Today I heard on the radio, and later confirmed on various Internet sources, that after much discussion by network executives, NBC has decided to go ahead and on Monday air an episode of Fear Factor where the contestants will be asked to drink a glass of donkey semen, followed by a chaser of donkey urine.

That's right, folks, our society has devolved to the point where today we have a game show on network television where contestants have the option to drink donkey cum on a dare to win money. Not even Kurt Vonnegut on his worst day could have imagined this.

I've never exactly claimed to be a saint, and those of you who know me know that I can have a rather crude sense of humor, and I certainly don't consider myself someone who's easily offended, but...donkey semen??? I mean, what next...a year from now is Fear Factor going to just skip the cup stage and make the contestants get it straight from the donkey?

Perhaps the world is going to end this year after all. 

Or am I just making a big deal out of nothing?  ???

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/27/fear-factor-donkey-semen_n_1237000.html

Donkey semen? Why don't they just make a porn with all the men and women contestants and call it 'done'!  ;D

Donkey semen? Why don't they just make a porn with all the men and women contestants and call it 'done'!  ;D


Give it another 5 years.  :P

I don't think you're making too big of a deal of this. This IS a bit too far even for my cup of tea, or urine.  :-\\

Fear Factor has always been off it's nut... I remember during it's last run they actually put dead rats in a blender and expected the contestants to drink the contents of said blender.... sorry but as broke as I am I just don't need 50K (or whatever the going rate is now)  that badly...

Fear Factor has always been off it's nut... I remember during it's last run they actually put dead rats in a blender and expected the contestants to drink the contents of said blender.... sorry but as broke as I am I just don't need 50K (or whatever the going rate is now)  that badly...


I remember that episode all too well, I was pregnant with Hunter and I actually had to run out of the room and up-chuck.  First and only time something I watched on TV made me puke.

Hey, I don't care if other people do it, I know I wouldn't.

Fear Factor has always been off it's nut... I remember during it's last run they actually put dead rats in a blender and expected the contestants to drink the contents of said blender.... sorry but as broke as I am I just don't need 50K (or whatever the going rate is now)  that badly...


They could park this in front of me...

http://www.carpictures1.com/var/resizes/P7355_BMW_m3_e92_red_1280x943.jpg

...jangle the keys in front of my face and tell me it's mine if I just slam the donkey spooge and I'd still say no way.  8-P

I wonder who is in charge of providing the stuff.  :-\\  ;D

I wonder who is in charge of providing the stuff.  :-\\  ;D


You know how, back in the 50's all the small town drugstores had soda jerks? Well, after Wal-Mart moved into all the small towns and the mom-and-pop drugstores all went out of business, they all had to work somewhere...  :o :o :o

They could park this in front of me...

http://www.carpictures1.com/var/resizes/P7355_BMW_m3_e92_red_1280x943.jpg

...jangle the keys in front of my face and tell me it's mine if I just slam the donkey spooge and I'd still say no way.  8-P



if they upped it to a million dollars tax free... a 4bdroom house in Studio City, a brand new car w/ 5 yrs free gas, and free chick-fil-a for life I'd still have to think about it! 

if they upped it to a million dollars tax free... a 4bdroom house in Studio City, a brand new car w/ 5 yrs free gas, and free chick-fil-a for life I'd still have to think about it!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZEemnIs09g

;D

if they upped it to a million dollars tax free... a 4bdroom house in Studio City, a brand new car w/ 5 yrs free gas, and free chick-fil-a for life I'd still have to think about it!


I know what you mean, there are certain things I just couldn't do.  Eating/drinking gross stuff is something I can't handle. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZEemnIs09g

;D


funny stuff!

I know what you mean, there are certain things I just couldn't do.  Eating/drinking gross stuff is something I can't handle.



I'd seriously have to think about it... it's not that I couldn't do it...it's just, would I want to?  I think the worst part for me would be trying it, not finishing and then knowing I did something so horrible but having nothing to show for it.  THAT WOULD PISS ME OFF!  >:(

I don't think you're making too big of a deal of this. This IS a bit too far even for my cup of tea, or urine.  :-\\


Heck I'd drink a cup of my own urine just to win some money.

Donkey semen? Why don't they just make a porn with all the men and women contestants and call it 'done'!  ;D


I wouldn't mind doing a porn scene just to win some cash just get me naked and there you go!  :D

I know what you mean, there are certain things I just couldn't do.  Eating/drinking gross stuff is something I can't handle.


Hey if it's for money I wouldn't mind, just make sure you hold your nose.

