I stopped off at the local convenience store to get a bottle of pop today, and I noticed in the magazine rack that there is a Hooters Magazine these days.

I did not buy a copy (as I am a cheapskate) but I wonder just how much material can there be to support a magazine whose namesake is a restaurant chain with an owl-based theme?

Has anybody here ever read a copy? ???


http://www.hootersmagazine.com/images/header/hootersmagazine.jpghttp://www.hootersmagazine.com/images/header/hootersmagazine2.jpg

If you're not a pervert,
WHY ARE YOU READING MY CHEST?
8)

A Hooters Magazine, I wonder who'll be the centerfold?  ;)

Julia Hurley (R-TN) says Hooters helped her electoral bod, uh, bid!
:D

A Hooters Magazine, I wonder who'll be the centerfold?  ;)


I'm not sure whether I'm grateful or terrifed that I think even I could do a better job at it than this.  But since you asked, and since I get to cross another star off the list, and since it's good enough for a track this obscure:

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Just close your eyes and think of Captain Jack's 2002 electro-house cover of the 1981 original by the J. Geils band.  And be thankful I'm too busy to do it myself.

I bet this Hooters magazine is another way to get horny men to come into the restaurant. ::)

Julia Hurley (R-TN) says Hooters helped her electoral bod, uh, bid!
:D


I'll help with her electoral bod. ;)

i have one that's a couple years old. it's got bikini photo spreads and lots of talk about college football, cars and gadgets, human interest stories about guys who go to hooters for their 100th birthday, photo op with hooters waitresses kissing them on the cheek, that kind of thing. it's sorta like "maxim" or "stuff" but with worse writing.

I bet this Hooters magazine is another way to get horny men to come into the restaurant. ::)


If they can see photos in a magazine for $5 there wouldn't need to go in and buy $20 hot wings to see 'em.  It's not like they can touch them or anything.

i have one that's a couple years old. it's got bikini photo spreads and lots of talk about college football, cars and gadgets, human interest stories about guys who go to hooters for their 100th birthday, photo op with hooters waitresses kissing them on the cheek, that kind of thing. it's sorta like "maxim" or "stuff" but with worse writing.


Yeah, I go to Hooters for the hot wings, and I read Hooters for the articles!
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If they can see photos in a magazine for $5 there wouldn't need to go in and buy $20 hot wings to see 'em.  It's not like they can touch them or anything.


That'll be after you ask them for their phone number.  ;)

Yeah, I go to Hooters for the hot wings, and I read Hooters for the articles!
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yeah sure Max...  :D

Yeah, I go to Hooters for the hot wings, and I read Hooters for the articles!
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when I went to Hooters a couple weeks ago in Vegas, in order to get their Hooters Casino card http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A2KJkeyWsuJOmnQAdV6jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBtdXFkOWthBHNlYwNmcC1hdHRyaWIEc2xrA2ZpbWc-/SIG=122q78nbs/EXP=1323508502/**http%3a//184.168.98.253/images/owlrewards_ad.gif , they gave me 2hundred dollars I had to play in a $5 dollar slot machine, machines propbably rigged but i saw the bills, they looked genuine, but seriously, they have some of the best chicken wings you can get, but that's it, no legs, thighs or breasts on the menu, just wings!

when I went to Hooters a couple weeks ago in Vegas, in order to get their Hooters Casino card http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A2KJkeyWsuJOmnQAdV6jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBtdXFkOWthBHNlYwNmcC1hdHRyaWIEc2xrA2ZpbWc-/SIG=122q78nbs/EXP=1323508502/**http%3a//184.168.98.253/images/owlrewards_ad.gif , they gave me 2hundred dollars I had to play in a $5 dollar slot machine, machines propbably rigged but i saw the bills, they looked genuine, but seriously, they have some of the best chicken wings you can get, but that's it, no legs, thighs or breasts on the menu, just wings!


