News reports today indicate that Hugh Hefner has lined up a second girlfriend since his fiancee left him standing at the altar (so to speak).

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20506045,00.html

Just a few days after calling his new "best girl" Anna Sophia Berglund, "one in a million," Hefner announced an additional gal pal, who he calls "darling."


Man, ol' Hef really knows how to party Big Willy Style.    ;D

Hef will stay busy even if they have to deliver his Viagra by rail car!
8)

Hef will be staying erectile till he's 100.

Honestly I think he needs to get some dignity, put some actual clothes on, and turn the mansion\empire either over to a new generation or even into a museum. While being invited to the mansion meant you've made it back in the 80's, today the place seems icky and creepy.


Well,he's the man and he can dress how he feels,he makes a lot of money and can get any girl he wants.

Well,he's the man and he can dress how he feels,he makes a lot of money and can get any girl he wants.


That doesn't make him wonderful.  He is nothing more than a creepy old man.  I don't care how much money he has, it is still creepy for an 80 something year old man to be dating/marrying 20 somethings.

Honestly I think he needs to get some dignity, put some actual clothes on, and turn the mansion\empire either over to a new generation or even into a museum. While being invited to the mansion meant you've made it back in the 80's, today the place seems icky and creepy.
Without Hef, the mansion is simply a big old house with a condom dispenser in every room.

Hef IS Playboy Magazine.  He's an institution like Joe Paterno, or Senator Byrd.  People can't get enough of him and his lifestyle.  So he'll keep his schtick going until he croaks.

Underneath that silk smoking jacket is the dude who was into civil rights long before it was fashionable so ya gotta give him props for that.

I don't wonder about Hef partying with the 20-year-olds as much as I wonder about them doing HIM.  I mean, damn... those chicks are hot and could score with lots of wealthy men who are not 60 years older than them.  :o

That doesn't make him wonderful.  He is nothing more than a creepy old man.  I don't care how much money he has, it is still creepy for an 80 something year old man to be dating/marrying 20 somethings.


It's like "rocking the cradle".

This symbol will live on forever.

http://th62.photobucket.com/albums/h94/DunklerEngel/th_Bunny_Symbol.jpg

Without Hef, the mansion is simply a big old house with a condom dispenser in every room.

Hef IS Playboy Magazine.  He's an institution like Joe Paterno, or Senator Byrd.  People can't get enough of him and his lifestyle.  So he'll keep his schtick going until he croaks.

Underneath that silk smoking jacket is the dude who was into civil rights long before it was fashionable so ya gotta give him props for that.

I don't wonder about Hef partying with the 20-year-olds as much as I wonder about them doing HIM.  I mean, damn... those chicks are hot and could score with lots of wealthy men who are not 60 years older than them.  :o


And it ain't like he's cruising around in a van abducting 20-year-old chicks.  They work for the "privilege" of partying with Hef.

Maybe it is a little "creepy," but it's certainly not dead-lady-on-the-bottom-of-public swimming pool-for-two-days creepy!
:o

And it ain't like he's cruising around in a van abducting 20-year-old chicks.  They work for the "privilege" of partying with Hef.

Maybe it is a little "creepy," but it's certainly not dead-lady-on-the-bottom-of-public swimming pool-for-two-days creepy!
:o


and he gets to have sex with them too.

and he gets to have sex with them too.


Oh.  I just thought he watched old-time movies and played video games with them.

Oh.  I just thought he watched old-time movies and played video games with them.



what else can he do with a smoking hot chick?  ::)

what else can do with a smoking hot chick?  ::)


Hose her down to cool her off? ???

Hose her down to cool her off? ???


Hef's nozzle ain't what it used to be.
:-\\

Hose her down to cool her off? ???


or just spread Miracle Whip on her. :D

Hef's nozzle ain't what it used to be.
:-\\


What girl would want to see an 80 year old nozzle?  :o

What girl would want to see an 80 year old nozzle?  :o


An 80-year-old girl? ???

;D

An 80-year-old girl? ???

;D


Oh Jeez that gives me nightmares. :o