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Subject: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: LyricBoy on 01/31/13 at 7:40 pm

News wires are reporting that legendary film star of over 2,000 movies, Ron Jeremy, was admitted to Cedars Sinai hospital and had surgery to repair an aneurism in his heart.  :o

Agent Mike Esterman says in an email to The Associated Press that he and others were waiting for Jeremy to awake Wednesday night after a smooth procedure at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.

Get well soon, Ron.  :)

http://www.quickhoney.com/image/Ron%20Jeremy

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/31/13 at 8:51 pm

Glad you're okay, Ron.  Take it easy while you're recuperating.  No strenuous activity for a while!
:o

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/01/13 at 6:53 am


Glad you're okay, Ron.  Take it easy while you're recuperating.  No strenuous activity for a while!
:o


and no sex for a while!

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/01/13 at 6:54 am

Get Well Ron Jeremy.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Bobby on 02/01/13 at 9:31 pm


and no sex for a while!


Haha, thanks for clarifying, Howard...  ;D

After everything Jeremy's done I'm surprised he hasn't had more than an aneurism.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: LyricBoy on 02/02/13 at 2:29 am


Haha, thanks for clarifying, Howard...  ;D

After everything Jeremy's done I'm surprised he hasn't had more than an aneurism.


The surgeons were probably outfitted with full-out hazmat gear.  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/02/13 at 6:37 am


Haha, thanks for clarifying, Howard...  ;D

After everything Jeremy's done I'm surprised he hasn't had more than an aneurism.


sex could kill, you know.  ;)

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/02/13 at 6:40 am

Anybody see his films back in the 70's and early 80's? ???

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Bobby on 02/02/13 at 7:46 am


The surgeons were probably outfitted with full-out hazmat gear.  ;D ;D


That's true. Out of the blue, a sperm alien bursts through his stomach...  ;D


sex could kill, you know.  ;)


That is very true, Howard, though I can't imagine many better ways of popping your clogs.


Anybody see his films back in the 70's and early 80's? ???


I have seen a couple. Jeremy seems to have a habit of...erm...counting down to his climax if I remember correctly.  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/02/13 at 7:41 pm

I have this one videotape of him and he's plowing 2 women at the same time.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/02/13 at 7:42 pm

That is very true, Howard, though I can't imagine many better ways of popping your clogs

"popping your clogs", that's funny Bobby!  ;D

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Foo Bar on 02/03/13 at 2:41 am


Glad you're okay, Ron.  Take it easy while you're recuperating.  No strenuous activity for a while!
:o


At least it wasn't a stroke.  Let's hope we get to see the guy make a full comeback :)

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: LyricBoy on 02/03/13 at 6:35 am


At least it wasn't a stroke.  Let's hope we get to see the guy make a full comeback :)


Indeed, he needs to recover and get back to work.

;)

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/03/13 at 7:43 am


Indeed, he needs to recover and get back to work.

;)


He needs Bunny Bleu to save him.  ;)

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: warped on 02/03/13 at 7:48 am


I have this one videotape of him and he's plowing 2 women at the same time. How does he do it with one schlong?  :o ;D


Oh Howard....

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/03/13 at 8:31 am


Oh Howard....



;D Ok I'll erase the schlong part.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/03/13 at 10:30 am


Oh Howard....


You know Ron Jeremy has a Master's in Special Education.  Maybe he could help Howard!
:D

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/03/13 at 1:29 pm


You know Ron Jeremy has a Master's in Special Education.  Maybe he could help Howard!
:D


He needs to give me some pointers.  ;)

and he did attend Benjamin Cardozo which was the high school I was at and I graduated 21 years ago.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Bobby on 02/03/13 at 7:53 pm


Oh Howard....


I'll answer Howard's question. Ron Jeremy uses a double adapter.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: LyricBoy on 02/03/13 at 8:05 pm


I'll answer Howard's question. Ron Jeremy uses a double adapter.


Never heard of those.

Not sure I want to know either!  :o

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Bobby on 02/03/13 at 8:07 pm


Never heard of those.

Not sure I want to know either!  :o


Haha.

It's just an electrical device for plugging in two things at the same time.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/04/13 at 6:45 am


I'll answer Howard's question. Ron Jeremy uses a double adapter.


for what I might ask?  ;)

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/04/13 at 6:48 am


Haha.

