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Subject: Fred Willard Arrested in a XXX Theatre
Written By: LyricBoy on 07/19/12 at 6:46 pm
Legendary comic Fred Willard was arrested today at a XXX-rated theatre in Los Angeles.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/07/actor-fred-willard-arrested-during-routine-patrol-of-adult-theater.html
He is being charged for committing "lewd acts" :o ; I imagine what they mean to say is that he was not being Master of His Own Domain at the time.
In an ironic twist of fate, Mr. Willard has a new movie that is now in post production. Its title, "The Yank" . ;D
Subject: Re: Fred Willard Arrested in a XXX Theatre
Written By: whistledog on 07/19/12 at 8:29 pm
"Everybody Loves a sex addict"
This gives new meaning to "Fernwood 2-Nite"
Was his performance "best in show"?
Looks like he didn't have "idle hands" that night
I could go on all night ...
Subject: Re: Fred Willard Arrested in a XXX Theatre
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/19/12 at 9:26 pm
Fred? Aw, Fred. Ain't you got a girlfriend or a boyfriend or some way to get your jollies on the right side of the law?
:(
My favorite Fred Willard as the Air Force colonel in the Sex Farm scene (This is Spinal Tap)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8JiQCIzCZA
Subject: Re: Fred Willard Arrested in a XXX Theatre
Written By: mach!ne_he@d on 07/20/12 at 2:04 am
At least Paul Rubens had an excuse, there was no such thing as internet porn back in the early '90s.
Subject: Re: Fred Willard Arrested in a XXX Theatre
Written By: LyricBoy on 07/20/12 at 5:23 am
I read on TMZ that the law in California about doing, uh, *that* in public is not completely straightforward.
Apparently it's only illegal if you do it in the sight of people who would be offended.
Since the "offense" was committed in a dark XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX rated theatre where there were only 4 other people present, he could get off the hook. If he fights the charges it is likely that nobody else would take the stand to testify against him to say that they were offended. :-\\
In other news... Fred has been fired from his PBS gig on "Market Warriors". :-X
Subject: Re: Fred Willard Arrested in a XXX Theatre
Written By: Howard on 07/20/12 at 6:37 am
At least Paul Rubens had an excuse, there was no such thing as internet porn back in the early '90s.
He was playing with his Pee Wee. ;D
Subject: Re: Fred Willard Arrested in a XXX Theatre
Written By: Howard on 07/20/12 at 6:39 am
Fred? Aw, Fred. Ain't you got a girlfriend or a boyfriend or some way to get your jollies on the right side of the law?
:(
My favorite Fred Willard as the Air Force colonel in the Sex Farm scene (This is Spinal Tap)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8JiQCIzCZA
I'm pretty sure he's married. ???
Subject: Re: Fred Willard Arrested in a XXX Theatre
Written By: LyricBoy on 07/22/12 at 1:34 pm
I just read in the Picksburgh Tribune-Review that this is not Fred's first rodeo.
Apparently he also got pinched on a lewd conduct rap about 20 years ago. :o
Subject: Re: Fred Willard Arrested in a XXX Theatre
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/22/12 at 4:33 pm
What do James Holmes and Fred Willard have in common?
:-X
Subject: Re: Fred Willard Arrested in a XXX Theatre
Written By: LyricBoy on 07/22/12 at 4:41 pm
What do James Holmes and Fred Willard have in common?
:-X
Not sure. But I know what John Holmes and Fred Willard likely do NOT have in common. ;D
Subject: Re: Fred Willard Arrested in a XXX Theatre
Written By: Foo Bar on 07/22/12 at 8:02 pm
What do James Holmes and Fred Willard have in common?
:-X
"They both liked to shoot off in a crowded theater!"
http://i.imgur.com/mwIuv.gif
Subject: Re: Fred Willard Arrested in a XXX Theatre
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/26/12 at 7:07 pm
"They both liked to shoot off in a crowded theater!"
^ Give that man a dollar cigar!