...as a straight woman...  :o

http://m.tmz.com/#Article/2012/11/27/dolly-parton-oprah-not-gay-nightline-interview-tmz-tv

And in other news, a survey of 1000 kids reveals that kids still like McDonalds.

I think TMZ (or whatever news source) is way too preoccupied trying to find if a celeb is gay or not. Honestly, does this really matter to anyone?
No offense to you at all, Lyric boy, I just don't undersatnd why the media has to dig in and let us know who is gay, who is straight, what did Tom Hanks have for lunch yesterday, what type of lamp Britney Spears bought for her good friend, how much did Paris Hilton tip a cab driver in Sacramento...

Maybe it's just me.. :-\\  Do people watch TMZ & care about this stuff?

maybe coz I'm old.... ;D

And in other news, a survey of 1000 kids reveals that kids still like McDonalds.

I think TMZ (or whatever news source) is way too preoccupied trying to find if a celeb is gay or not. Honestly, does this really matter to anyone?
No offense to you at all, Lyric boy, I just don't undersatnd why the media has to dig in and let us know who is gay, who is straight, what did Tom Hanks have for lunch yesterday, what type of lamp Britney Spears bought for her good friend, how much did Paris Hilton tip a cab driver in Sacramento...

Maybe it's just me.. :-\\  Do people watch TMZ & care about this stuff?

maybe coz I'm old.... ;D


I agree. A person's sexuality is their personal business it has no impact on whether or not they can act, sing or play sports.


And Dolly Partin is straight!?! What you could knock me over with a bowling ball. Ie. was that ever really in question?

You think that's bad? Rumor has it thst TMZ has been trying to acquire a drone so they can spy on celebrities :o :o :o

I mean, I could probably get in trouble for saying this, but why can't the terrorists go after these f**kers instead? I'd almost love to see someone like Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears to finally lose it completely after all the years of relentless pursuit by the paparazzi and turn around and whip out a .40 S&W and start blasting away at those sh!tbags. 

Maybe it's just me.. :-\\  Do people watch TMZ & care about this stuff?

maybe coz I'm old.... ;D


Apparently they do. TMZ and the various tabloids do a booming business.  ;D

You think that's bad? Rumor has it thst TMZ has been trying to acquire a drone so they can spy on celebrities :o :o :o

I mean, I could probably get in trouble for saying this, but why can't the terrorists go after these f**kers instead? I'd almost love to see someone like Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears to finally lose it completely after all the years of relentless pursuit by the paparazzi and turn around and whip out a .40 S&W and start blasting away at those sh!tbags.


I can see that happening in the future, if a celeb totally loses it.  In some ways we should be surprised it hasn't happened yet.

I agree. A person's sexuality is their personal business it has no impact on whether or not they can act, sing or play sports.





EXACTLY!!!!!

I can see that happening in the future, if a celeb totally loses it.  In some ways we should be surprised it hasn't happened yet.


Well Bjork already did. She opened up a can of whoop a$$ on some TV reporter at an airport a couple years ago.  :o

She seems pretty straight to me. Miley Cyrus on the other hand  ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCwc_h4jR2E

I like Weird Al's look at this.

You think that's bad? Rumor has it thst TMZ has been trying to acquire a drone so they can spy on celebrities :o :o :o

I mean, I could probably get in trouble for saying this, but why can't the terrorists go after these f**kers instead? I'd almost love to see someone like Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears to finally lose it completely after all the years of relentless pursuit by the paparazzi and turn around and whip out a .40 S&W and start blasting away at those sh!tbags.


The only thing more despicable than those trashy celebs is the idiots who follow them.  ;D

Well Bjork already did. She opened up a can of whoop a$$ on some TV reporter at an airport a couple years ago.  :o


She did apologize for it.

Really, she shouldn't of, but it's admirable she did. I love Bjork, class act. I don't think she'd hurt a fly. Back in 1996, this guy stalked her, filmed a video professing his love for her (it's available online, it's very creepy) and tried to mail a bomb to her after he committed suicide. Luckily, the package was intercepted.

Do you know how Bjork reacted? She sent flowers to his parents to show her condolences. I actually teared up a bit writing that.  :(

Miley Cyrus on the other hand  ;D


Hmm... I'd pay good money to see that...  :P

WOW

Now the fact that she and Stephen Colbert were clearly hitting on each other last night makes more sense...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCwc_h4jR2E

I like Weird Al's look at this.


Agreed.  TMZ wouldn't do it if we didn't watch it.

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Fixed that for you. 

To make up for that obvious segue, this thread's now about Dolly Parton's tits.  (They usually travel in pairs, so have a doubleshot!)

I'd like to see a ticket to the Wedding or the Gala,
Three weeks ago, saw Sombra blown to bits!
I'd like to see Celestia kissin' Luna in the Twilight,
But I'd love to see that Dolly Parton's tits, (yeah!)
I'd still love to see that Dolly Parton's tits.

(OK, I swear I'm done now.)

Which brings us to the Canadian content portion of tonight's entertainment:

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  - MacLean and MacLean, with Dolly Parton's Tits, from 1980's Take' 'the "o" outa "Country".

Rest in peace, Gary and Blair, and thank you so much for the laughs.  (And thanks Dolly, because how they look still remains a mystery, which means the joke's still funny 30 years later.)

I remember posting that(the PMV version of TMZ) on the other thread, which is why I skipped posting that version on here and opted for the one with lyrics.

I don't watch TMZ myself, I don't care what celebrities do in their daily lives.

Does she pop out too? ;)

Considering the fact that no one really ever hears or sees her husband it's no surprise people were wondering.  It's too bad people mistake privacy for sexual preference.

Considering the fact that no one really ever hears or sees her husband it's no surprise people were wondering.  It's too bad people mistake privacy for sexual preference.


Maybe she is a lesbian.  ???

Maybe she is a lesbian.  ???


I think the point of this thread is that she isn't....

and I think Reynolds' point is that it shouldn't matter if she is or isn't 

Maybe she is a lesbian.  ???


Does it matter if she's gay, straight, bi, or likes to wash her underwear at 3:00am while singing Norwegian songs on the roof of her car (in her garage)?
Let Dolly just live her life, for Christ's sake.
I kinda hope if TMZ (or any other scum paparazzi) hangs around her house, that she takes a huge swing with a baseball bat and whacks one of them.  :P

I kinda hope if TMZ (or any other scum paparazzi) hangs around her house, that she takes a huge swing with a baseball bat and whacks one of them.  :P


I imagine she could come up with something to bludgeon them with.  ;)

and I think Reynolds' point is that it shouldn't matter if she is or isn't


Damn right. Here's the actual % I think it should matter.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/14/Lessthan01st1.png/200px-Lessthan01st1.png

I think the point of this thread is that she isn't....

and I think Reynolds' point is that it shouldn't matter if she is or isn't


My translator has spoken!!!  I rest my case!!!!

Does it matter if she's gay, straight, bi, or likes to wash her underwear at 3:00am while singing Norwegian songs on the roof of her car (in her garage)?
Let Dolly just live her life, for Christ's sake.
I kinda hope if TMZ (or any other scum paparazzi) hangs around her house, that she takes a huge swing with a baseball bat and whacks one of them.  :P


or if TMZ whacks one of THEM.  ;)

TMZ whacks a paparazzi?
TMZ whack themselves?

TMZ whacks a paparazzi?
TMZ whack themselves?


the bottom part.  ;D

TMZ whacks a paparazzi?
TMZ whack themselves?


TMZ makes the National Inquirer look cultured.