* You say to your friends and family "I'll catch you on Facebook or I'll hit you up on Skype".
* You constantly stare at your cell phone almost all the time
* You'd rather watch TV and videos on Netflix and Hulu
*You'd rather shop online than go to a department store

You tell all your friends "Be sure to like me at Facebook and follow me at Twitter".  ;D

Your texts last longer than your calls.
You can't live without your tablet or iPhone.
You wear skinny jeans whether you're skinny or not.
There are at least 3 or 4 frozen yogurt shops in town.
Game graphics have you too spoiled to go back to older systems.
The song "all about that bass" has gotten stuck in your head more than once.

You go on and on about how the 80s and/or the 90s were so much better than this crap decade we're living in.

You go on and on about how the 80s and/or the 90s were so much better than this crap decade we're living in.

Maybe some whiny people do that, and maybe this isn't the BEST of times, but it could always be worse.  ::)

Maybe some whiny people do that, and maybe this isn't the BEST of times, but it could always be worse.  ::)


Everything's inspired in this time. Originality has been dead since the 90s. Buffy The Vampire Slayer from 1992 was one of the last fresh ideas.

I'm only talking about entertainment, not webpages or anything like that.

You tell all your friends "Be sure to like me at Facebook and follow me at Twitter".  ;D


They've been saying that a lot on YouTube.

* You want things topped with Siracha and Chipotle.

* You want things topped with Siracha and Chipotle.


Yeah what's the deal with sriracha sauce lately. They're putting it on everything. They probably have sriracha flavored condooms for sale.

Yeah what's the deal with sriracha sauce lately. They're putting it on everything. They probably have sriracha flavored condooms for sale.

I saw a t-shirt the other day at Target that had a Siracha graphic on it! I've had the stuff before and it's nothing amazing.

- You endlessly and unproductively browse Instagram, baffled by the narcissists of today and their sheep following.

- You visit Vine more frequently than Youtube (I'm being a true 2015 social media teen, even though I'm 21) to laugh, and end up watching the same recycled Vines featuring the same people, and visit again 10 minutes later to find something that is actually funny and isn't produced for the 9-16 age demographic.

- You no longer ask people for directions and just Google Map it, including planning a journey. This may just be the BEST thing ever.

- Checking the online reviews of a restaurant, hotel, product or service before going/paying.

- Whatsapping people instead of calling or even texting them.

- You read the news online on your phone/tablet and no longer watch it on TV.

- You no longer have to worry about missing a bus or train because there are apps updating times and delays (this is essential for a Londoner like me).

- You research/Google just about EVERYTHING. Even scrolling through the Wikipedia page of a film you're watching at the CINEMA to clarify the confusing plot or research the cast.

- You only purchase organic meats and pastured poultry after spending too much time in nutrition forums, watching health conventions and subscribing to 'holistic' Youtubers. You also venture on sugar-free, vegan and low carb diets but f*ck yourself up in the process.

- You buy professionally photographed clothes online but the worst quality piece of fabric arrives, however returning it is bitterly yet pleasantly easy.

- You refuse to watch non-HD TV or films, excluding mostly anything produced prior to 2010.

- You watch an online review of a video game and it determines whether you buy it or not.

- You randomly reflect on 2013 and reminisce on what a surprisingly great year it was. Ah nostalgia.

1. You play Minecraft all day like its Simcity.

2. You have a project on Kickstarter as I speak.

3. Kendrick Lamar ("the black hippy" of today) and Nicki Minaj are your favorite rappers.

4. You STUDY all things The Walking Dead.

5. You have SWAG.

6. You correct people when they Barrack Obama "Barrack Hussein Obama".

7. You walk around with Dr. Dre's Beats headphones on.

8. You eat at Five Guys Burgers and Fries every Friday.

9. You call certain women "thots" whenever you run by one.

10. You await any Progressive commercial with Flo in it and you wonder how much she makes.

1. You play Minecraft all day like its Simcity.

2. You have a project on Kickstarter as I speak.

3. Kendrick Lamar ("the black hippy" of today) and Nicki Minaj are your favorite rappers.

4. You STUDY all things The Walking Dead.

5. You have SWAG.

6. You correct people when they Barrack Obama "Barrack Hussein Obama".

7. You walk around with Dr. Dre's Beats headphones on.

8. You eat at Five Guys Burgers and Fries every Friday.

9. You call certain women "thots" whenever you run by one.

10. You await any Progressive commercial with Flo in it and you wonder how much she makes.

Minecraft looks like fun if you want to build infinitly huge castles. Don't forget SWAG's annoying twin, YOLO. Beat's headphones are so expensive, but Skullcandy keep breaking. Five Guys is a great restaurant! What the hell is a "thot"?