It's just an electrical device for plugging in two things at the same time.  ;D



yeah Bunny Bleu and Jeannie Pepper.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Bobby on 02/05/13 at 6:29 am


yeah Bunny Bleu and Jeannie Pepper.  ;D


That would take a certain amount of adapting, lol.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/05/13 at 6:44 am


That would take a certain amount of adapting, lol.


I'm sure it would. He's plugged them all.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: 80sfan on 02/05/13 at 10:57 am

I heard he has a really big.....

CAREER!! ;D

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/05/13 at 2:47 pm

http://vh1.mtvnimages.com/sitewide/flipbooks/img/shows/when_rated_x_ruled_the_world/ronjeremy_smile.jpg?quality=0.85


This was him back in the late 1970's.^

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: thenewtattoo on 02/05/13 at 5:02 pm


http://vh1.mtvnimages.com/sitewide/flipbooks/img/shows/when_rated_x_ruled_the_world/ronjeremy_smile.jpg?quality=0.85


This was him back in the late 1970's.^



OMG

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: LyricBoy on 02/05/13 at 5:46 pm


http://vh1.mtvnimages.com/sitewide/flipbooks/img/shows/when_rated_x_ruled_the_world/ronjeremy_smile.jpg?quality=0.85


This was him back in the late 1970's.^


Kinda looks like he shoulda been doing gay and lesbian porn.  :P

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 02/05/13 at 5:47 pm

I met him once.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: LyricBoy on 02/05/13 at 6:11 pm


I met him once.


I have only met two porn stars.  Lisa DeLeeuw a few months before her alleged death from AIDS (She was definitely out of it, appearing to be high on some sort of dope), and Kari Foxx (who was quite charming).

I was at the Consumer Electronics Show in Chicago and I had an old high school buddy who was a low-down, all-out, hard-core, no-hold-barred porn fan.  So I stood lin line and got their autographed pictures for him and sent them back home.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: thenewtattoo on 02/05/13 at 6:40 pm


I have only met two porn stars.  Lisa DeLeeuw a few months before here alleged death from AIDS (She was definitely out of it, appearing to be high on some sort of dope), and Kari Foxx (who was quite charming).

I was at the Consumer Electronics Show in Chicago and I had an old high school buddy who was a low-down, all-out, hard-core, no-hold-barred porn fan.  So I stood lin line and got their autographed pictures for him and sent them back home.  ;D


i dated a  few porn stars ,  good thing i dont have aids or stds!

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/05/13 at 8:06 pm


I have only met two porn stars.  Lisa DeLeeuw a few months before her alleged death from AIDS (She was definitely out of it, appearing to be high on some sort of dope), and Kari Foxx (who was quite charming).

I was at the Consumer Electronics Show in Chicago and I had an old high school buddy who was a low-down, all-out, hard-core, no-hold-barred porn fan.  So I stood lin line and got their autographed pictures for him and sent them back home.  ;D


Don't you mean a no holes barred porn fan?
???

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/06/13 at 7:12 am



OMG


Yeah, OMG is right.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/06/13 at 7:14 am


Kinda looks like he shoulda been doing gay and lesbian porn.  :P


sometimes he'd have shtupped 2 women at once while the 2 girls were doing him, he'd be laying there taking the pleasure.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/06/13 at 7:15 am


i dated a  few porn stars ,  good thing i dont have aids or stds!



What? you did?  :o

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: 80sfan on 02/06/13 at 10:26 am


I met him once.


Was he filming in Nebraska?  ;D

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/06/13 at 7:38 pm


Was he filming in Nebraska?  ;D


and was he covered up? ;D

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/06/13 at 8:58 pm



What? you did?  :o


"Star" is a relative term in the adult entertainment biz. 
:-\\

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: thenewtattoo on 02/06/13 at 8:59 pm


"Star" is a relative term in the adult entertainment biz. 
:-\\


i hope ron is ok

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: LyricBoy on 02/07/13 at 5:41 am


"Star" is a relative term in the adult entertainment biz. 
:-\\


Yeah, there are hardly any recognizable names in the business anymore, unlike during the Golden Age when there really were "stars".

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/07/13 at 6:55 am


i hope ron is ok


Ron is doing much better as of late, He returns in his new porn film "Horny Hospital 2". :D

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/07/13 at 6:56 am


Yeah, there are hardly any recognizable names in the business anymore, unlike during the Golden Age when there really were "stars".


most of them are retired, dead or into some other occupation.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/07/13 at 5:51 pm


Yeah, there are hardly any recognizable names in the business anymore, unlike during the Golden Age when there really were "stars".


