from "The Garden of the Finzi-Continis" (1971).

"I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light" -- Alvy Singer (Woody Allen), "Annie Hall" (1977).

"I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable" -- Alvy Singer (Woody Allen), "Annie Hall" (1977).

"A relationship, I think, is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we have on our hands is a dead shark" -- Alvy Singer (Woody Allen), "Annie Hall" (1977).

There are also a bunch from "Manhattan" (1979), but I don't have any just yet.

"Folks that throw dirt on you, aren't always trying to hurt you. And folks that pull you out of a jam aren't always trying to help you. But the point is: when you're up to your nose in sh*t keep your mouth shut!" -- Jack Beauregard (Henry Fonda), "My Name Is Nobody" (1973).

:)

8) John Travolta to daughter in Face Off..."Papa's got a brand New Bag" .

Corrigan: "I suppose it could have been my imagination; however, here is something I certainly did not imagine!" *indicates a shredded tire on his car*

Kenneth Magee: "Jesus!"

Corrigan: "All four tires!"

Magee: "...Well, what do we do, if the guy suddenly decides to make an appearance?"

Corrigan: "Young man, if I knew the answer to that, I assure you I'd be a much happier man than I am now!"

-HOUSE OF THE LONG SHADOWS, 1979

"You are a neo-maxi-zoom dweebie."--Bender, Breakfast Club

"NOT A FINGER!"--Dad storms out of the house in A Christmas Story.

"YESSSSSSSSSSsss!  OH-HO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII like-it!!!!"--Chevy Chase, Modern Problems.

"The great philosopher Basho once wrote, 'a flute with no holes is not a flute, and a donut with no holes is a danish. Funny guy.  Nnananananananananna...."--Chevy Chase, Caddyshack.

"When you in, you gotta get bad, Jack...or you gonna get bust. We don't want no sh**. Well...uh, we don't take too much sh**."--Richard Pryor approaching the jail, Stir Crazy.

dirty dancing

"nobody puts baby in the corner !"

and

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how about

"wax on , wax off !"

karate kid

Inigo Montoya: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

The Princess Bride

Animal House:
"So, Hit It" ~~ Otis Day( At the nightclub)
"Mine's bigger than that" ~~ Otter to Mrs. Wormer
"Do you mind if we dance with your dates?"

Caddyshack:

"What are we waiting on these guys? Hey Whitey! Where's your hat?" Rodney Dangerfield
"This is the ugliest hat I've ever seen. Bet you get a free bowl of soup. Looks good on you tho" Rodney Dangerfield
"It's easy to grin when your ship comes in and you got the stock market beat. But a man worthwhile is the man who can smile when his shorts aren't too tight in the seat" Ted Knight
"Oh Golly, I'm hot today" Eldery Golfer
"Ooh, The Dance of the Living Dead" Rodney Dangerfield

Yes, Caddyshack is one of my all time favorites. I could quote the whole movie just about. ;D

SENIOR DRILL INSTRUCTOR GUNNERY SGT HARTMAN:      Did your parents have any children that lived?

PRIVATE PYLE:      Sir yes sir!

HARTMAN:  I bet they regret that! You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!

dirty dancing

"nobody puts baby in the corner !"

and

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I like this Dirty Dancing quote best

Baby to Johnny:
I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you.

Grease...

Rizzo: I've got so many hickies people will think I'm a leper.
Kenickie: Relax... A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best!

Grease...

Rizzo: I've got so many hickies people will think I'm a leper.
Kenickie: Relax... A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best!


*Kenickie belches*

Rizzo: You pig!
Kenickie: Ohhhh, I LOVE it when you talk dirty!

Charlton Heston as Det. Thorn in 1973's Soylent Green: "Soon they'll be breeding us like cattle! You've got to warn everyone and tell them! Soylent green is made of people! You've got to tell them! Soylent green is people!"

And four by Robert Dinero as the character Travis in Taxi Driver:

"One of these days I gotta get myself organizized."


"The days go on and on... they don't end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok."***

"Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man."

***A bit of trivia. These famous lines were not scripted, but ad-libbed by Dinero.

*Kenickie belches*

Rizzo: You pig!
Kenickie: Ohhhh, I LOVE it when you talk dirty!


One of my favorite movies.  Don't know many quotes but I can sing every song. 

"Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat... college." Alvy dixit in Annie Hall,best Woody film ever.

Elwood: A hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses

Jake: Hit It!

- Blues Brothers    ;D

This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion. Caddyshack

Look, it's real nice that you hope my brother is feeling better, but I'm in danger, okay? I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body. I don't want it violated or killed, all right? I need help! Speaka de English? D*CKHEAD!! Jeannie-Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Big Trouble In Little China:

Jack Burton:  What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?   

Egg Shen:  Yeah.   

Jack Burton:  Thought so, good. What do we do? Drink it? 

Egg Shen:  Yeah.   

Jack Burton:  Good, thought so.

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Egg Shen:  Can see things no one else can see. Do things no one else can do. 

Jack Burton:  Real things?   

Egg Shen:  As real as Lo Pan!   

Jack Burton:  Hey, what more can a guy ask for?   

Egg Shen:  Oh, a six-demon bag!   

Jack Burton:  Terrific, a six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg?   

Egg Shen:  Wind, fire, all that kind of thing!

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Wang Chi:  Here's to the Army and Navy, and the battles they have won. Here's to America's colors, the colors that never run.   

Jack Burton:  May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather.

"Welcome to the human race. Got a smoke?"
-S.D. "Snake" Plisskin, Escape From L.A.

What's happenin',  hot stuff

I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up

I'm Farmer Ted

I can't believe I gave my panties to the Geek

What year are you?...Freshman

A girl with a hat is just so vogue

Thanks for loaning me the Donger...he's really bitchin"

Now I have a place to put my hand

I like writing letter to parents....and pushing lawn mowing machine so Grandpa's hyena don't get disturbed....HERNIA!



Sixteen Candles
Another favorite of mine :)

"Anall nathrach, uorvas bethud, dohiel dienve."

-Merlin, Excalibur

"You get a "@#$%^" job before sundown, or we're shipping you off to military school with the "@#$%^" Finklestein "@#$%^" kid! Son of a "@#$%^"!

Strother Martin in "Up In Smoke"

"So...what would you two little maniacs like to do first?"
-Kelly leBrock, Weird Science