Michelle Duggar is pregnant again!

See the announcement here

God, that's nasty.

I heard that they do not expect the delivery to be very difficult...

Holy Cow!  :o

I heard that they do not expect the delivery to be very difficult...


Of course not.  She's used to keeping her legs open.

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Because a hot dog and a hallway was too cliche.

Heard this on the view then, purely by coincidence, saw the ep with the announcement while channel surfing.

Michelle was talking about god wanting her to have another kid.
I'm thinking, the last pregnancy was rough. The baby was about 2lbs. Wasn't that a sign that maybe they should stop?!?

Michelle was talking about god wanting her to have another kid.




I worked with a guy with 16.  He said the same thing.  ::)

Well at her age, Mrs. Duggar should think about getting her remaining eggs harvested and frozen so that she can still have more children via surrogates, perhaps well into her eighties.  Sounds like hubby has an ample supply of DNA too.

Of course not.  She's used to keeping her legs open.


;D

Heard this on the view then, purely by coincidence, saw the ep with the announcement while channel surfing.

Michelle was talking about god wanting her to have another kid.
I'm thinking, the last pregnancy was rough. The baby was about 2lbs. Wasn't that a sign that maybe they should stop?!?


This sounds like the fairy tale The Old Lady who lived in a shoe she had so many children didn't know what to do.

Look at her pictures. Her mouth is smiling, her eyes are frantic.

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This sounds like the fairy tale The Old Lady who lived in a shoe she had so many children didn't know what to do.


I don't recall the song that it is from but I recall a number from the 80s with these lyrics

There was an old woman
Who lived in a shoe
She had so many children
She didn't know what to do

It's women like that
That make me grunt
You'd have thought by now
She'd have sewn up her ****

And I thought of it when I read this announcement!

Well as long as they can afford to raise all those kiddies, I got no problem.  My great grandmother was one of 17 children.  :o

The Duggars are not like some of these families where you got 7 kids from 8 different fathers, the mother has spent her life on the dole and the fathers are nowhere to be found.

I don't recall the song that it is from but I recall a number from the 80s with these lyrics

There was an old woman
Who lived in a shoe
She had so many children
She didn't know what to do

It's women like that
That make me grunt
You'd have thought by now
She'd have sewn up her ****

And I thought of it when I read this announcement!


;D

Bitch is having a C-section anyways.  Her snatch is too worn out to deliver normally.

Sort of off topic, but kind of related to Duggars and the whole quiverful/fundie movement: I find it amusing how some of these folk say that children are God's blessings and we shouldn't mess with what He wants, yet they have no problem going in for infertility treatments.  Wouldn't getting those treatments be messing with what God wants?  Maybe he doesn't want your scary, patriarchal asses having kids.

I don't recall the song that it is from but I recall a number from the 80s with these lyrics

There was an old woman
Who lived in a shoe
She had so many children
She didn't know what to do

It's women like that
That make me grunt
You'd have thought by now
She'd have sewn up her ****

And I thought of it when I read this announcement!



HAHA Good one Karen  ;D

Well as long as they can afford to raise all those kiddies, I got no problem.  My great grandmother was one of 17 children.   :o

The Duggars are not like some of these families where you got 7 kids from 8 different fathers, the mother has spent her life on the dole and the fathers are nowhere to be found.


That would be one hell of a family tree. :o

Bitch is having a C-section anyways.  Her snatch is too worn out to deliver normally.

Sort of off topic, but kind of related to Duggars and the whole quiverful/fundie movement: I find it amusing how some of these folk say that children are God's blessings and we shouldn't mess with what He wants, yet they have no problem going in for infertility treatments.  Wouldn't getting those treatments be messing with what God wants?  Maybe he doesn't want your scary, patriarchal asses having kids.


Agreed. Ya just can't have it both ways.

There is something weird, a disrespectful, that they named all their kids with a first name starting with J(as in Jim Bob), but not one starting with M(as in Michelle).  Scary passive aggressive.

There is something weird, a disrespectful, that they named all their kids with a first name starting with J(as in Jim Bob), but not one starting with M(as in Michelle).  Scary passive aggressive.


