Cameron Diaz has apparently kicked A-Rod to the curb according to news accounts.

They seemed to be made for each other...  :P

She can kick my rod anytime 8)

A-Rod can pull up to my bumper anytime he's ready

She can kick my rod anytime 8)


She can kick our rod at the same time.  ;)

A-Rod can pull up to my bumper anytime he's ready


So my car broke down and I coasted it into the garage there.
Mechanic said he'd have a look at it and I should come back in a few.
Hot day, so I went and got me one of them ice cream sandwiches.
I forgot napkins so the vanilla melted all down my chin and on my shirt.
I get back to the garage, and the mechanic says,
"Looks like you blew a rod."
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/hiding.gif

So my car broke down and I coasted it into the garage there.
Mechanic said he'd have a look at it and I should come back in a few.
Hot day, so I went and got me one of them ice cream sandwiches.
I forgot napkins so the vanilla melted all down my chin and on my shirt.
I get back to the garage, and the mechanic says,
"Looks like you blew a rod."
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/hiding.gif


LOL ;D

A-Rod can pull up to my bumper anytime he's ready


After everybody he's been with, you better have him drench that bumper in Valtrex.  ;)

Ditto for Cameroon.  Those two sure get around the block.  ;D

After everybody he's been with, you better have him drench that bumper in Valtrex.  ;)

Ditto for Cameroon.  Those two sure get around the block.   ;D


Why Valtrex?

Why Valtrex?


It's Herpes medicine, Howard.  It would definately be prudent to um... use full body protection (like Leslie Neilsen did in the movie Naked Gun)

It would definately be prudent to um... use full body protection (like Leslie Neilsen did in the movie Naked Gun)


Now let's not turn this into a condoom thread...  ;)

http://www.foxnews.com/static/managed/img/Health/2009/July/640_Condoms_397x224.JPG

Now let's not turn this into a condoom thread...   ;)

http://www.foxnews.com/static/managed/img/Health/2009/July/640_Condoms_397x224.JPG


I was trying to think of something clever to say about coupons, but alas, my humor quotient is full for the week.

I was looking for a picture of that, but couldn't find it.  Thanks LB  ;D

Now let's not turn this into a condoom thread...   ;)

http://www.foxnews.com/static/managed/img/Health/2009/July/640_Condoms_397x224.JPG


HA HAHA!  ;D

Now who else is she gonna go out with this time?  ::)

Now who else is she gonna go out with this time?  ::)


Maybe Justin Bieber? ???  She likes the young stuff.  ;D

The Rod will probably dredge up somebody off the A-list of skanks (although I don't think C-Diaz was an skank like his prior two paramours.)

I bet his wife is glad to be rid of him.  ;D

Maybe Justin Bieber? ???  She likes the young stuff.   ;D

The Rod will probably dredge up somebody off the A-list of skanks (although I don't think C-Diaz was an skank like his prior two paramours.)

I bet his wife is glad to be rid of him.  ;D


Justin Bieber is already dating Selena Gomez.

Justin Bieber is already dating Selena Gomez.


But if he plays his cars right he can have Cameroon too...

But if he plays his cars right he can have Cameroon too...


I think I would like to date Cameron.

I think I would like to date Cameron.


Heck yeah.  But my guess is that you'd soon grow tired of her.

Heck yeah.  But my guess is that you'd soon grow tired of her.


But you never know.

Now who else is she gonna go out with this time?  ::)


Me

They're both fugly anyways.

They're both fugly anyways.

True, true. But they're both FAMOUS!!!  :D

Me



Where'd you take her? (And don't say"Back to my house") ::)

Where'd you take her? (And don't say"Back to my house") ::)


Oh no.  We went to her mom's house and had a threesome :D

Oh no.  We went to her mom's house and had a threesome :D


I bet you never had a threesome with anyone before. ::)

I bet you never had a threesome with anyone before. ::)


He prolly went straight to a foursome.  ;D

He prolly went straight to a foursome.   ;D


I swear to God, I thought they were only asking us to play golf!

I swear to God, I thought they were only asking us to play golf!


a hole in one!  :D

So my car broke down and I coasted it into the garage there.
Mechanic said he'd have a look at it and I should come back in a few.
Hot day, so I went and got me one of them ice cream sandwiches.
I forgot napkins so the vanilla melted all down my chin and on my shirt.
I get back to the garage, and the mechanic says,
"Looks like you blew a rod."
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/hiding.gif



I was driving in downtown Atlantis
My barracuda was in the shop
So I was in a rented stingray
And it was overheating

So I pulled into a Shell Station
They said I'd blown a seal
I said, "Fix the damn thing
And leave my private life out of it
Okay pal?"



Cat

I was driving in downtown Atlantis
My barracuda was in the shop
So I was in a rented stingray
And it was overheating

So I pulled into a Shell Station
They said I'd blown a seal
I said, "Fix the damn thing
And leave my private life out of it
Okay pal?"



Cat



^^ Karma + 1 ^^  ;D ;D

^^ Karma + 1 ^^   ;D ;D



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI



Cat

So that means Cameron is single now? ???