It appears that about 10 years or so ago, the Governator was partying with one of his household staff and he fathered a kid on the side as a result.  She was a member of his staff for about 20 years and retired just this year.

http://www.newstalk.ie/2011/news/schwarzenegger-i-fathered-a-child-with-staff-member/

Maria was apparently oblivious to it all...

- insert humorous Terminator quotations here -

Add this to the story that came out when he was running for governator of the other child he fathered.  She wasn't oblivious, she never moved into the governors mansion, she played the good wife and tried, but she married a man who was just like her uncles.  She has chosen not to be sad like Joan or bitter like Ethel.  Good for her.

"It's not a tumor"

I've always liked and still do like Arnold Schwarzenegger, but I do feel sorry for Maria and the ex-couple's children.

What is it about guy not being able to keep their flies zipped?



Cat

What is it about guy not being able to keep their flies zipped?

Cat


Wow that's a question for the ages...  ;D

Add this to the story that came out when he was running for governator of the other child he fathered.  She wasn't oblivious, she never moved into the governors mansion, she played the good wife and tried, but she married a man who was just like her uncles.  She has chosen not to be sad like Joan or bitter like Ethel.  Good for her.


Yeah, but she covered for his a$$ and because of that she was part of the problem.  I am by no means blaming her for Arnold's incessant partying on the side, but she made her choice all those years pretty much like all her relatives' wives did.  She shoulda known better, being 1/2 of a Kennedy...

I've always liked and still do like Arnold Schwarzenegger, but I do feel sorry for Maria and the ex-couple's children.


I don't know what will happen to them.

I don't know what will happen to them.


Well the boys are one-fourth Kennedy.  So you know they'll be partying hard.  :P

Well the boys are one-fourth Kennedy.  So you know they'll be partying hard.   :P


Ha,that's true.  ;)

What is it about guy not being able to keep their flies zipped?



Cat


There's women who can't keep their flies zipped either.  :(

What is it about guy not being able to keep their flies zipped?



Cat


Maybe the flies are the problem.  Ever consider that, huh?
>:(

"It's not a tumor"


Baby?  Hasta la vista.

:-X

:-X



;D

Well the boys are one-fourth Kennedy.  So you know they'll be partying hard.  :P


They're 1/2 Schwarzenegger, how hard can a 'roid baby get?

Now, it seems, Arnold has 2 sons born 5 days apart.  One by his wife, one by the "household staff memeber"

Now, it seems, Arnold has 2 sons born 5 days apart.  One by his wife, one by the "household staff memeber"


Wow,that's a lot of kids.

Now, it seems, Arnold has 2 sons born 5 days apart.  One by his wife, one by the "household staff memeber"


Wow,that's a lot of kids.


They don't call him The Sperminator for nothing.  That household stiff member will get you in trouble every time.  :P

The happy family



http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/05/18/0518-arnold-child-mildred-xmas-ex-wm-2-credit.jpg

The happy family



http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/05/18/0518-arnold-child-mildred-xmas-ex-wm-2-credit.jpg


That proves it.

Sooooo....Arnold didn't tell her, she found out and confronted him.....

The story is this isn't the end of the story.  More children may be showing up.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/05/arnold-confessed-after-maria-confronted-housekeeper-about-love-child

When God created the earth, he went up to Man and said, "I'll give you 20 years of normal sex life." Man said, "Ok. Sounds great."
Then God went up the monkey and said, "I'll give you 20 years normal sex life." The monkey said, "No, I'll only take 10." Man stands up and yells, "I'll take his other 10." God said, "Ok, you can have it."
Then God went up the lion and said, "I'll give you 20 years normal sex life." The lion said, "No, I'll only take 10." And of course the man stands up and yells, "I'll take his other 10." God said, "Ok, you can have it."


That is why today, the average man has 20 years normal sex life, 10 years of monkeying around and 10 years of lion (lyin') about it.



Cat

The happy family
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/05/18/0518-arnold-child-mildred-xmas-ex-wm-2-credit.jpg


I mighta partied with her back in the day...  Well before she was married that is...  :P

I mighta partied with her back in the day...  Well before she was married that is...   :P


She's a bit too old for you. :P

Sooooo....Arnold didn't tell her, she found out and confronted him.....

The story is this isn't the end of the story.  More children may be showing up.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/05/arnold-confessed-after-maria-confronted-housekeeper-about-love-child


He's in big trouble. ::)

She's a bit too old for you. :P


True, true.  If she were like 33 she'd be the ideal age for me.  :P

True, true.  If she were like 33 she'd be the ideal age for me.   :P


Could you handle her?

