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It's Britney bitch! And she's back with an era defining late 2010s electropop classic! Hold onto your wigs and extensions.

My body is ready!

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Track List

1. Invitation - 8/10 decent intro.
2. Make Me ft. G-Eazy- 7/10 The lead single. It's decent but the rap is unnecessary and a bit boring in between the chorus.
3. Private Show - 6/10 Experimental, a hit and a bit of a miss though. It's okay.
4. Man On The Moon - 9/10 amazing lyrics and great chorus. It should've been on her 2000 album though, it's a bit teenybopperish.
5. Just Luv Me - 8/10 such a 2016 song with that slow tempo. Great pop song.
6. Clumsy - 10/10 http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/2/banana.gif An EDM classique! Combines that experimental Private Show sound with that dance chorus it desperately needed. Knocks it out of the park!
7. Do You Wanna Come Over - 9/10 Another fun hit! My only gripe is the meh pre-chorus but omg the rest of the song🔥
8. Slumber Party - 10/10 http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/2/banana.gif This lyrical poésie. Masterpiece.
9. Just Like Me - 5/10 dat crash from that high.
10. Love Me Down - 10/10 http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/2/banana.gif Slowpoke obituary, cause of death: sent to heaven.
11. Hard to Forget - 8/10 A happy, fun song.
12. What You Need - 3/10 I need to delete
13. Better - 8/10 Another EDM hit. Not as wild as Clumsy, but I'll take what I can get.
14. Change Your Mind (No Seas Cortes) - 9/10 I can bop to this!
15. Liar - 10/10 http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/2/banana.gif Stop I'm already dead!! This slay!
16. If I'm Dancing - 8/10 Already one step ahead of ya.
17. Coupure électrique - 7/10 err that accent lol. Pretty decent attempt at French electronica though. Very Yelle-esque.

I WASN'T READY!!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ATRLSmilies/rip_zpsec10ede9.gif

I give it an 8/10. Best since Blackout.

So what do you have to say about the queen of the early 2000s?
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Yes, the album came out today. Let's see how it sales. I'll keep track of sales on this thread.  ;D

Yes, the album came out today. Let's see how it sales. I'll keep track of sales on this thread.  ;D


She's actually going to promote this era. She better dominate. Until Katy comes on to the scene of course.

She's actually going to promote this era. She better dominate. Until Katy comes on to the scene of course.


She'll ask you if you're going to, "Make me....?"  :-X  :-X

Slowpoke, that last gif was NOT cool! I want REAL fine women, not a 10 year old animated crush you used to have as a kid, since that hasn't aged well.... but I can understand why you posted it though.  ;D

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She'll ask you if you're going to, "Make me....?"  :-X  :-X


make her what?

I can't wait to listen to it!

Lets hope she'll make the late 2010s look good.

She'll ask you if you're going to, "Make me....?"  :-X  :-X


She already made me oooohh!!


Slowpoke, that last gif was NOT cool! I want REAL fine women, not a 10 year old animated crush you used to have as a kid, since that hasn't aged well.... but I can understand why you posted it though.  ;D


;D  ;)


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Wow I watched the whole thing lol kety perr stays winning.


I can't wait to listen to it!


Jump into it!!
make her what?


I just want you to make me move
Like it ain't a choice for you, like you got a job to do
Just want you to raise my roof
Something sensational (oh yeah)
And make me oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh
And make me oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh
Baby make me oooh

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Lets hope she'll make the late 2010s look good.


She already has. Her cultural impact.

She already has. Her cultural impact.


Well, we're almost near September, so I guess we could say that.

make her what?


OOoooohhh, Howard. Make her ooohhhhhhh. Can you hear those oooohhhhhhhhhss?

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;D

I'd like to give her an INVITATION to give me a PRIVATE SHOW that would be HARD TO FORGET.  ;D

Estimated to sale 90,000 to 95,000 copies in the first week.  :P

http://headlineplanet.com/home/2016/08/27/britney-spears-glory-pacing-90-95k-us-sales-3-weekly-sales-race/

Estimated to sale 90,000 to 95,000 copies in the first week.  :P

http://headlineplanet.com/home/2016/08/27/britney-spears-glory-pacing-90-95k-us-sales-3-weekly-sales-race/


Bomba. Let's hope it has legs.

Bomba. Let's hope it has legs.


Yeah, it is disconcerting.  :P

Yeah, it is disconcerting.  :P

Did you listen to the album yet?

Did you listen to the album yet?


I have not.....yet.  :(

But I will watch the VMA's for Brit's performance tonight!  8)

Amazing VMA's performance! She hasn't danced like that since around 2007. I guess it took her some years to get over that horrible, and dark, era.

Whether her album sells, or not, I'm just glad she's not depressed, or dull (like she was during the Femme Fatale era) anymore.

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It's a spinoff of The Nekci Menij Show. In there, Kety Perr is portrayed as being more of a pushover.

To be critical, and not so easy... ;D

..I do think that Britney's performance could have been better. Also, you could tell she wasn't singing it 100% (  ;) ).

But she hasn't been that happy, or moved like that, in years.

Britney Spears talentless. She lip syncs and doesn't entertain or dance well anymore. Her voice sucks!

To be critical, and not so easy... ;D

..I do think that Britney's performance could have been better. Also, you could tell she wasn't singing it 100% (  ;) ).

But she hasn't been that happy, or moved like that, in years.


It was kind of average tbh, especially since she was going after Beysus, but it's better than 2007 at least ;D

Britney Spears talentless. She lip syncs and doesn't entertain or dance well anymore. Her voice sucks!


I can'T. Explain yoself. Who is your fave?

I can'T. Explain yoself. Who is your fave?