They also get burned out in two or four years.  It's like John Leslie said, in the Golden Age they shot (film, that is) maybe 45 days a year.  Nowadays, Leslie, observed, they're shooting every day, sometimes two "scenes" a day.  They dudes are injecting Viagra straight into their tool boxes.  It ain't natural.  Also, in the Golden Age there were far fewer people in the arena.  You had to have a soundstage and a film crew back then.  Most Internet pr()n is some doojbag with a video camera in a rented room.  He's the producer, director, and the star!  All he does is hire some "model" for a few hours.

::)

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 02/07/13 at 6:02 pm


Was he filming in Nebraska?  ;D


Are you familiar with an infamous establishment known as "Shakers," located at I-80 and US 6 between Lincoln and Waverly?

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Bobby on 02/07/13 at 6:06 pm


Don't you mean a no holes barred porn fan?
???


Sadly the first thing that came to mind was that film Hulk Hogan was in.  ;D


They also get burned out in two or four years.  It's like John Leslie said, in the Golden Age they shot (film, that is) maybe 45 days a year.  Nowadays, Leslie, observed, they're shooting every day, sometimes two "scenes" a day.  They dudes are injecting Viagra straight into their tool boxes.  It ain't natural.  Also, in the Golden Age there were far fewer people in the arena.  You had to have a soundstage and a film crew back then.  Most Internet pr()n is some doojbag with a video camera in a rented room.  He's the producer, director, and the star!  All he does is hire some "model" for a few hours.

::)


I suppose being in porn is like anything when you get paid for it. The more you are told to perform on cue the less interesting the whole idea is. The less interesting it is the more you get turned off by it. The more you get turned off doing porn the more you have to swallow erection pills or do horse steroids or whatever the hell it is they do to themselves to keep plugging away.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/07/13 at 6:18 pm


Sadly the first thing that came to mind was that film Hulk Hogan was in.  ;D

I suppose being in porn is like anything when you get paid for it. The more you are told to perform on cue the less interesting the whole idea is. The less interesting it is the more you get turned off by it. The more you get turned off doing porn the more you have to swallow erection pills or do horse steroids or whatever the hell it is they do to themselves to keep plugging away.


Well, I don't like the new stuff because the models all look like store mannequins and the camera work is so piss-poor.  The big problem with Golden Age stuff is I hear that music and I just bust out laughing!
::)

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Bobby on 02/07/13 at 6:24 pm


Well, I don't like the new stuff because the models all look like store mannequins and the camera work is so piss-poor.  The big problem with Golden Age stuff is I hear that music and I just bust out laughing!
::)


Well, I can say a lot of good things about Kay Parker and Christy Canyon back in the day. Yes, the music is a bit ridiculous but those were the times (chick-a-bow wow).

Porn tends to be soulless and it's usually obvious nobody is enjoying any of the activity going on. These guys are going through the motions, watching the clock and thinking about the money at the end of it.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/07/13 at 6:28 pm


Well, I can say a lot of good things about Kay Parker and Christy Canyon back in the day. Yes, the music is a bit ridiculous but those were the times (chick-a-bow wow).



Sometimes they would put sweeping sentimental orchestral music in a purported "romantic" lovemaking scene.  That was even funnier.
;D

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: LyricBoy on 02/07/13 at 6:46 pm


They also get burned out in two or four years.  It's like John Leslie said, in the Golden Age they shot (film, that is) maybe 45 days a year.  Nowadays, Leslie, observed, they're shooting every day, sometimes two "scenes" a day.  They dudes are injecting Viagra straight into their tool boxes.  It ain't natural.  Also, in the Golden Age there were far fewer people in the arena.  You had to have a soundstage and a film crew back then.  Most Internet pr()n is some doojbag with a video camera in a rented room.  He's the producer, director, and the star!  All he does is hire some "model" for a few hours.

::)


John Leslie Nuzzo (yes, his last name was Nuzzo.  He grew up right down the road from me here in Beaver County) was one of the few figures to stay relevant both during the Golden Age as well as a director afterwards.

During the Golden Age, porn flicks actually had a plot.  Granted it was cheesy, but it gave the viewer something more than simple mechanical action. The plotlines are where the actors could show some personality and that's how they became "stars".

