http://www.foxnews.mobi/quickPage.html?page=22995&external=1199003.proteus.fma

Seems JB is accused in a paternity suit that claims he impregnated a fan during a 30-second :o tryst.

That's gotta be embarrassing...   :-[

I guess it's possible but I doubt it...then again if I were the girl I don't think I would come forward unless I was pretty certain. Weird.  :D

If it turns out he is the father he could have a case against her since he was under-age.

Is it weird, I thought JB was gay?  :o

Is it weird, I thought JB was gay?  :o


No, just men who like him.  ;)

Is it weird, I thought JB was gay?  :o


No, no, no...you're thinking of Joe Jonas!!  ;D

Is it weird, I thought JB was gay?  :o


Who says he isn't? :D

All The Beib has to do is go for a DNA test, eh? ???

Is it weird, I thought JB was gay?  :o


Nah,he's heterosexual. ;)

All The Beib has to do is go for a DNA test, eh? ???


He should take one and then be on Jerry Springer the next week.  ;D

He should take one and then be on Jerry Springer the next week.  ;D


You are NOT the Beiber!  ;D

http://rsrc.psychologytoday.com/files/imagecache/article-inline-half/blogs/36698/2011/04/58203-50824.jpg

You are NOT the Beiber!   ;D

http://rsrc.psychologytoday.com/files/imagecache/article-inline-half/blogs/36698/2011/04/58203-50824.jpg


Then have Selena come out and start fighting.  ;D

Then have Selena come out and start fighting.  ;D


Justin Bieber would party with her ...

http://www.whitegadget.com/attachments/pc-wallpapers/65622d1313040500-selena-gomez-selena-gomez-sexy.jpg

Howard, you are old enough to be her father.  That's gross.

Howard, you are old enough to be her father.  That's gross.


Don't worry,I was just kidding.

Howard, you are old enough to be her father.  That's gross.


Don't worry,I was just kidding.


Looks like I missed the offending post.  What did Howard say? ???

Looks like I missed the offending post.  What did Howard say? ???


about partying with Selena Gomez and she said I was too old for her, old enough to be her father but I was joking around, I know better than to date someone 20 years younger than me.

The correct way to say it is:  "If I were 20 years younger, I'd tap that like a winning croquet shot" :D

But she is very young, and we are all going to hell lol

I know better than to date someone 20 years younger than me.


I don't.  I was out with a gal 21 years younger than me a few months ago...  :P

I don't.  I was out with a gal 21 years younger than me a few months ago...  :P


I used to date someone who was older than me,We broke up in October 2001, and I used to date someone who was younger than me, We broke up in February 2008.

As some one said about that Alfie character in the UK --

Beiber's barely old enough to change his own pants, let alone somebody else's!
:D

As some one said about that Alfie character in the UK --

Beiber's barely old enough to change his own pants, let alone somebody else's!
:D


;D

Bieber's too young to have a kid, plus he still lives with his parents.

Looks like Biebs is off the hook.  The baby's mother has dropped her lawsuit.

Looks like Biebs is off the hook.  The baby's mother has dropped her lawsuit.


It's about time. ::)

In her complaint, Ms Yeater claimed the two had sex for 30 seconds in a backstage bathroom after she attended a Bieber concert in Los Angeles in October 2010.

I'd deny it too, but who's counting, eh, Justin?
:-[

In her complaint, Ms Yeater claimed the two had sex for 30 seconds in a backstage bathroom after she attended a Bieber concert in Los Angeles in October 2010.

I'd deny it too, but who's counting, eh, Justin?
:-[


sex does not take 30 seconds, it takes hours, you have to pleasure her in every way shape or form possible, but 30 seconds? please!  ::)

sex does not take 30 seconds, it takes hours, you have to pleasure her in every way shape or form possible, but 30 seconds? please!  ::)


Hours?  If it takes hours you are doing something wrong...BUT, none of that matters to making a baby, which can take only seconds and it is the baby we are concerned about.  If he is Justins then he has the right to know, if not he has the right to know that, too.

sex does not take 30 seconds, it takes hours, you have to pleasure her in every way shape or form possible, but 30 seconds? please!  ::)


30 seconds... sounds like maybe he was focused on pleasuring himself.  ;)

30 seconds... sounds like maybe he was focused on pleasuring himself.   ;)


When you're 17, you're embarrassed because it's over in 30 seconds.  When you're 57, you're embarrassed because you ain't half way there in 30 minutes!

Yep, the missus could order a pizza before you'n get the juices flowing!
:P

Yep, the missus could order a pizza before you'n get the juices flowing! :P


Back in 1995, there was this thing called USENET, and on it, the following exchange took place:


"Want it hot? Want it bad? Want it now? call me 1-800-xxx-xxxx,Linda"


And I laughed so hard at the response


WOW...Linda must work for Pizza Hut.


...that I remembered it 16 years later.  (It's about 16-and-a-half years and 33 minutes late, so it's free, but now, dear reader, I bring this lul to you.)

30 seconds... sounds like maybe he was focused on pleasuring himself.   ;)


that part takes less than a minute.

When you're 17, you're embarrassed because it's over in 30 seconds.  When you're 57, you're embarrassed because you ain't half way there in 30 minutes!

Yep, the missus could order a pizza before you'n get the juices flowing!
:P


that's what happens when you reach old age, you can't get it up as you used to.

What I like about this thread is how Howard talks so knowledgably about sex

What I like about this thread is how Howard talks so knowledgably about sex


Sorry Karen, back on topic.

What I like about this thread is how Howard talks so knowledgably about sex


I can tell you about the surface of the moon even though I've never been there...