It could be worse.

They could be forced to eat a plate of Rocky Mountain Oysters sauteed in monkey spunk.  ;D

Heck I'd drink a cup of my own urine just to win some money.


I've got $5  :D

Donkey semen? Why don't they just make a porn with all the men and women contestants and call it 'done'!  ;D


That would be  ... 'done like a donkey'!

Oh .. and yes, it is in poor taste. Additionally, what possible health and safety risk could be attached to drinking such substance (for humans that is)?  Will those women produce future long eared and very stubborn children? ;)

The health & safety question is serious though.... You would want a health certificate produced from tests run on the specific donkey.

I wouldn't mind doing a porn scene just to win some cash just get me naked and there you go!  :D


;D

Oh .. and yes, it is in poor taste.


http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0911/tastes-like-ass-dogs-and-donkeys-demotivational-poster-1259175109.jpg

Well, duh!

And then, just when I think I'm going to be able to back slowly away from this thread in creeping horror...


Heck I'd drink a cup of my own urine just to win some money.


...we discover Howard's that secret identity is actually none other than...

http://i.imgur.com/Wilx1.jpg

...Bear Grylls.


I've got $5  :D


Yeah, Snozz?  I got five bucks says he won't do it!  (Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend!)

I've always been amazed by the things the contestants will do and endure for a lousy 50K. Eating stuff like complete animal eyeballs or testicles...SO not worth it.

Donkey semen is definitely crossing a line for me. Although (the thought of) a dead rat cocktail would also upset my appetite... 8-P


FTR: Y'all know the original format is Dutch, right..? ::)

It could be worse.

They could be forced to eat a plate of Rocky Mountain Oysters sauteed in monkey spunk.  ;D


I'd eat oysters without monkey spunk.

I've got $5  :D


just 5?  :o

::)

Yeah, Snozz?  I got five bucks says he won't do it!

You're right I wouldn't do it.  ;D

Heck I'd drink a cup of my own urine just to win some money.


I'd drink my own before I'd drink anyone else's...human or otherwise.


I know some of the things they eat are delicacies in other countries, like balut eggs and the innards of animals and I think fish semen is used in Japanese foods.  I did see an episode of Bizarre Foods where they drank donkey milk.

I wouldn't mind doing a porn scene just to win some cash just get me naked and there you go!  :D


Just pick up a copy of some New York tabloid newspaper, flip it open to the classifieds... you probably would have no problem finding amateur "film" work.  :-\\

I know some of the things they eat are delicacies in other countries, like balut eggs and the innards of animals and I think fish semen is used in Japanese foods.

Never heard of Japanese eating fish gunk before, but you never know.  When I was in Japan they ate all sorts of stuff that would be seen as disgusting to your average American.

Curiously when my Japanese coworkers came to Indiana, we served them up a heaping plate of Rocky Mountain Oysters and they were gobbling them down.  When they asked us what sort of oysters flourished in the high Rocky Mountain region, we explained to them that they are not really "oysters" and what they really are.  They immediately got nauseated and wouldn't touch their plates for the rest of the night.  ;D

I'd drink my own before I'd drink anyone else's...human or otherwise.


I know some of the things they eat are delicacies in other countries, like balut eggs and the innards of animals and I think fish semen is used in Japanese foods.  I did see an episode of Bizarre Foods where they drank donkey milk.


At least I know where my urine has been. urine contains salt and calcium.

Y'know, if we've gotten to point where people can drink donkey semen on national television and it's like, no big deal, then they'd might as well make take the concept of The Human Centipede and turn it into a reality show.

Actually, if they did that using the cast of Jersey Shore I would totally watch it.  ;D

Y'know, if we've gotten to point where people can drink donkey semen on national television and it's like, no big deal, then they'd might as well make take the concept of The Human Centipede and turn it into a reality show.

Actually, if they did that using the cast of Jersey Shore I would totally watch it.  ;D


Why would anyone want to drink donkey semen? Would you want them to look like an ass?  :D

Update: NBC decided not to air the donkey semen episode tonight after all.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/29/fear-factor-donkey-semen-episode-pulled-off-nbc/#.TybqWcVSTdc

Update: NBC decided not to air the donkey semen episode tonight after all.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/29/fear-factor-donkey-semen-episode-pulled-off-nbc/#.TybqWcVSTdc



That's good. You wouldn't want people to be getting sick.

Update: NBC decided not to air the donkey semen episode tonight after all.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/29/fear-factor-donkey-semen-episode-pulled-off-nbc/#.TybqWcVSTdc


Did you check out the picture of that mug o' gunk at TMZ.com?