What the hell is a "thot"?
A whore. It also stands for "that hoe over there." It's a very stupid word used by most of our generation.

A whore. It also stands for "that hoe over there." It's a very stupid word used by most of our generation.
A hoe is a gardening implement!

A hoe is a gardening implement!

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A whore. It also stands for "that hoe over there." It's a very stupid word used by most of our generation.
If you are going to use the word 'whore', used the word 'whore'!

A hoe is a gardening implement!
I know it is. It's a tool, but some people in the black community use that spelling instead of the actual spelling. I hear those two words almost all the time especially on some rap songs.

If you are going to use the word 'whore', used the word 'whore'!


Hoe works better for rap rhymes.

"That's just how it goes, I don't love you hoes, I'm out the doe. Rollin down the street, smokin Indo, sippin on gin and juice."

You eat anything with Sabra hummus on it.

Hoe works better for rap rhymes.

"That's just how it goes, I don't love you hoes, I'm out the doe. Rollin down the street, smokin Indo, sippin on gin and juice."
Brings a new meaning to a hoedown?

You eat anything with Sabra hummus on it.
I never eat hummus anyway!

Yeah what's the deal with sriracha sauce lately. They're putting it on everything. They probably have sriracha flavored condoms for sale.



people these days want spice on just about everything, you never saw that 30 years ago.

I saw a t-shirt the other day at Target that had a Siracha graphic on it! I've had the stuff before and it's nothing amazing.


Was it spicy?

- You no longer ask people for directions and just Google Map it, including planning a journey. This may just be the BEST thing ever.
that's what just about everyone is doing lately.

- You read the news online on your phone/tablet and no longer watch it on TV.
I read Yahoo and MSN news stories.

- You research/Google just about EVERYTHING
Google is the best thing going now.

7. You walk around with Dr. Dre's Beats headphones on.
Lot of teenagers are wearing them.

9. You call certain women "thots" whenever you run by one.
What are those?

A whore. It also stands for "that hoe over there." It's a very stupid word used by most of our generation.


This is why I hate this generation. ::)

Was it spicy?

Not intolerably. It's not vinegary like Frank's Red hot or Tobasco sauce. Think of cocktail sauce for shrimp but spicier and not as good.

You honestly believe One Direction is the greatest boy band ever.

50 Shades of Grey is the only book you pick up from the Library.

You decide that you want to buy a PS4.

Not intolerably. It's not vinegary like Frank's Red hot or Tobasco sauce. Think of cocktail sauce for shrimp but spicier and not as good.


It also depends on what you eat it with. I like to eat it with stir-fry.

You believe all words on a theatrical posters should be in Keep Calm font.

It also depends on what you eat it with. I like to eat it with stir-fry.

I was sometimes mixing it with food that needed more taste, or Chinese leftovers. I just don't get it's popularity all of a sudden.

I was sometimes mixing it with food that needed more taste, or Chinese leftovers. I just don't get it's popularity all of a sudden.


Yeah it's the same thing with pretzel buns.

Yeah it's the same thing with pretzel buns.

Pretzel buns don't really taste different than most other kinds of bread. They don't remind me of pretzels in any way.

Pretzel buns don't really taste different than most other kinds of bread. They don't remind me of pretzels in any way.


Yeah that's why I wonder what's the big deal with pretzel buns lately.

Yeah that's why I wonder what's the big deal with pretzel buns lately.
Can it be the anniversary of the Bush pretzel incident?

Yeah that's why I wonder what's the big deal with pretzel buns lately.

I first heard of them a couple years ago and now alot of restaurants use that bread. It used to be seasonal I think.

