News wires are abuzz with the news (apparently confirmed by Dina Lohan) that starlet Lindsay Lohan is in negotiations to do a spread in Playboy sometime soon.  Asking price is $1,000,000.  :o

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/25/lindsay-lohan-playboy-career_n_1031202.html

I wonder what could be in the photo spread that we have not already seen? ???

Gross.  Playboy is really reaching these days.

Maybe it was a misprint?  $10.00 would be closer the worth.

I'll definately get that issue.  Should be a bathroom read.  Might as well read some shit while I take a dump :D

I'll definately get that issue.  Should be a bathroom read.  Might as well read some shit while I take a dump :D


But how can you be on the toilet taking a dump while viewing her spread,I mean you can't do both. :D

But how can you be on the toilet taking a dump while viewing her spread,I mean you can't do both. :D


I'll be doing my own spread

I'll be doing my own spread


ok then...  :P

I can't wait,hope it's a good spread.  ;)

I can't wait,hope it's a good spread.  ;)


Not bloody likely.

The court ordered her to work in a morgue.  She didn't show up.

The court ordered her to work in a morgue.  She didn't show up.



She was there.  She was just on the slab. :D

Lindsay Lohan is psycho! God, I can't stand her! She's so spoiled.  >:( ;)

But how can you be on the toilet taking a dump while viewing her spread,I mean you can't do both. :D


No, even Hustler had its limits.

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Moving on, South Park was three years early and got the starlet's name wrong, but it appears the corn harvest will be good this year.

This photo shoot could end up rejuvenating her career.

Perhaps she could become a spokesmodel for products like the Shake Weight or the Batter Blaster.  ;)

The court ordered her to work in a morgue.  She didn't show up.




So maybe she'll do her spread in a morgue? ;D :o

She was there.  She was just on the slab. :D


on some guy's meat?  :D

This photo shoot could end up rejuvenating her career.

Perhaps she could become a spokesmodel for products like the Shake Weight or the Batter Blaster.  ;)


But she can't do it alone.  ;)

Hugh Hefner was just on The Insider and said that the photo spread is indeed full nude and classy.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif

Hef never does anything halfway...

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/393911/thumbs/r-LINDSAY-LOHAN-HUGH-HEFNER-large570.jpg

Hugh Hefner was just on The Insider and said that the photo spread is indeed full nude and classy.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif

Hef never does anything halfway...

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/393911/thumbs/r-LINDSAY-LOHAN-HUGH-HEFNER-large570.jpg


Yeah right  ::) Her pictures will be tasteful? We'll see about that in January 2012.

Yeah right  ::) Her pictures will be tasteful? We'll see about that in January 2012.


Well it coulda been worse.  Like one of those Hustler scratch 'n' sniff layouts.  ;D

http://static.eprofeel.com/salons/c/1/442d/hustler.jpg

Well it coulda been worse.  Like one of those Hustler scratch 'n' sniff layouts.   ;D

http://static.eprofeel.com/salons/c/1/442d/hustler.jpg


scratch and sniff Lindsay? Uh No way!  8-P

She's not an ugly girl.  When she's not on drugs and alcohol, and actually looks cleaned up, she is a very attractive lady.  I'd totally tap that like a winning croquet shot

She's not an ugly girl.  When she's not on drugs and alcohol, and actually looks cleaned up, she is a very attractive lady.  I'd totally tap that like a winning croquet shot


I just wish she wasn't so crazy. ::)

She's not an ugly girl.  When she's not on drugs and alcohol, and actually looks cleaned up, she is a very attractive lady.  I'd totally tap that like a winning croquet shot


I'd hit that like Apollo Creed...

She's not an ugly girl.  When she's not on drugs and alcohol, and actually looks cleaned up, she is a very attractive lady.  I'd totally tap that like a winning croquet shot


stop talking the talk and walk the walk,Do something about it.  :P

I'd hit that like Apollo Creed...


I'd take all my 37 years of sexual fustrations all out on her until she's drained. :D

i kinda like lindsay lohan.

