http://shine.yahoo.com/fashion/wardrobe-malfunctions-still-happening-celebrities-192200570.html

Well the latest member of the Hollywood "elite" to have a so-called wardrobe malfunction is Evan Longoria.  Seems that she decided to go to some event a few nights ago, commando-style, and the world got an eyeful.  :o

Any more, the red carpet events are like a trip to a gyno's office.  How hard can it be for these celebs to simply put on some bloomers? ???

These celebs do it for "special" attention.

How hard can it be for these celebs to simply put on some bloomers? ???


They'll stop flashing when we stop looking.  Among all the things I might be holding, my breath isn't one of them.

http://shine.yahoo.com/fashion/wardrobe-malfunctions-still-happening-celebrities-192200570.html

Well the latest member of the Hollywood "elite" to have a so-called wardrobe malfunction is Evan Longoria.  Seems that she decided to go to some event a few nights ago, commando-style, and the world got an eyeful.  :o

Any more, the red carpet events are like a trip to a gyno's office.  How hard can it be for these celebs to simply put on some bloomers? ???


Maybe they just don't have the time to put on a pair of panties.

These celebs do it for "special" attention.


They want guys to take a peek.

http://shine.yahoo.com/fashion/wardrobe-malfunctions-still-happening-celebrities-192200570.html

Well the latest member of the Hollywood "elite" to have a so-called wardrobe malfunction is Evan Longoria. 


Wait a minute, Evan Longoria is an infielder for the Tampa Rays...
???

Oh, Eva, not Evan.  You can tell she's gone commando, but it's pretty shadowy.
:-\\

They'll stop flashing when we stop looking.  Among all the things I might be holding, my breath isn't one of them.

;D

Miranda Kerr did a wardrobe malfunction, her boobies peeked out as she was doing some modeling.  ;)

Wardrobe Malfunctions help celebs get roles.  If Eva Longoria's boobs pop out, so do box office numbers for her films

and if some actress's panties show after getting out of a car, we all know it will be on the internet the next day.

and if some actress's panties show after getting out of a car, we all know it will be on the internet the next day.


Well if her panties were showing she must have screwed up... and actually WORN UNDERWEAR.  ;D

Wardrobe Malfunctions help celebs get roles.  If Eva Longoria's boobs pop out, so do

my eyes!

http://rlv.zcache.com.au/bug_eyed_smiley_face_puzzle-r7bfd9490cc114e8e9fc906b954917584_ambn9_8byvr_216.jpg

Well if her panties were showing she must have screwed up... and actually WORN UNDERWEAR.  ;D


and hopefully they were clean.  ;D

http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2013/05/24/wardrobe-malfunctions-are-splitting-the-fabric-of-america/

my eyes!

http://rlv.zcache.com.au/bug_eyed_smiley_face_puzzle-r7bfd9490cc114e8e9fc906b954917584_ambn9_8byvr_216.jpg


and my pants.  ;) ;D

and what if this happened to a guy? ???

and what if this happened to a guy? ???


I think the last time that happened, it was that dude modeling underwear in the 1975 Sears catalogue.  ;D

http://www.snopes.com/business/hidden/sears.asp

I think the last time that happened, it was that dude modeling underwear in the 1975 Sears catalogue.  ;D

http://www.snopes.com/business/hidden/sears.asp


that's definitely a penis. ;D

I think they just do this for publicity, and I have to say I don't mind it.  ;D

People can show their bits if they want, whatever... But when they bitch at someone for staring at them that's stupid.

I think I'm going to open up a custom auto-body shoppe in Hollywood.

My product is going to be a flip-out modesty panel that automatically deploys whenever the car doors open.  That way, when the latest starlet prepares to exit her ride "going commando", her nether regions will be shielded from the lenses of the paparazzi.  As the door closes, the panel will then fold up again, ready for its next mission. 

I'll also be selling aftermarket underpant dispensers that can be installed in celebrity vehicles.  ;)

;D ;D ;D

I think I'm going to open up a custom auto-body shoppe in Hollywood.

My product is going to be a flip-out modesty panel that automatically deploys whenever the car doors open.  That way, when the latest starlet prepares to exit her ride "going commando", her nether regions will be shielded from the lenses of the paparazzi.  As the door closes, the panel will then fold up again, ready for its next mission. 

I'll also be selling aftermarket underpant dispensers that can be installed in celebrity vehicles.  ;)

;D ;D ;D


As your lawyer, I advise a stamp on the panel: Not responsible for Modesty Panel malfunction.
8)

I think they just do this for publicity, and I have to say I don't mind it.  ;D


I don't mind either. ;)