They oughtta serve owl meat too.  :P

They oughtta serve owl meat too.   :P


O RLY?

http://i.imgur.com/UW5nk.jpg

"Look at all the hoots I give!  None!  Zero hoots given!  (Come at me, bro!)"

http://www.idgonemad.net/orly1.jpg

This thread is now owl. I can tell from the feathers and from seeing quite a few owls in my time.

http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr138/Iapetus144/ClassyYaRly.jpg

I quite understand your disbelief, Sir, however, I must say that my previous claim is indeed truthful!

South Park kids are too young to go to Hooters, so they go to Raisins  http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/154313/how-to-be-a-raisins-girl

when I went to Hooters a couple weeks ago in Vegas, in order to get their Hooters Casino card http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A2KJkeyWsuJOmnQAdV6jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBtdXFkOWthBHNlYwNmcC1hdHRyaWIEc2xrA2ZpbWc-/SIG=122q78nbs/EXP=1323508502/**http%3a//184.168.98.253/images/owlrewards_ad.gif , they gave me 2hundred dollars I had to play in a $5 dollar slot machine, machines propbably rigged but i saw the bills, they looked genuine, but seriously, they have some of the best chicken wings you can get, but that's it, no legs, thighs or breasts on the menu, just wings!


you also forgot the hot women.  ;) :D

They oughtta serve owl meat too.   :P


maybe they should serve pigeon meat too.  ::)

This thread is now owl. I can tell from the feathers and from seeing quite a few owls in my time.

http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr138/Iapetus144/ClassyYaRly.jpg

I quite understand your disbelief, Sir, however, I must say that my previous claim is indeed truthful!


He stole that monacle from Mister Peanut.  ;D

you also forgot the hot women.  ;) :D
what hot women? oh! you mean those cute girls in the orange shorts and white tank tops.        I hardly noticed them  ::) 
I was there for the wings

what hot women? oh! you mean those cute girls in the orange shorts and white tank tops.        I hardly noticed them  ::) 
I was there for the wings


Buloney!  :P you can't possibly tell me that you didn't get a glance at them? LIAR! ::)

maybe they should serve pigeon meat too.  ::)


I hear that pigeon can be quite tasty if it is done as a fricasee...  :P

Buloney!  :P you can't possibly tell me that you didn't get a glance at them? LIAR! ::)
;D  ya got me there Howard, I did notice a couple of cute ones prancing around from table to table

This thread is now owl. I can tell from the feathers and from seeing quite a few owls in my time.


http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a97833_g294_11-m-and-m.jpg

I hear that pigeon can be quite tasty if it is done as a fricasee...  :P


But not at Hooters, all they serve are hot wings and blue cheese.

;D  ya got me there Howard, I did notice a couple of cute ones prancing around from table to table


C'mon every horny guy likes a little side boob.  ;)

http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a97833_g294_11-m-and-m.jpg


http://fatkidatcamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/owl-come-at-me-bro.jpg

Oh, it is on!

http://fatkidatcamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/owl-come-at-me-bro.jpg

Oh, it is on!


I thought that was a turkey at first. :-\\

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/kids/images/hooters.jpg

Sure beats Chuck E Cheese!
8)

I thought that was a turkey at first. :-\\


It's an owl/turkey or in simpler words= owkey

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/kids/images/hooters.jpg

Sure beats Chuck E Cheese!
8)


Chucky Cheese doesn't have hot sexy women in skimpy shirts with shorts.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_V5jYS8eezmU/S-vPrrbD3JI/AAAAAAAACh8/tJeoZqYLeKI/s1600/funny-picture-hooters-vs-feminists.jpg

Of course they're for decoration.  ;)

Um, Howard, I've got Gloria Steinem on the phone for you, and I think she's pissed.

Chucky Cheese doesn't have hot sexy women in skimpy shirts with shorts.


Exactly!

Um, Howard, I've got Gloria Steinem on the phone for you, and I think she's pissed.