Eminem is my favourite artist.

It was kind of average tbh, especially since she was going after Beysus, but it's better than 2007 at least ;D


Beyonce was great, but even at her best, she might never make a performance like Britney's 2000 and 2001 performances. I don't even think Britney will ever return to that again, either. Britney from 2000 to 2002 would have slayed Beyonce, like a dirty vampire.  :D  :D

Also, I'm not sure Britney has healed, mentally, 100% from the 2006 to 2008 era. I'd give like another 5 to 10 years, before she's fully stable.

Also, I'm not sure Britney has healed, mentally, 100% from the 2006 to 2008 era. I'd give like another 5 to 10 years, before she's fully stable.


I'm not really sure if Britney is still mental from the 2006-2008 era of hers. She isn't a psycho bitch compared to nowadays.

I'm not really sure if Britney is still mental from the 2006-2008 era of hers. She isn't a psycho bitch compared to nowadays.


Not necessarily 'mental', just not completely stable. But it also may be she doesn't perform as good anymore, because she blew up her knee two times, already. It also may be she's lost some interest in what she does. We'll never know completely.

Not necessarily 'mental', just not completely stable. But it also may be she doesn't perform as good anymore, because she blew up her knee two times, already. It also may be she's lost some interest in what she does. We'll never know completely.


But she hasn't done anything insane. Sure, she isn't as well as she was in the early-mid 2000s, but it's not like she's the same since 2006.

This one predicts she will sell between 105,000 and 115,000, first week.

http://www.inquisitr.com/3461217/britney-spears-vmas-2016-performance-meltdown-glory-first-week-prediction-sales-revealed/

I call her first two albums, the blockbuster years!! Because her first two albums sold like hot cakes!!!

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I call her first two albums, the blockbuster years!! Because her first two albums sold like hot cakes!!!

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I pretty much call her blockbuster years as the 2000s. Since she was more popular during that decade.

Glory is her highest rated album in Metacritic. Jump into it guys!

Also her VMA performance is on YouTube now.

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I wish she would put her other songs from the album up on YT. Hard to care about the album with just Make Me. Even the second tier songs would work.

It's weird of her to start the album off with a more slow temp song. All of her lead singles have been upbeat so far, up to this one anyway.

"...Baby One More Time"
"Oops... I Did It Again"
"Slave 4 U"
"Me Against The Music"
"Gimme More"
"Womanizer"
"Hold It Against Me"
"Work Bitch"

Now...
"Make Me"

"Work Bitch"


Work Bitch was a weird song.

It's weird of her to start the album off with a more slow temp song. All of her lead singles have been upbeat so far, up to this one anyway.

"...Baby One More Time"
"Oops... I Did It Again"
"Slave 4 U"
"Me Against The Music"
"Gimme More"
"Womanizer"
"Hold It Against Me"
"Work Bitch"

Now...
"Make Me"


I agree, it's not what I would have chosen. Decent song but I didn't think it'd be her lead single, it's very quiet.


Work Bitch was a weird song.


You mean fun!  :D

I pretty much call her blockbuster years as the 2000s. Since she was more popular during that decade.


Her peak album.

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Work Bitch was a weird song.


I agree.

I agree, it's not what I would have chosen. Decent song but I didn't think it'd be her lead single, it's very quiet.

You mean fun!  :D


You mean fun pop? Or should I say 'soda pop'?  ;)

You mean fun pop? Or should I say 'soda pop'?  ;)


It's called pop, no one calls it soda.

It's called pop, no one calls it soda.


>:(  >:(

It's called pop, no one calls it soda.


Well in Canada, I think. In the U.S., we usually call it soda.

Well in Canada, I think. In the U.S., we usually call it soda.

Northern U.S. calls it pop too.

Northern U.S. calls it pop too.


Eh. It depends on the state.

I've not listened to any of the singles from this new album yet.

I want to wait until I have enough time to listen to it in its entirety. I want to enjoy Britney's Glory whole.

I've not listened to any of the singles from this new album yet.

I want to wait until I have enough time to listen to it in its entirety. I want to enjoy Britney's Glory whole.


Oh my god, not even discrete LOL  ;D

Britney Spears eras

Late 1998 to mid 2002- The explosive years. Peak years. Huge album sales.

Mid 2002 to 2005- Smalls signs of rebellion/instability. In The Zone was still a decent hit. More naughtier, sexier, image.

2006 to 2008- The really, really dark, era. Drug induced psychosis?? Postpartum problems?

2008 to 2016- Circus, Femme Fatale. 'Comeback era'.

2016- Waning phase. No longer as big. Not relevant with the teenagers anymore. Probably slowly fade to the background.

Britney Spears eras

Late 1998 to mid 2002- The explosive years. Peak years. Huge album sales.

Mid 2002 to 2005- Smalls signs of rebellion/instability. In The Zone was still a decent hit. More naughtier, sexier, image.

2006 to 2008- The really, really dark, era. Drug induced psychosis?? Postpartum problems?

2008 to 2016- Circus, Femme Fatale. 'Comeback era'.

2016- Waning phase. No longer as big. Not relevant with the teenagers anymore. Probably slowly fade to the background.


2007-2015 was basically her absence age to be honest. Blackout was amazing, but she didn't promote those albums that came out those years. She's actually promoting this one. We shall see how it goes.

2007-2015 was basically her absence age to be honest. Blackout was amazing, but she didn't promote those albums that came out those years. She's actually promoting this one. We shall see how it goes.


It will be her glory.

Actually, her album may stabilize and end up selling at least 300,000 copies, in the US alone, which is really good, for CD sales these days.

Britney Spears, THIS is how you make a comeback! :.ducks:.

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