Today's stuff is nothing more than anatomical documentary film, the equivalent of seeing how many peopel can squeeze into a phone booth.  Entertaining the first time you see it but immediately becomes boring.  Makes you wonder why nobody has tried remaking some of the classics.

By the way, John Leslie Nuzzo died a couple years ago.  He was cremated and his ashes were scattered over his beloved Beaver County, PA. 

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/07/13 at 7:54 pm


John Leslie Nuzzo (yes, his last name was Nuzzo.  He grew up right down the road from me here in Beaver County) was one of the few figures to stay relevant both during the Golden Age as well as a director afterwards.

During the Golden Age, porn flicks actually had a plot.  Granted it was cheesy, but it gave the viewer something more than simple mechanical action. The plotlines are where the actors could show some personality and that's how they became "stars".

Today's stuff is nothing more than anatomical documentary film, the equivalent of seeing how many peopel can squeeze into a phone booth.  Entertaining the first time you see it but immediately becomes boring.  Makes you wonder why nobody has tried remaking some of the classics.

By the way, John Leslie Nuzzo died a couple years ago.  He was cremated and his ashes were scattered over his beloved Beaver County, PA.


The VCR killed plot-driven adult movies.  Once you could fast forward over the dressed and talking stuff and get to the business you paid for, there was no incentive for the industry to make movies that happened to have explicit sex in them.  In fact, once they stockpiled enough videos, they started making compilations.  I think it was 1988 when I first saw "wall-to-wall ***"  and 4-hours of non-stop ********"
::)

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/08/13 at 6:51 am


They also get burned out in two or four years.  It's like John Leslie said, in the Golden Age they shot (film, that is) maybe 45 days a year.  Nowadays, Leslie, observed, they're shooting every day, sometimes two "scenes" a day.  They dudes are injecting Viagra straight into their tool boxes.  It ain't natural.  Also, in the Golden Age there were far fewer people in the arena.  You had to have a soundstage and a film crew back then.  Most Internet pr()n is some doojbag with a video camera in a rented room.  He's the producer, director, and the star!  All he does is hire some "model" for a few hours.

::)


and then you start looking good for the camera.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/08/13 at 6:53 am

I suppose being in porn is like anything when you get paid for it. The more you are told to perform on cue the less interesting the whole idea is. The less interesting it is the more you get turned off by it. The more you get turned off doing porn the more you have to swallow erection pills or do horse steroids or whatever the hell it is they do to themselves to keep plugging away.

until you're satisfied.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/08/13 at 6:54 am


Well, I don't like the new stuff because the models all look like store mannequins and the camera work is so piss-poor.  The big problem with Golden Age stuff is I hear that music and I just bust out laughing!
::)


and they knew how to tell a story, I like a good story that leads up to the sex.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/08/13 at 6:57 am

Well, I can say a lot of good things about Kay Parker and Christy Canyon back in the day. Yes, the music is a bit ridiculous but those were the times (chick-a-bow wow).

http://www.weblogsinc.com/common/images/8425422554354066.JPG?0.9131877247017958

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ipDyE6Zav5w/Ti8EUY6i-0I/AAAAAAAABbA/BvIXIpocFp0/s320/kay+parker+cleavage+photo+pic+image.jpg

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/08/13 at 6:57 am


Sometimes they would put sweeping sentimental orchestral music in a purported "romantic" lovemaking scene.  That was even funnier.
;D


or some horn music. ::)

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Bobby on 02/08/13 at 7:05 am


until you're satisfied.


Being a porn star may sound like a good idea to the casual male, Howard, but if I was told I HAD to perform on average twice a day to get the income for the life I want and need to maintain my body in order to keep going in the porn business to keep the income for the life I want to maintain...

*Takes a breath*

...I would be thinking more about eating a Burger King triple whopper than a woman's...you fill out the blanks...in your head...  ;D

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/08/13 at 7:45 am


Being a porn star may sound like a good idea to the casual male, Howard, but if I was told I HAD to perform on average twice a day to get the income for the life I want and need to maintain my body in order to keep going in the porn business to keep the income for the life I want to maintain...

*Takes a breath*

...I would be thinking more about eating a Burger King triple whopper than a woman's...you fill out the blanks...in your head...  ;D


But only if the pay was good.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: 80sfan on 02/08/13 at 12:56 pm


Are you familiar with an infamous establishment known as "Shakers," located at I-80 and US 6 between Lincoln and Waverly?