Who? ???

Will there be Hooters news?

Will there be Hooters news?


Maybe a Hooters TV series too.  ;)

Who? ???
i dunno, some decorative chick, i think.

Maybe a Hooters TV series too.  ;)


Now that one I'd watch. ;)

Chucky Cheese doesn't have hot sexy women in skimpy shirts with shorts.


Hey, what happened to my pic?
;)

It's an owl/turkey or in simpler words= owkey


:)

Continuing with the owl theme...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZB7gSQRIuM

Don't be a dirty bird.  Give a Hoot!  Don't Pollute!  8)

http://www.hootersmagazine.com/hootersgirls.html

Good Lord, you wouldn't believe what's inside this magazine. :o

http://www.hootersmagazine.com/hootersgirls.html

Good Lord, you wouldn't believe what's inside this magazine. :o


Looks like a Sports Illustrated Swim Suit mag.

Looks like a Sports Illustrated Swim Suit mag.


I think they're promoting the hot women more than the restaurant itself.

I think they're promoting the hot women more than the restaurant itself.


Who goes to a strip club for the music?
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Who goes to a strip club for the music?
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when you have music inside the restaurant.

Who goes to a strip club for the music?
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i only notice it when it's weird and inappropriate, like one time when they played metallica's "The Shortest Straw" -- which has unfortunate overtones for the lone wolf demographic that tends to haunt strip clubs.

or really any miscellaneous metal or hard rock song that has the kind of beat that's impossible to dance to, and the girls just kinda start shuffling around, completely ignoring the music. takes the whole thing out of the moment.

i'm getting old though. last time i went to a strip club, all i could think about was how staring at all those naked asses was putting me off my cheeseburger.

i only notice it when it's weird and inappropriate, like one time when they played metallica's "The Shortest Straw" -- which has unfortunate overtones for the lone wolf demographic that tends to haunt strip clubs.

or really any miscellaneous metal or hard rock song that has the kind of beat that's impossible to dance to, and the girls just kinda start shuffling around, completely ignoring the music. takes the whole thing out of the moment.

i'm getting old though. last time i went to a strip club, all i could think about was how staring at all those naked asses was putting me off my cheeseburger.


I stopped going 'cos it didn't make no sense to pay for the blue balls!
:-[

i'm getting old though. last time i went to a strip club, all i could think about was how staring at all those naked asses was putting me off my cheeseburger.


Yo dawg,

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XCJ62cJhAPU/TBwHz6FE4gI/AAAAAAAAHLQ/YM2vgBdpnK4/s1600/assburger.jpg

Safest-for-work result I could find, I swear!

http://www.kylejarrett.com/blogs/ass-burgers/assburgers.png

They call us Ass Burgers only because we've figured out:
1.  Other people suck.
2.  It's all a bunch of bullsh*t anyway.
3.  Why play with others when you can play with yourself?
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i'm getting old though. last time i went to a strip club, all i could think about was how staring at all those naked asses was putting me off my cheeseburger

Last time I went to a strip club was a long time ago and this naked goth woman yelled at the both of us, I was with a friend at the time and I ran out of dollar bills to put up her g-string so we had no choice but to leave.

I stopped going 'cos it didn't make no sense to pay for the blue balls!
:-[


Maybe you'll want to go again in the near future.

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/kids/images/hooters.jpg

Sure beats Chuck E Cheese!
8)
;D his mom will never let dad plan the party again

;D his mom will never let dad plan the party again


Nothing establishes brand loyalty like a HUGE pair of jugs!
:)

Nothing establishes brand loyalty like a HUGE pair of jugs!
:)


That's what Hooters is all about The BOOBS!  ;)

;D his mom will never let dad plan the party again


Maybe he should try Goldfingers instead.  ;D

Do people with self-esteem read this magazine?

Do people with self-esteem read this magazine?


No, guys who are horny READ this magazine.  ;)