That donkey puts even Peter North to shame.  ;D

Roman times call for Roman spectacles.  Back to the Colosseum.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=NrDVsprWRCQ

OMG...this thread just made me so sick.  :( 8-P 8-P 8-P 8-P 8-P

OMG...this thread just made me so sick.  :( 8-P 8-P 8-P 8-P 8-P


I know what you mean Ash I feel sick too.  8-P

Y'know, if we've gotten to point where people can drink donkey semen on national television and it's like, no big deal, then they'd might as well make take the concept of The Human Centipede and turn it into a reality show.


Yeah!


OMG...this thread just made me so sick.  :( 8-P 8-P 8-P 8-P 8-P


Exactly.  Time to wash my brain out with something clean and wholesome, like My Little Pony.

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/010/6/5/the_pony_centipede_first_sequence_by_tat2ood_monster-d4lxlrp.jpg

"I just don't know what went wrong!"

I grew up with a kid named Zekie.  If you dared him to eat something, he would.  He'd eat a cup of squished grasshoppers.  He'd drink a glass of freshly hucked loogies.  Found something rotten in you mom's refrigerator?  Zekie would eat it.  And he would puke.  He'd just shrug and walk away.  Thing is, we didn't test Zekie very much.  Watching him pull one his gastric stunts could put you off your own appetite for a week.  One time Zekie ate four road apples baking on the corner.  Total gross-out!
8-P

I grew up with a kid named Zekie.  If you dared him to eat something, he would.  He'd eat a cup of squished grasshoppers.  He'd drink a glass of freshly hucked loogies.  Found something rotten in you mom's refrigerator?  Zekie would eat it.  And he would puke.  He'd just shrug and walk away.  Thing is, we didn't test Zekie very much.  Watching him pull one his gastric stunts could put you off your own appetite for a week.  One time Zekie ate four road apples baking on the corner.  Total gross-out!
8-P


EW! That's disgusting! 8-P

I grew up with a kid named Zekie.  If you dared him to eat something, he would.  He'd eat a cup of squished grasshoppers.  He'd drink a glass of freshly hucked loogies.  Found something rotten in you mom's refrigerator?  Zekie would eat it.  And he would puke.  He'd just shrug and walk away.  Thing is, we didn't test Zekie very much.  Watching him pull one his gastric stunts could put you off your own appetite for a week.  One time Zekie ate four road apples baking on the corner.  Total gross-out!
8-P


I didn't know what a road apple was, so I had to look it up.

8-P

I didn't know what a road apple was, so I had to look it up.

8-P


I just assumed it was an apple that had fallen off the tree and had been rotting. That's just...WOW.  :o :o :o

I can just imagine Zekie getting on Fear Factor and being completely unstoppable in the gross-out segments, only to end up losing because he failed at another stunt after discovering that he had a crippling fear of heights that he previously didn't know about.  ;D

Don't know what became of Zekie...maybe he's making a killing on Wall Street!

And anyway, this is the SAME country that went bonkers about Janet Jackson's "wardrobe mishap"!!!

American television...

Can drink donkey semen,

Can't show boobs.

Family values 4ya!
::) ::) ::)

I didn't know what a road apple was, so I had to look it up.

8-P


I can't believe I looked it up too! EW!  8-P

I can't believe I looked it up too! EW!  8-P


I cain't believe you city slicker didn't know what a road apple wuz!
8)

I cain't believe you city slicker didn't know what a road apple wuz!
8)


Must be one of those quaint Yankee euphemisms.  :D

I cain't believe you city slicker didn't know what a road apple wuz!
8)


At first I thought a road apple was just.... an APPLE till I looked it up and found out it was horse crap!  :o 8-P

for the next Fear Factor, people are gonna watch a marathon of 2 girls 1 cup! ;D

At first I thought a road apple was just.... an APPLE till I looked it up and found out it was horse crap!  :o 8-P


Wait, horses?  And crap?  I know about both of those things!


for the next Fear Factor, people are gonna watch a marathon of 2 girls 1 cup! ;D


And... umm... that?

I'm going straight to special hell for this at 00:10, but since Howard asked nicely, here's the safest-for-work video I can find reaction video of a first-time viewer being hit with 2G1C.

4eAMSyqa2D4

Chocolate rain?  With a side order of Meg Ryan.  (I'll have what the Princess is having!)