Yes! 8)

Guys in Junior year of high school were talking about it and that's the first time I heard of 'Shakers'.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Bobby on 02/08/13 at 6:06 pm


But only if the pay was good.


Only if the pay was good? You would be at it like a bison in a warehouse full of plates...  ;) ;D

In all seriousness, there has been outbreaks of serious STDs floating around the porn industry and I think it is causing the industry to be shifted out of L.A because I think there is an insistence of the use of condoms:

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/11/12/porn-industry-ponders-new-condom-law-in-los-angeles/

There was a case where a woman started out in the porn industry called Lara Roxx and she got AIDS two months from doing her first scene with a man called Darren James. 

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: LyricBoy on 02/08/13 at 6:21 pm


Only if the pay was good? You would be at it like a bison in a warehouse full of plates...  ;) ;D

In all seriousness, there has been outbreaks of serious STDs floating around the porn industry and I think it is causing the industry to be shifted out of L.A because I think there is an insistence of the use of condoms:

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/11/12/porn-industry-ponders-new-condom-law-in-los-angeles/

There was a case where a woman started out in the porn industry called Lara Roxx and she got AIDS two months from doing her first scene with a man called Darren James.


Yeah AIDS is a hazard of the profession.  The entire cast of the 1983 cult gay flick, The Private Pleasures of John C. Holmes (Joey Yale, Chris Burns, and the title character) all died from AIDS decades ago.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/08/13 at 7:43 pm

only if the pay was good? You would be at it like a bison in a warehouse full of plates...

I'd like to make more than what I'm making now. stupid $9.13 an hour.  ::)

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/08/13 at 8:19 pm


Only if the pay was good? You would be at it like a bison in a warehouse full of plates...  ;) ;D

In all seriousness, there has been outbreaks of serious STDs floating around the porn industry and I think it is causing the industry to be shifted out of L.A because I think there is an insistence of the use of condoms:

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/11/12/porn-industry-ponders-new-condom-law-in-los-angeles/

There was a case where a woman started out in the porn industry called Lara Roxx and she got AIDS two months from doing her first scene with a man called Darren James.


They passed a condoms requirement in L.A., but Lara Roxx was in Rio.  Condoms are not popular with porn consumers.  Since any idiot with a video cam and money for a hooker can make a porno, the condoms requirement in L.A. isn't going to make much difference.  You can shoot the thing in Timbuktu and upload it all the same!

And the money isn't very good for the guys. 
:-\\

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Bobby on 02/08/13 at 9:29 pm


They passed a condoms requirement in L.A., but Lara Roxx was in Rio.  Condoms are not popular with porn consumers.  Since any idiot with a video cam and money for a hooker can make a porno, the condoms requirement in L.A. isn't going to make much difference.  You can shoot the thing in Timbuktu and upload it all the same!


Yes, I think the Lara Roxx thing happened in the early 2000s. You are right, equipment is so advanced and versatile these days. It doesn't take a studio to make them.

And the money isn't very good for the guys.  :-\\

I see. Howard, you will still get $9.13 an hour if you are porn star but at least you are doing something you like. :)

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/09/13 at 6:50 am

I see. Howard, you will still get $9.13 an hour if you are porn star but at least you are doing something you like

I need more than $9.00.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: LyricBoy on 02/09/13 at 7:46 am


And the money isn't very good for the guys. 
:-\\


Back in the day, a brand name male porn film actor could get $3000 for a single day's "work".

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/09/13 at 7:53 am


Back in the day, a brand name male porn film actor could get $3000 for a single day's "work".



that's not bad take home pay.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: LyricBoy on 02/09/13 at 8:15 am



that's not bad take home pay.


Well that was the top line gross pay.  From that you have to pay for lotions, sunglasses, and penecillin shots.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Bobby on 02/09/13 at 11:04 am


I need more than $9.00.


We need to think of a 'brand name' for you to get you started on something more than nine dollars. How about 'Howard Huge'? You could get at least $15 with a name like that. :)

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: warped on 02/09/13 at 11:09 am


How about 'Howard Huge'? You could get at least $15 with a name like that. :)


Pathmark pounder?
Hard Howard, the porn King of Queens?
How hard?
The cartman always delivers?

(oh geez why I am typing this :-[)

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Bobby on 02/09/13 at 11:31 am


Pathmark pounder?
Hard Howard, the porn King of Queens?
How hard?
The cartman always delivers?

