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Subject: Beaver Attacks Man in Pennsylvania River
Written By: LyricBoy on 08/14/12 at 5:45 am
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/scoutmaster-survives-attack-rabid-beaver-delaware-river-calls-a-horror-movie-article-1.1135473
Seems a scoutmaster was attacked by a wild beaver, whilst swimming in the Delaware River. :o Twenty rounds of rabies shots were in order, but the scoutmaster is fine.
Fortunately here on the other side of the state in Beaver County, our beavers are more docile and would never think of attacking somebody.
Subject: Re: Beaver Attacks Man in Pennsylvania River
Written By: warped on 08/14/12 at 6:10 am
The "Man attracks beaver in Pennsylvania River" story covered in the "dyslexic" news section got more google hits. :P
;D
Subject: Re: Beaver Attacks Man in Pennsylvania River
Written By: Howard on 08/14/12 at 6:46 am
the beaver thought he was gnawing on "wood". :D
Subject: Re: Beaver Attacks Man in Pennsylvania River
Written By: whistledog on 08/14/12 at 7:46 pm
A wild beaver? I knew Sharon Stone wanted a front page comeback, but this is ridiculous :D
Subject: Re: Beaver Attacks Man in Pennsylvania River
Written By: Foo Bar on 08/14/12 at 11:32 pm
Fortunately here on the other side of the state in Beaver County, our beavers are more docile and would never think of attacking somebody.
Up from the dams, up from the mud,
Something furry out for blood!
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- Joe Hall and the Continental Drift, Vampire Beavers, 1981.
In days of yore, from shore to shore,
Sanguinary beavers came,
And planted sharp and shining fangs
In arteries and veins!
Subject: Re: Beaver Attacks Man in Pennsylvania River
Written By: JaxRhapsody on 08/15/12 at 1:09 am
Ain't this a Jeff Foxworthy joke? I coulda sworn...