You believe all words on a theatrical posters should be in Keep Calm font.


What's a Keep Calm font?

Yeah that's why I wonder what's the big deal with pretzel buns lately.


Are you referring to the Arby's burger bun?

Are you referring to the Arby's burger bun?


And Wendy's
And Sonic Burger

What's a Keep Calm font?


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instead of checking the weather on TV you check your phone for the weather station app.

instead of checking the weather on TV you check your phone for the weather station app.

It comes in handy though.

Surprisingly I'm only guilty of a few things being a teenager in this time, googling stuff & shopping online quite abit now and then.

Surprisingly I'm only guilty of a few things being a teenager in this time, googling stuff & shopping online quite abit now and then.

I buy online or have the store order it for me if I can't find what I want. I Google and Wikipedia alot of things because it's a good way to start when you want to know something.

It comes in handy though.


Some apps you can download and they're so convenient.

I buy online or have the store order it for me if I can't find what I want. I Google and Wikipedia alot of things because it's a good way to start when you want to know something.


My Father And I like shopping online, It's certainly better than going to the store at checkout waiting a few minutes for the other customer to move on. ::)

My Father And I like shopping online, It's certainly better than going to the store at checkout waiting a few minutes for the other customer to move on. ::)


I like to go to a store to check out the product.

Then I go home and order it online to get a better price.

You know what your  best "selfie angle" is.

You know what your  best "selfie angle" is.

I still don't know that! All I know is certain light=better selfies. That tends to be outdoors.

Reading all the posts makes me feel I'm still stuck in the 00s.  :D All my family members have tablets, but me. I also can't remember the last thing I bought on the internet. And what the hell is Vine? lol I barely use facebook and I still watch tv. :P

Reading all the posts makes me feel I'm still stuck in the 00s.  :D All my family members have tablets, but me. I also can't remember the last thing I bought on the internet. And what the hell is Vine? lol I barely use facebook and I still watch tv. :P



Vine is a application for smartphones where you can record and share 6 second videos worldwide

I buy online or have the store order it for me if I can't find what I want. I Google and Wikipedia alot of things because it's a good way to start when you want to know something.



That's the same with me, if I can't find it in store I'll check online, plus who doesn't use google?  :P

I just try to stay out of all the "now" stuff, people are becoming too dependent on electronics

I like to go to a store to check out the product.

Then I go home and order it online to get a better price.



I check what I need to buy online then I go to the store and buy that thing, I'm out of the store less than 10 minutes.

I check what I need to buy online then I go to the store and buy that thing, I'm out of the store less than 10 minutes.



Same!

I just try to stay out of all the "now" stuff, people are becoming too dependent on electronics


Yeah, "now" stuff sux.  8-P

You're not letting go of your Dope Clothing anytime soon. To you, it's slightly better than swag.

When you say "I'll just text you later".

When you say "I'll just text you later".
...and you have to curse auto-texting later on!

...and you have to curse auto-texting later on!


I hate when that happens.

When you send a tweet to someone.

When you send a tweet to someone.
I never tweeted

"Let me Skype you later".

*You get so used to touch screen that when trying to help someone do something on their flip phone you get easily confused.
*You need to clean your phone for more space or to help it run better but can't part with any of your apps.  Whether you use them a lot or rarely ever.

When there's an app for everything.

When your touchscreen gets wet and you wipe it in a crazy manner to dry it off

When your touchscreen gets wet and you wipe it in a crazy manner to dry it off

I use my shirt.

I use my shirt.


I use a small piece of tissue paper and a dab of alcohol.

I use my shirt.
Me too

When your touchscreen gets wet and you wipe it in a crazy manner to dry it off
I use a cloth.

You use your electronics late at night when really you should be sleeping.

You use your electronics late at night when really you should be sleeping.
My electronics are being charging at night

I use a cloth.


I use a bit of alcohol.

You use your electronics late at night when really you should be sleeping.


I just check my phone then go to sleep.

You use your electronics late at night when really you should be sleeping.


Guilty of this

You get excited about Spike TV's new logo.  ;D

You use your electronics late at night when really you should be sleeping.
Fell into that trap, could not sleep with jet lag!

You don't want to talk about the past and can't plan about the future. 