(oh geez why I am typing this :-[)


Wow, you really have put some thought into this...  ;D

I reckon the interest would increase to $20 with Pathmark Pounder because of it's mystery factor.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Bobby on 02/09/13 at 11:33 am


Yeah AIDS is a hazard of the profession.  The entire cast of the 1983 cult gay flick, The Private Pleasures of John C. Holmes (Joey Yale, Chris Burns, and the title character) all died from AIDS decades ago.


Yes, I heard something about that, Lyricboy. I believe it was the only gay film that John Holmes did.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/09/13 at 12:13 pm


Well that was the top line gross pay.  From that you have to pay for lotions, sunglasses, and penecillin shots.  ;D


By the early '80s you had every dude with a huge wang hitchhiking into L.A. to demonstrate his endowment.  That tended to depress the market.
In the new ones you don't see much of anything else 'cos the dude is holding the camera!
::) ::)

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/09/13 at 1:59 pm


Well that was the top line gross pay.  From that you have to pay for lotions, sunglasses, and penecillin shots.  ;D


Don't they pay for those things instead of you having to buy them out of your own pocket?  ???

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: warped on 02/09/13 at 2:00 pm


Don't they pay for those things instead of you having to buy them out of your own pocket?  ???

Hey Pathmark Pounder  :D
It's your new professional name  :D

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/09/13 at 2:00 pm


We need to think of a 'brand name' for you to get you started on something more than nine dollars. How about 'Howard Huge'? You could get at least $15 with a name like that. :)


Howard Huge? Doesn't seem believeable, It needs a gimmick that people can get emotionally invested in.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/09/13 at 2:01 pm


Pathmark pounder?
Hard Howard, the porn King of Queens?
How hard?
The cartman always delivers?

(oh geez why I am typing this :-[)


I like the 3rd one.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/09/13 at 2:02 pm


Wow, you really have put some thought into this...  ;D

I reckon the interest would increase to $20 with Pathmark Pounder because of it's mystery factor.



what's the "mystery factor"? ???

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/09/13 at 2:03 pm


Hey Pathmark Pounder  :D
It's your new professional name  :D


Meh... doesn't make sense.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Bobby on 02/09/13 at 3:06 pm


Howard Huge? Doesn't seem believeable, It needs a gimmick that people can get emotionally invested in.


Emotionally invested in? You would be a porn star not an American wrestler. You don't get emotional about porn, it's just a means to an end, lol.


what's the "mystery factor"? ???


The mystery factor is nobody knows your real name. You'll be known as the unknown...Pathmark Pounder.  8)... :)

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: LyricBoy on 02/09/13 at 6:09 pm

Ron's doing great.  He posted this pic on Twitter.

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/727960652.jpg?key=640469&Expires=1360455872&Key-Pair-Id=APKAIYVGSUJFNRFZBBTA&Signature=w4afWy2LZix-IeZWQ0rv-jdNQhZD1F6Q-XZVidYJpelCxY27gN~uKpxO4GhDQHOkTbm3wDe9HmovUm~UIqH3piMfmcIE-dVwNffJj0saR2bhQLlq4ZrVJhN4GY2hq2lWMeP8ivrfDQA6MH4hJI7M8nvUc~9t-R1GckKHsrMb~uA_

What else would you expect from Ron?  A pic of him in bed, along with a nurse wearing rubber gloves.  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Bobby on 02/09/13 at 6:24 pm


Ron's doing great.  He posted this pic on Twitter.

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/727960652.jpg?key=640469&Expires=1360455872&Key-Pair-Id=APKAIYVGSUJFNRFZBBTA&Signature=w4afWy2LZix-IeZWQ0rv-jdNQhZD1F6Q-XZVidYJpelCxY27gN~uKpxO4GhDQHOkTbm3wDe9HmovUm~UIqH3piMfmcIE-dVwNffJj0saR2bhQLlq4ZrVJhN4GY2hq2lWMeP8ivrfDQA6MH4hJI7M8nvUc~9t-R1GckKHsrMb~uA_

What else would you expect from Ron?  A pic of him in bed, along with a nurse wearing rubber gloves.  ;D ;D


Haha, karma for you lad.  ;D

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/09/13 at 7:25 pm


Don't they pay for those things instead of you having to buy them out of your own pocket?  ???


I think you can write them off.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: 80sfan on 02/09/13 at 9:08 pm


Howard Huge? Doesn't seem believeable, It needs a gimmick that people can get emotionally invested in.


