This in from the BBC; apparently by studying millennia-old human doody they determined that Neanderthals were vegetarians.

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-27981702

Gotta love the British.  The way they spell "faeces" makes even doody sound classy.  ;)

Lol, gross.  :P I don't get that spelling of it either. It looks like FACES at a first glance. And you could say some people's faces look like it too... ;D I honestly don't know how waste matter can survive that long.

This in from the BBC; apparently by studying millennia-old human doody they determined that Neanderthals were vegetarians.

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-27981702

Gotta love the British.  The way they spell "feces" makes even doody sound classy.  ;)


You can tell by fecal matter of what we eat? :o

You can tell by fecal matter of what we eat? :o



Of course. What do you think it is made of? What goes in, must come out.



Cat

You can tell by fecal matter of what we eat? :o


I can think of some good examples, but decorum and possibly board rules preclude that.  ;D

Of course. What do you think it is made of? What goes in, must come out.



Cat


We as humans should do a self-check.

We as humans should do a self-check.


That's why doctors ask for stool samples.  8-P

We as humans should do a self-check.

No, just no!  8-P

That's why doctors ask for stool samples.  8-P


for once in my life as far as I can remember never had the doctor asked for my stool sample.

No, just no!  8-P


You're right, it's a bit gross.

You're right, it's a bit gross.

Very!

No, just no!  8-P

A couple of months ago I had to give my first-ever doody sample to a doctor for a test.

They gave me this plastic sample bottle that was probably 3" in diameter and 3" high, along with a wooden popsicle stick by which I could place the sample into the bottle.

For a while I thought it would be a good gag if I had packed that sample bottle solid to the top with, uh, "material" and then smooth off the top with the popsicle stick.  Maybe carve my initials on the top.

But I chickened out.  ;D  Maybe next time...

A couple of months ago I had to give my first-ever doody sample to a doctor for a test.

They gave me this plastic sample bottle that was probably 3" in diameter and 3" high, along with a wooden popsicle stick by which I could place the sample into the bottle.

For a while I thought it would be a good gag if I had packed that sample bottle solid to the top with, uh, "material" and then smooth off the top with the popsicle stick.  Maybe carve my initials on the top.

But I chickened out.  ;D  Maybe next time...

I'm about to go eat dinner...thanks for destroying it for me!  ;D 8-P That reminds me of a prank two ex friends played on me. They mailed me a bag of animal droppings. They thought I'd laugh, I wasn't so amused.  >:(

A couple of months ago I had to give my first-ever doody sample to a doctor for a test.

They gave me this plastic sample bottle that was probably 3" in diameter and 3" high, along with a wooden popsicle stick by which I could place the sample into the bottle.

For a while I thought it would be a good gag if I had packed that sample bottle solid to the top with, uh, "material" and then smooth off the top with the popsicle stick.  Maybe carve my initials on the top.

But I chickened out.  ;D  Maybe next time...



that was disgusting.  8-P

I know what I eat by looking at mine.

And the Neanderthals went extinct, so the conclusion is vegetable are dangerous to your health!
8)

Oldest human faeces...are on the U.S. Supreme Court!

Oldest human feces...are on the U.S. Supreme Court!


You got that right.

We as humans should do a self-check.
Not at the dinner table!

Not at the dinner table!


I mean in the bathroom, put it in a baggie then show it to your doctor.

A couple of months ago I had to give my first-ever doody sample to a doctor for a test.

They gave me this plastic sample bottle that was probably 3" in diameter and 3" high, along with a wooden popsicle stick by which I could place the sample into the bottle.

For a while I thought it would be a good gag if I had packed that sample bottle solid to the top with, uh, "material" and then smooth off the top with the popsicle stick.  Maybe carve my initials on the top.

But I chickened out.  ;D  Maybe next time...



With me it was the Popsicle stick or a colonoscopy.  :-\\  You can guess which one I chose.  8-P



Cat

With me it was the Popsicle stick or a colonoscopy.  :-\\  You can guess which one I chose.  8-P



Cat


Unfortunately I got both.  :o

You can tell by fecal matter of what we eat? :o
That technique is employed by police forensics, etc.

Unfortunately I got both.  :o



Lucky you.



Cat

Lucky you.



Cat


Yeah, for sure.  :D

It all started with a "free lunch" I got at work; they brought in some Panera. (Tip: Avoid the asiago roast beef sammie.) we were working on a big deal where we were buying another company.

That free lunch ended up costing me $2k all-in between the emergency room , colonoscopy, etc. Later when I was asked "how did that deal work out?" What I wanted to say was "pretty good for the company, but I really took one up the butt on it." And I would not have been exaggerating!  :o

With me it was the Popsicle stick or a colonoscopy.  :-\\  You can guess which one I chose.  8-P



Cat


Don't you hate doing that with your doctor?  :P

Yeah, for sure.  :D

It all started with a "free lunch" I got at work; they brought in some Panera. (Tip: Avoid the asiago roast beef sammie.) we were working on a big deal where we were buying another company.

That free lunch ended up costing me $2k all-in between the emergency room , colonoscopy, etc. Later when I was asked "how did that deal work out?" What I wanted to say was "pretty good for the company, but I really took one up the butt on it." And I would not have been exaggerating!  :o


wasn't there a Subway instead?

wasn't there a Subway instead?


The worst part is, ordering from Panera was MY idea.  ::)

A few weeks later we went out to visit the new company and meet the employees.  When we arrived they had everybody set up with box lunches... from Panera.  :-[

I passed on that deal, and bummed a cookie instead from our company's owner.  ;D

The worst part is, ordering from Panera was MY idea.  ::)

A few weeks later we went out to visit the new company and meet the employees.  When we arrived they had everybody set up with box lunches... from Panera.  :-[

I passed on that deal, and bummed a cookie instead from our company's owner.  ;D


Panera is good, not quite the healthiest.