Kinda liKe Kris, Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kendall, and Kylie  ;D

There is something weird, a disrespectful, that they named all their kids with a first name starting with J(as in Jim Bob), but not one starting with M(as in Michelle).  Scary passive aggressive.


Her son has two kids and they both have the M names. 

http://blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Funny-Pregnant-Barbie-Demotivational-Poster.jpg

Kinda liKe Kris, Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kendall, and Kylie   ;D


Of all the letters in the alphabet why choose the letter K?

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http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/midge-pregnant-barbie.jpg

;D

http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/midge-pregnant-barbie.jpg

;D


That picture is just sooo disturbing. I can't put my finger on why it's so disturbing!  :o

Kinda liKe Kris, Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kendall, and Kylie   ;D


You neglected to mention Rob.

That picture is just sooo disturbing. I can't put my finger on why it's so disturbing!  :o


That's pregnant Barbie.

That picture is just sooo disturbing. I can't put my finger on why it's so disturbing!  :o


Because Ruth handler named  barbie and Ken after her daughter and son, Barbara & Kenneth. Therefore, technically being siblings, barbie and Ken should've never hooked up.

Because Ruth handler named  barbie and Ken after her daughter and son, Barbara & Kenneth. Therefore, technically being siblings, barbie and Ken should've never hooked up.


They should've just become Friends With Benefits.  :D

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something to show Michelle Duggar.  ;D

They should've just become Friends With Benefits.  :D


they are brother and sister howard....it's incest no matter how you slice it.

they are brother and sister howard....it's incest no matter how you slice it.



Whoa Sorry about that.  :-[

Whoa Sorry about that.  :-[


Well technically it would not have been incest.  Ken and Barbie were dolls.  :P

Well technically it would not have been incest.  Ken and Barbie were dolls.  :P


they are still crafted out of siblings so yeah... they are incestuous by proxy or in effigy or something...

Well technically it would not have been incest.  Ken and Barbie were dolls.  :P


dolls can have sex too.

dolls can have sex too.



we're not talking about what you do in the privacy of your bedroom Howard  :P  :D

dolls can have sex too.


Nah, they're not too good at foreplay and there's not much pillow talk afterwards.
:-\\

Nah, they're not too good at foreplay and there's not much pillow talk afterwards.
:-\\


I thought that's how you guys preferred it.  :-\\

we're not talking about what you do in the privacy of your bedroom Howard  :P  :D


;D

Nah, they're not too good at foreplay and there's not much pillow talk afterwards.
:-\\


They both have plastic genitals.

I thought that's how you guys preferred it.  :-\\


Nah,we just have sex then leave the bed afterwards or maybe just have a smoke.

I thought that's how you guys preferred it.  :-\\


Touche!
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They both have plastic genitals.


no they don't

Nah,we just have sex then leave the bed afterwards or maybe just have a smoke.


so......that is how you guys prefer it  ::)

no they don't



Then I want my money back!
>:(

Then I want my money back!
>:(


;D

dolls can have sex too.



we're not talking about what you do in the privacy of your bedroom Howard  :P  :D


Hmm.

I could take the high road here:  We haven't brought Shakespeare into play in a while around here, and we have a Michelle Duggar thread involving a motivational poster of Pregnant Barbie with her distended belly removed as though by surgery, an inbred fetus still wriggling inside, in a thread about Quiverfulls raising armies of God, the fact that no kids in the family are named with an "M", and some old prophecy that "none of woman born" shall harm Macbeth.  

Or I could just take the easy way out.

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I'll have you know they're action figures, be thankful I took the low road, and knock next time, dammit!

no they don't



Oh really? And you never had a Barbie before?  ::)

Well as long as they can afford to raise all those kiddies, I got no problem.  My great grandmother was one of 17 children.  :o

The Duggars are not like some of these families where you got 7 kids from 8 different fathers, the mother has spent her life on the dole and the fathers are nowhere to be found.
That they can...they live debt-free and always have, even BEFORE the show :o


Oh really? And you never had a Barbie before?  ::)
Ken has NOTHING even REMOTELY resembling "genitals" and boobs don't count, Howard, so NO, they DON'T have genitals! (I used to have BOTH Barbie & Ken...Skipper and the black friend-sorry, can't remember her name-too, if anyone is keeping count ;))

Ken has NOTHING even REMOTELY resembling "genitals" and boobs don't count, Howard, so NO, they DON'T have genitals!


