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Subject: Kotter Jokes:
Written By: Jon on 01/17/03 at 04:01 a.m.
There is a thread about the TV show Welcome Back Kotter. It stirred a memory.
Every episode Kotter began and ended the show with a joke about Kotter's aunt or uncle or cousin or something.
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I just LOVED those jokes!
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I'll give one recited by memory (and it may not be entirely accurate, but I am pretty certain I have the jist of it):
Kotter: "Did I ever tell you about my older uncle XXXXXXXXX? He was 90 years old and still heading to houses of prostitutes. One day he walks in to a whore house and asks for a girl. The door man looks at my 90 year old uncle and says "Look old man, you've had it."
"Really?" asks my uncle.
"Yes old man, you've had it. Now why don't you just go home."
"OK" says my uncle. (pause)
"By the way, how much do I owe you?"
(And then of course came the opening theme song to Welcome Back Cotter.)
Please post any of those opening Welcome Back Cotter jokes which you may remember. Also, any chance a list of all the Cotter jokes are online somewhere?
Jon
Subject: Re: Kotter Jokes:
Written By: Shazzaah2 on 01/17/03 at 07:46 a.m.
http://cgi.search123.com/cgi-bin/affiliate.cgi/2199?QUERY=Welcome+Back,+Kotter
try this it gives listings of available kotter sites. :)