Howard Huge is great, I'd pick it for a stage name if I were you! Just my opinion.  :D

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/10/13 at 6:43 am

The mystery factor is nobody knows your real name. You'll be known as the unknown...Pathmark Pounder


sounds like a good idea.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/10/13 at 6:45 am


Ron's doing great.  He posted this pic on Twitter.

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/727960652.jpg?key=640469&Expires=1360455872&Key-Pair-Id=APKAIYVGSUJFNRFZBBTA&Signature=w4afWy2LZix-IeZWQ0rv-jdNQhZD1F6Q-XZVidYJpelCxY27gN~uKpxO4GhDQHOkTbm3wDe9HmovUm~UIqH3piMfmcIE-dVwNffJj0saR2bhQLlq4ZrVJhN4GY2hq2lWMeP8ivrfDQA6MH4hJI7M8nvUc~9t-R1GckKHsrMb~uA_

What else would you expect from Ron?  A pic of him in bed, along with a nurse wearing rubber gloves.  ;D ;D



Were they remaking Horny Hospital?  :D

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/10/13 at 6:46 am


Howard Huge is great, I'd pick it for a stage name if I were you! Just my opinion.  :D


But in "real life " I'm not "huge", maybe I need something inserted in my wang. ;)

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Bobby on 02/10/13 at 10:09 am


But in "real life " I'm not "huge", maybe I need something insterted in my wang.


You need scaffolding, mate. That will do the job. :)

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/10/13 at 7:43 pm


You need scaffolding, mate. That will do the job. :)


I need "what"?  ??? I also may need a manscape.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Bobby on 02/10/13 at 7:47 pm


I need "what"?  ??? I also may need a manscape.


Haha, scaffolding is the support structure outside of a building to keep it stable. That's what you need because you are Howard Huge, How Hard, Pathmark Pounder or some name of your own choice.  8)

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/11/13 at 1:11 am

Every day as the day speeds up, Spuzzari;how can Rick trust this thing?  He's not getting laid.  It waslike the Klinik from the refuseniks on Faceback...Oh who gets the damn joke any more?

:o

What will you do if we let you go home?

Who are the brain police?

What will you do when the label's all off,
And the plastics had melted, and the rugs left dry.  I'm fryed?  Am I going to die?
Who are the brain police?
What will you do if the people you knew (dudes, I posted all those ones a hundred who are the brain police?) So that means we have to make people nervous not several undifferentiatede hot-heads in the DC!  It's just being  a Dad makes you nervous?  Dew we look stoopid 2 U?

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/11/13 at 6:31 am


Haha, scaffolding is the support structure outside of a building to keep it stable. That's what you need because you are Howard Huge, How Hard, Pathmark Pounder or some name of your own choice.  8)


Thank You, I'm flattered.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/11/13 at 6:40 am

Did anyone see his porn films back in the late 70's early 80's?  ???

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Bobby on 02/11/13 at 6:56 pm


Did anyone see his porn films back in the late 70's early 80's?  ???


I've only seen one of his later scenes, Howard. Not something I really want to bring to mind really...  :P

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: LyricBoy on 02/11/13 at 7:32 pm


Did anyone see his porn films back in the late 70's early 80's?  ???

I recall seeing a movie that he did with Johnny Wad.

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/11/13 at 7:52 pm


I've only seen one of his later scenes, Howard. Not something I really want to bring to mind really...  :P



Amanda by Night (1981) http://img2.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/o/w/owslu7nnidcycdn.jpg

How about Amanda By Night from 1981?

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/11/13 at 7:54 pm


I recall seeing a movie that he did with Johnny Wad.



http://www.stereogum.com/img/ronjeremy_johnholmes.jpg

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: LyricBoy on 02/22/13 at 3:15 am

I just read over at the TMZ website that Mr. Jeremy's team of doctors (and nurses) have cleared him to, uh, "return to work".  :P

http://a57.foxnews.com/global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/img/Entertainment/0/371/Ron%20Jeremy%20handout.JPG

Subject: Re: Ron Jeremy In Hospital

Written By: Howard on 02/22/13 at 6:41 am


I just read over at the TMZ website that Mr. Jeremy's team of doctors (and nurses) have cleared him to, uh, "return to work".  :P

http://a57.foxnews.com/global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/img/Entertainment/0/371/Ron%20Jeremy%20handout.JPG


What's his next film?

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