You order food online to have it brought to your door.

You order a pizza on Domino's through the internet!

You're obsessed with dystopian books such as The Hunger Games, Divergent, Maze Runners, and The Power of Six!

For girls: You love your leggings.

For guys: You love your joggers.




It seems extremely faddish so I doubt it's gonna last much longer.

You think Jennifer Lawrence is like, the coolest girl ever!!

You order a pizza on Domino's through the internet!


It's so much easier.

It's so much easier.


And you don't have to worry about the person taking your order writing it down wrong. 

You order a pizza on Domino's through the internet!
...you have to be online first?

And you don't have to worry about the person taking your order writing it down wrong.


the person who will receive the order via printing from their computer could get it wrong.

When all your text messages have emojis in them

When you want to use the internet term LOL in real live conversations instead of laughing...  ???

When you want to use the internet term LOL in real live conversations instead of laughing...  ???


Or you say "WTF".

Or you say "WTF".
...which does not mean 'Welcome to Facebook'!

When you want to use the internet term LOL in real live conversations instead of laughing...  ???
I used to do this all the time.

When all your text messages have emojis in them


Why don't they call them emoticons? ::)

Or you say "WTF".


or GTFO.

When you fist bump instead of shaking hands.

You think Imagine Dragons is the best band ever!!  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D

You think Imagine Dragons is the best band ever!!  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D


Those guyz suck.  If I read them yelling "Radioactive" one more time, I'm gonna scream.

Ditto for Fallout Boy.  As soon as I hear "Centuries" come on, I change stations.  8-P

You go to Inthe00s.com's Celebrity Heaven page to see who bit it, instead of going to the newspaper obituaries.  ;D

You go to Inthe00s.com's Celebrity Heaven page to see who bit it, instead of going to the newspaper obituaries.  ;D

When you find out everything news related online :D

You go to Inthe00s.com's Celebrity Heaven page to see who bit it, instead of going to the newspaper obituaries.  ;D


the newspaper is easier.

when you constantly stare at your phone all day waiting for someone to text you.

I do come here instead of the obits.  ::)

the newspaper is easier.
The Internet is easier.

The Internet is easier.


You can read the obits from the internet newspaper.

You can read the obits from the internet newspaper.
Some newspapers charge for the service.

Some newspapers charge for the service.


They charge a lot.

They charge a lot.
I stick to the cheaper option.

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Welcome to today's world!  ::)

You're on a date and your girlfriend says "Eyes Up Here"... because you are constantly checking your cell phone.  ;D

You're on a date and your girlfriend says "Eyes Up Here"... because you are constantly checking your cell phone.  ;D


That's today's world, they're constantly looking down at their phone. ::)

when you'd rather read a Kindle instead of reading a regular book.

You're on a date and your girlfriend says "Eyes Up Here"... because you are constantly checking your cell phone.  ;D


I guess that's better then when a lady has to say the same thing 'cause the guy is staring at her chest.  ;D

"I'll catch you on Facebook".

"Let me Google it".

I dont even have a cell phone and im almost 20  :P im the worst millennial

You got amnesia, and you don't care about the future!!!  :D  :D

I dont even have a cell phone and im almost 20  :P im the worst millennial


What are you waiting for? get with society.

I dont even have a cell phone and im almost 20  :P im the worst millennial
You are not the only one. I do not have a mobile phone that takes or makes calls (no SIM as yet), I just use it as a small computer and camera.

I had one a few years ago and it broke, realized i could get through life without it and could save some money too.

I have a old iphone (no sim card/signal) and just use it for pictures and music when im out and about.

I have a old iphone (no sim card/signal) and just use it for pictures and music when im out and about.
I forgot about having music, but it means wearing headphones or earpieces.

I can actually find Prince on Youtube again.  :o :o :o

(he and his music haven't been available online for at least 10 years.)

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And more keeps popping up with every passing moment.

I can actually find Prince on Youtube again.  :o :o :o

(he and his music haven't been available online for at least 10 years.)

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/ce/80/3e/ce803e63a089cdccec0e17c823e9506e.jpg

And more keeps popping up with every passing moment.


maybe they decided to release his music after all.

You text someone to know if they're available or not.