I'd like to see a sneak preview of what's to come.  ;)

i kinda like lindsay lohan.


then why don't you date her.  :D

then why don't you date her.  :D
ok, i will!

ok, i will!


Can you handle her smoking and drinking?  :D

Yeah right  ::) Her pictures will be tasteful? We'll see about that in January 2012.


She looks like she's pressed up against plate glass!

She looks like she's pressed up against plate glass!


Sounds like she's gonna do a "Pittsburgh Platter" layout then...  ;D

She looks like she's pressed up against plate glass!


one question, Will "it" be airbrushed?  ;)

Sounds like she's gonna do a "Pittsburgh Platter" layout then...  ;D




You bring the Windex!

You bring the Windex!


Why Windex? That has alcohol. ;D

You bring the Windex!



Why Windex? That has alcohol. ;D


The heck with Windex®.  I'll be bringing the cooking oil.  That girl has Wessonality.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTSi8WPztwL3W50K-EMGBQoIKDyO4Jtd66nls6vqsVzg2AVm1xSJYzndICa

The heck with Windex®.  I'll be bringing the cooking oil.  That girl has Wessonality.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTSi8WPztwL3W50K-EMGBQoIKDyO4Jtd66nls6vqsVzg2AVm1xSJYzndICa


So you're saying you'd like to toss her salad?  ;D

So you're saying you'd like to toss her salad?  ;D


Uh, not really.  But all that oil would help with all the action.

Lindsay Lohan is alright looking, just do not watch her in the Parent Trap remake.  I felt like a dirty old sicko :(

Lindsay Lohan is alright looking, just do not watch her in the Parent Trap remake.  I felt like a dirty old sicko :(


If you buy Playboy you might get to, you know, see her "parent trap"!
:-\\

The heck with Windex®.  I'll be bringing the cooking oil.  That girl has Wessonality.


Y'all know he ain't messin' when he breaks out the Wesson!

If you buy Playboy you might get to, you know, see her "parent trap"!
:-\\
:o

Uh, not really.  But all that oil would help with all the action.


I don't think she needs oil.

If you buy Playboy you might get to, you know, see her "parent trap"!
:-\\


nothing to see, They're all airbrushed.

nothing to see, They're all airbrushed.


If I was Larry Flynt, I'd call Lohan's agent and offer double what Hef's offering!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/headbang.gif

If I was Larry Flynt, I'd call Lohan's agent and offer double what Hef's offering!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/headbang.gif


If I was Larry Flynt, I'd be over at the Hustler Club in Monroe OH about now...  ;D

Sounds like she's gonna do a "Pittsburgh Platter" layout then...  ;D


In Canada, that's a Pressed Ham (and if Larry Flynt is involved, maybe there'll be gravy.)

If I was Larry Flynt, I'd call Lohan's agent and offer double what Hef's offering!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/headbang.gif


I'd have Lindsey pose nude in Oui! magazine.

If I was Larry Flynt, I'd be over at the Hustler Club in Monroe OH about now...   ;D


and you'd do more than just party!

In Canada, that's a Pressed Ham (and if Larry Flynt is involved, maybe there'll be gravy.)


white gravy...  ;D

I've seen the pics online save your money/time.  It's an ultra-softcore sendup of the classic Marilyn Monroe PB centerfold.  Pancaked circus clown makeup.  Even the airbrushing is substandard and cheap.
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/cwm10.gif

Lindsay should watch her back, caz somebody is gonna kill her if she isn't careful.