And that's entirely the problem!

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Now Babs meets Roy at the beach one day,
He thinks her swimsuit's A-OK!
Roy has matching clothes of his own,
And they kiss goodnight when he takes Babs home.
Babs and Roy get wed in May,
And get their own home right away.
Babs gets a vacuum and a washing machine,
And dishes and clothes and a house to clean!
Roy's new secretary sparks romance,
In a see-through blouse and red-hot pants,
But Bab's irate about his date,
And the speedilly, legally speparate,
Babs' psychiatrist eventually evokes,
That her mother bought her fancy clothes
But never held her close,
Roy tells Jim that the marriage was a failure
Cos neither he nor Babs has any genitalia!

(Now Babs and Roy are made by B&B,
Accessories and dolls sold separately!)

  - The Groove Tube, 1974.

Oh really? And you never had a Barbie before?  ::)


Like mama said, boobs are not genitals....so I stand by my original comment.  ::)


Btw way Kim you're either talking about Christie,unless it was 1980, the it coulda been black barbie  ;)

Well, not the smoking part,


Howard you're still missing the point of my initial comment to Max's post but more importantly.....

For me, I just want to take all of my 37 years of frustration on some girl one day.


..that sounds an awful like rape  :o :-\\

That they can...they live debt-free and always have, even BEFORE the show :o
Ken has NOTHING even REMOTELY resembling "genitals" and boobs don't count, Howard, so NO, they DON'T have genitals! (I used to have BOTH Barbie & Ken...Skipper and the black friend-sorry, can't remember her name-too, if anyone is keeping count ;))


Well then, someone should talk to Mattel.

Howard you're still missing the point of my initial comment to Max's post but more importantly.....


..that sounds an awful like rape  :o :-\\


Sorry that was a bit too much.  :-[

Well then, someone should talk to Mattel.


No.  I think the majority of parents would prefer they have no genitalia.  They are marketed towards young kids. 

Sorry that was a bit too much.  :-[


Howard deleting something doesn't make it go away

Like mama said, boobs are not genitals....so I stand by my original comment.  ::)


Btw way Kim you're either talking about Christie,unless it was 1980, the it coulda been black barbie  ;)
It must've been Christie because I'm pretty sure it was Skipper's friend, she didn't have boobies~LOL!

It must've been Christie because I'm pretty sure it was Skipper's friend, she didn't have boobies~LOL!


Christie had boobs....maybe you had a black skipper....either way GOOD FOR YOU! YOUR BARBIES HAD BLACK FRIENDS!!!! YAY!!!  ;D 

when I worked at Toys R Us there was a habit of placing the white dolls in the front and hiding the black ones... whenever I had free time, or when I "cleaned" that aisle at closing, I would "face" as many black dolls as I could.  Once I almost succeeded in making the entire aisle look as tho we only had black dolls in stock  ;D      to this day, when I go in a toy store, if I don't see any black dolls showing, I will find them and move them so they are displayed on the shelf.  8) 

Well then, someone should talk to Mattel.


howard I'm a little concerned that you want barbies to be anatomically correct..... maybe you should consult a professionalabout your obsessions.....
:-\\

howard I'm a little concerned that you want barbies to be anatomically correct..... maybe you should consult a professionalabout your obsessions.....
:-\\


Mayebe Howard is just a stickler for detail.

No.  I think the majority of parents would prefer they have no genitalia.  They are marketed towards young kids. 


kids need to learn someday.

Howard deleting something doesn't make it go away


I was embarassed from what I wrote.

kids need to learn someday.


they will learn... on the streets or from their friends in school or from TV just like we did  ;D

howard I'm a little concerned that you want barbies to be anatomically correct..... maybe you should consult a professionalabout your obsessions.....
:-\\


Nah, I'm done with therapy as of 4 years ago.

I was embarassed from what I wrote.


then think before you post....

they will learn... on the streets or from their friends in school or from TV just like we did  ;D


the old fashioned way.

then think before you post....


Yes, I sure will.

howard I'm a little concerned that you want barbies to be anatomically correct..... maybe you should consult a professionalabout your obsessions.....
:-\\


Karma

kids need to learn someday.