When God created the earth, he went up to Man and said, "I'll give you 20 years of normal sex life." Man said, "Ok. Sounds great."
Then God went up the monkey and said, "I'll give you 20 years normal sex life." The monkey said, "No, I'll only take 10." Man stands up and yells, "I'll take his other 10." God said, "Ok, you can have it."
Then God went up the lion and said, "I'll give you 20 years normal sex life." The lion said, "No, I'll only take 10." And of course the man stands up and yells, "I'll take his other 10." God said, "Ok, you can have it."


That is why today, the average man has 20 years normal sex life, 10 years of monkeying around and 10 years of lion (lyin') about it.




^ ***GROANS***

Ahnold was the Lyin' King.  Felt it was his right to schtup the maid.  Of course, the predictable American reaction was: "Ew, she's fat!"
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/jerk.gif

Is that her? She looks Latino. Arnold likes a woman with a booty!  ;D

^ ***GROANS***

Ahnold was the Lyin' King.  Felt it was his right to schtup the maid.  Of course, the predictable American reaction was: "Ew, she's fat!"
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/jerk.gif


Well let's not forget that the maid was a married woman too. She is not exactly "as pure as Cæsar's wife" in this deal either.

^ ***GROANS***

Ahnold was the Lyin' King.  Felt it was his right to schtup the maid.  Of course, the predictable American reaction was: "Ew, she's fat!"
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/jerk.gif


He'll hump anything,He's The Governator.

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_full_width/hash/63/db/mildred%20baena%20myspace_0.jpg

I'd do the maid.  ;)

He'll hump anything,He's The Governator.


We knew that already, he married Maria.

http://rosieriot.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/maria-shriver-totally-looks-like-aughara-from-the-dark-crystal.jpg?w=300&h=202

Well let's not forget that the maid was a married woman too. She is not exactly "as pure as Cæsar's wife" in this deal either.


Word is, she wasn't when she became pregnant.  After she became pregnant she married some guy who she divorced 2 weeks after the baby was born.  That is some shenanigans.  The guy she is married to now is her second. 

We knew that already, he married Maria.

http://rosieriot.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/maria-shriver-totally-looks-like-aughara-from-the-dark-crystal.jpg?w=300&h=202



Is that her without makeup?  :o ;D

Is that her without makeup?  :o ;D


I don't know if she had makeup on or not.  But she usually looks like she's sucking on a lemon, her eye makeup is too harsh, and she wears a hair-do that belongs on somebody 20 years younger than her.  8-P

http://www.topsocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/maria-shriver-nomakeup.jpg

This is even worse!  8-P

http://www.topsocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/maria-shriver-nomakeup.jpg

This is even worse!  8-P

I bet she likes corn on the cob.  ;D

http://www.topsocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/maria-shriver-nomakeup.jpg

This is even worse!  8-P


Wow....just wow.

I bet she likes corn on the cob.   ;D


She looks like a monster. :o ;D

Word is, she wasn't when she became pregnant.  After she became pregnant she married some guy who she divorced 2 weeks after the baby was born.  That is some shenanigans.  The guy she is married to now is her second. 


Maybe she and hubby can get a sweet "child support" plan from the Governator!
:)

Maybe she and hubby can get a sweet "child support" plan from the Governator!
:)



He has been paying, I would say it is more in the order of hush money as opposed to really caring about the child.

He has been paying, I would say it is more in the order of hush money as opposed to really caring about the child.


You can take the man outa the Kennedy, but you can't take the Kennedy outa the man.

You can take the man outa the Kennedy, but you can't take the Kennedy outa the man.


He isn't a Kennedy, and the man part...it depends on your definition

You can take the man outa the Kennedy, but you can't take the Kennedy outa the man.


You can't spell Kennedy without KY!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/ky.gif

You can't spell Kennedy without KY!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/ky.gif


Ah I get it,good one Max.  ;D

He isn't a Kennedy, and the man part...it depends on your definition


Well, he ain't gonna be getting into a Kennedy any time soon.  But he sure acted like one :)

Well, he ain't gonna be getting into a Kennedy any time soon.  But he sure acted like one :)


A real Kennedy would have known how to fix this.  He should have to take his cues from Shriver instead of trying to play in the big leagues.  The only people tougher than Kennedy men are Kennedy women.

A real Kennedy would have known how to fix this.  He should have to take his cues from Shriver instead of trying to play in the big leagues.  The only people tougher than Kennedy men are Kennedy women.


They have to be; they deal with Kennedy men!

A real Kennedy would have known how to fix this.


What, got drunk, taken the maid for a relaxing drive down the Pacific Coast highway, driven the car off the cliff, and left her to drown in the Pacific Ocean?

(Yeah, that's low-hanging fruit, but I'm not too proud to pick it.)