I've seen the pics online save your money/time.  It's an ultra-softcore sendup of the classic Marilyn Monroe PB centerfold.  Pancaked circus clown makeup.  Even the airbrushing is substandard and cheap.
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/cwm10.gif


You sound disappointed.  ;D

The 'Marilyn Spread' has been done to death. And if you want to see airbrushing to the extreme, check out Colbie Calliat's nude pictoral from Allure Mag. 'twas more of a painting than a photo.  ::)

I've seen the pics online save your money/time.  It's an ultra-softcore sendup of the classic Marilyn Monroe PB centerfold.  Pancaked circus clown makeup.  Even the airbrushing is substandard and cheap.
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/cwm10.gif


Hey but she has a nice ass, she can't deny that.  ;)

I've seen the pics online save your money/time.  It's an ultra-softcore sendup of the classic Marilyn Monroe PB centerfold.  Pancaked circus clown makeup.  Even the airbrushing is substandard and cheap.
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/cwm10.gif


http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/12/09/1209-lindsay-lohan-ex-2.jpg

Lindsay's Playboy Shoot

The ONLY Non-Airbrushed Shot

Lo and behold ... the only surviving shot from the Lindsay Lohan Playboy photo shoot that hasn't been touched up by professionals ... and it might be the best one of the entire spread.

The pic was taken behind the scenes during Lindsay's 2-day shoot back in November -- right before she disrobed for a Marilyn Monroe-inspired spread.

The final shoots were leaked onto the web yesterday -- and while Lindsay looks good, it's obvious they were photoshopped like a mutha.

So, we gotta ask ...

Vote: http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/10/lindsay-lohan-playboy-photo/





Dan

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/12/09/1209-lindsay-lohan-ex-2.jpg

Lindsay's Playboy Shoot

The ONLY Non-Airbrushed Shot

Lo and behold ... the only surviving shot from the Lindsay Lohan Playboy photo shoot that hasn't been touched up by professionals ... and it might be the best one of the entire spread.

The pic was taken behind the scenes during Lindsay's 2-day shoot back in November -- right before she disrobed for a Marilyn Monroe-inspired spread.

The final shoots were leaked onto the web yesterday -- and while Lindsay looks good, it's obvious they were photoshopped like a mutha.

So, we gotta ask ...

Vote: http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/10/lindsay-lohan-playboy-photo/





Dan


Wow Dan 50% wants yes and the other 50 wants No. How about that?  :o

She's hot, but when is she going to realize she might not be as famous as Marilyn Monroe? ::)

Lindsay should watch her back, caz somebody is gonna kill her if she isn't careful.
 

WTF?
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/icon_scratch.gif

 

WTF?
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/icon_scratch.gif


I didn't get it either.  ;D

 

WTF?
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/icon_scratch.gif


HUH? watch her back?  ???

She's hot, but when is she going to realize she might not be as famous as Marilyn Monroe? ::)


or doesn't realize that she doesn't have the body like her either.

next stop: hardcore porn with Samantha Ronson. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/grinser/grinning-smiley-003.gif  ;D

or doesn't realize that she doesn't have the body like her either.


I know, huh?

or doesn't realize that she doesn't have the body like her either.


Oh, Lindsay is waaaaaaaay hotter than MM.  In today's market, MM would barely register on the hot-O-meter.

Oh, Lindsay is waaaaaaaay hotter than MM.  In today's market, MM would barely register on the hot-O-meter.


At her age, nah. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5L213Ip_Dg4/SiQ6uabQyaI/AAAAAAAAEMo/Ng30FOSLjEc/s400/marilyn+monroe+old.jpg

Oh, Lindsay is waaaaaaaay hotter than MM.  In today's market, MM would barely register on the hot-O-meter.


Why, because MM was shaped like a woman, not a 14-year-old boy?
::)

Why, because MM was shaped like a woman, not a 14-year-old boy?
::)


and she never smoked cigarettes.

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Dan

IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS!!!

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Dan


Wow she has had such bad luck lately.

Why, because MM was shaped like a woman, not a 14-year-old boy?
::)


Yeah, for starters.

Wow she has had such bad luck lately.


The purse was returned minus $10,000 cash...

http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/11/lindsay-lohan-purse-returned/




Dan

The purse was returned minus $10,000 cash...

http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/11/lindsay-lohan-purse-returned/




Dan


minus the $10,000? wow someone had a good time.  :o  ;D