I read that for next year, the premiere episode will consist of the contestants competing to see who can do the best imitation of former Boeing engineer, Kenneth Pinyan, of Enumclaw, WA.  :o

In order to advance to the next round, contestants must successfully complete the Pinyan Maneuver.  ;D

Wait, horses?  And crap?  I know about both of those things!

And... umm... that?

I'm going straight to special hell for this at 00:10, but since Howard asked nicely, here's the safest-for-work video I can find reaction video of a first-time viewer being hit with 2G1C.

4eAMSyqa2D4

Chocolate rain?  With a side order of Meg Ryan.  (I'll have what the Princess is having!)


HA! Thanks Foo that was funny!  ;D

I read that for next year, the premiere episode will consist of the contestants competing to see who can do the best imitation of former Boeing engineer, Kenneth Pinyan, of Enumclaw, WA.  :o

In order to advance to the next round, contestants must successfully complete the Pinyan Maneuver.  ;D


I've heard about this Pinyan guy and his infamous video, and I have no desire to watch it simply because there's certain things that I'd rather not have inside my head.

(Which is why I never finished 2G1C. Once I tried to watch it but after about 20 seconds into it I realized I really didn't need to see any more.  :P )

I've heard about this Pinyan guy and his infamous video, and I have no desire to watch it simply because there's certain things that I'd rather not have inside my head.

I'd recommend against seeing it... Because there's certain things that I'd rather not have inside my butt. Especially if they are attached to a stallion named 'Super Sam'.  :o

I'd recommend against seeing it... Because there's certain things that I'd rather not have inside my butt. Especially if they are attached to a stallion named 'Super Sam'.  :o


I've got a list of a thousand things I'm still trying to unsee.
8)

I'd recommend against seeing it... Because there's certain things that I'd rather not have inside my butt. Especially if they are attached to a stallion named 'Super Sam'.  :o


What's a Super Sam?  ???

What's a Super Sam?  ???


Super Sam was Mr. Pinyan's pet horse.

Super Sam was Mr. Pinyan's pet horse.


I was not familiar with Mr. Pinyan so I did a little reading...no watching, though. ;D

According to the stuff I read the horse's name was Big Dick (actually the poor horse's real name is not known).

Nasty, no matter what his name is.  8-P

For the next Fear Factor guys and girls should watch a Rebecca Black marathon. ;D

For the next Fear Factor guys and girls should watch a Rebecca Black marathon. ;D


If Rebecca Black's singing career doesn't take off she could always move to Tijuana and do shows 3 times a night with Super Sam.  :P

I was not familiar with Mr. Pinyan so I did a little reading...no watching, though. ;D

According to the stuff I read the horse's name was Big Dick (actually the poor horse's real name is not known).

Nasty, no matter what his name is.  8-P



is that the owner/caretaker of the horse Catherine the Great...um......rode?  :D

If Rebecca Black's singing career doesn't take off she could always move to Tijuana and do shows 3 times a night with Super Sam.  :P



alright... I guess it's not the thing I was thinking of. and... um... EW!

If Rebecca Black's singing career doesn't take off she could always move to Tijuana and do shows 3 times a night with Super Sam.  :P


That won't work.

If Rebecca Black's singing career doesn't take off she could always move to Tijuana and do shows 3 times a night with Super Sam.  :P


http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/2640/ajdf.jpg

Tijuana's in Germany?

/no Sir, I don't like it :)

"Television is a barrel with no bottom."

-- Gore Vidal

If Rebecca Black's singing career doesn't take off she could always move to Tijuana and do shows 3 times a night with Super Sam.  :P


I have an old work buddy who once saw a donkey show in Juarez.  :o

I have an old work buddy who once saw a donkey show in Juarez.  :o


And he liked the donkey so much he invited him for a weekend in the Poconos?
:-\\

"Television is a barrel with no bottom."

-- Gore Vidal


Hell, so is my mind sometimes.  :-[

And he liked the donkey so much he invited him for a weekend in the Poconos?
:-\\


Hey, I know it's still Primary season, but the politics board's that-a-way!

Hey, I know it's still Primary season, but the politics board's that-a-way!


How much would you pay for an elephant show in Tijuana?
:-\\

How much would you pay for an elephant show in Tijuana?
:-\\


If Sarah Palin was involved?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l91ISfcuzDw

I'm terrible, aren't i?

I wouldn't mind doing a porn scene just to win some cash just get me naked and there you go!  :D
would shaving your head count?I think someone is going to do that on the show.

would shaving your head count?I think someone is going to do that on the show.


No I'm not shaving my head.