My daughter played with Barbies at 3.  I would have been very angry if they were anatomically correct.  I am a firm believer that kids should learn that stuff from their parents, not their dolls.

Karma



thx  ;D

thx  ;D


Welcome :D

My daughter played with Barbies at 3.  I would have been very angry if they were anatomically correct.  I am a firm believer that kids should learn that stuff from their parents, not their dolls.


I remember getting the anatomically correct Baby Joey doll (all in the family) and I was so confused!  ;D

Like mama said, boobs are not genitals....so I stand by my original comment.  ::)


Btw way Kim you're either talking about Christie,unless it was 1980, the it coulda been black barbie  ;)


My sister and I shared  The Julia Barbie, she was the first celebrity Barbie.  For those who don't know Julia was a T.V. That starred Diahann Carroll.

My sister and I shared  The Julia Barbie, she was the first celebrity Barbie.  For those who don't know Julia was a T.V. That starred Diahann Carroll.



I still have my julia doll!!!! she's one of my faves. I wanted to get the re-issued edition when it came out a couple yrs ago but it didn't happen

The never ever will tell them about uterine prolapse.  I didn't hear about it until I read about it in a book, when I was 50! 

The never ever will tell them about uterine prolapse.  I didn't hear about it until I read about it in a book, when I was 50! 


do tell.....this is the first I'm hearing of it.

do tell.....this is the first I'm hearing of it.



In plain language, when you have a lot of kids your muscles inside turn to jello.  The muscles no longer hold up your uterus and every once in a while it just falls out.  They have a thing called a uterine mesh sling that is inserted to keep it in place. 

Not ready for that, were you?    :o

In plain language, when you have a lot of kids your muscles inside turn to jello.  The muscles no longer hold up your uterus and every once in a while it just falls out.  They have a thing called a uterine mesh sling that is inserted to keep it in place. 




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I haven't had any kids so I don't have no need for waterworks!  ;D

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It's better than having your uterus drag on the sidewalk! 

Is that your uterus ma'am?

Uhhh, no, it's my Aunt Matilda's.  I was just returning it to her!
:D

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For someone who'd never heard of it before, you certainly found a nice .GIF of it! :)

For someone who'd never heard of it before, you certainly found a nice .GIF of it! :)



;D  thanks!

I haven't had any kids so I don't have no need for waterworks!  ;D


Well, I only have had two so hopefully that problem skips me.


It's better than having your uterus drag on the sidewalk! 

Is that your uterus ma'am?

Uhhh, no, it's my Aunt Matilda's.  I was just returning it to her!
:D


;D

Well, I only have had two so hopefully that problem skips me.

;D


I just learned something I did not know... 

I just learned something I did not know... 


What?  The two kids part?  I gave one up for adoption 21 years ago.  :)

What?  The two kids part?  I gave one up for adoption 21 years ago.  :)


I didn't know that... :)

My daughter played with Barbies at 3.  I would have been very angry if they were anatomically correct.  I am a firm believer that kids should learn that stuff from their parents, not their dolls.


I admit, I used to play with Barbies myself when I was 3 in 1977, I was curious.

I haven't had any kids so I don't have no need for waterworks!  ;D


I don't want kids.

I didn't know that... :)


Well, now you have another thing to add to your list of "Dagny Trivia" ;D



I admit, I used to play with Barbies myself when I was 3 in 1977, I was curious.


Nothing wrong with playing with Barbies.  The lady who babysat my daughter had a son that played with them until he was 11. 

Well, now you have another thing to add to your list of "Dagny Trivia" ;D


Nothing wrong with playing with Barbies.  The lady who babysat my daughter had a son that played with them until he was 11. 


I was a kid, what did I know they were for little girls.

I was a kid, what did I know they were for little girls.


I don't know why your response to what I said was this, Howard.  I am the one that just got through saying it didn't matter if boys play with Barbies. 

Well, now you have another thing to add to your list of "Dagny Trivia" ;D


Nothing wrong with playing with Barbies.  The lady who babysat my daughter had a son that played with them until he was 11. 


I'd give him a dozen M-80s and a carton of smokes for his birthday.  He'd forget about those Barbies awful fast!
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