Nothing screams FAIL like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Ig9o58saU

 :o

Not everyone can be Tony Hawk

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Not everyone can be Tony Hawk


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I've been trying to tell people it was a documentary from the future, but nobody listens!

At least now we know he won't (or can't, rather) procreate.

At least now we know he won't (or can't, rather) procreate.


That incident is probably the only time he'll ever get wood lol

Not wearing protective clothing (helmet and pads, etc), what else can happen?

Not wearing protective clothing (helmet and pads, etc), what else can happen?


Probably something like this.

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/b9e3ff45-6cef-4195-892c-1ae9c544d14e.gif

In his defense, I don't think a helmet, pads, or even a cup would have made much of a difference.

Probably something like this.

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/b9e3ff45-6cef-4195-892c-1ae9c544d14e.gif

In his defense, I don't think a helmet, pads, or even a cup would have made much of a difference.
Sportsmen wear jockstraps to protect the sensitive region...

He should have a nurse look at his balls. :D

At least now we know he won't (or can't, rather) procreate.


or get a massage. ;D :D

He should have a nurse look at his balls. :D


She probably told him "Your balls are bleeding dude!"  :o

How did he hurt his balls on that?  ???

She probably told him "Your balls are bleeding dude!"   :o



"You would need an ice pack on them". :D

How did he hurt his balls on that?  ???


I think he landed on his side and not his balls. ::)

How did he hurt his balls on that?  ???


When he landed, the skateboard broke in half from the force, and the longer piece got wedged between the concrete pavement and his, uh,  nardular region. The part that caught his gooch was the ragged/torn edge of the board.

Ouch. He's gonna remember that spill for quite some time. 

When he landed, the skateboard broke in half from the force, and the longer piece got wedged between the concrete pavement and his, uh,  nardular region. The part that caught his gooch was the ragged/torn edge of the board.

Ouch. He's gonna remember that spill for quite some time. 


I had to watch it a few times before I noticed that.  Funny how it wasn't until he said he was bleeding, that his buddies sprang off the steps to offer help.

When he landed, the skateboard broke in half from the force, and the longer piece got wedged between the concrete pavement and his, uh,  nardular region. The part that caught his gooch was the ragged/torn edge of the board.

Ouch. He's gonna remember that spill for quite some time. 


What if he has tell his kids or his wife about that incident?

I had to watch it a few times before I noticed that.  Funny how it wasn't until he said he was bleeding, that his buddies sprang off the steps to offer help.


imagine if his buddies were all gay?  :o

I wonder how bad that kid actually got hurt, I hope he didn't lose a ball in that deal. 

That clip sums up extreme sports in a nutshell. After going through something like that, the majority of people wouldn't go within 10 feet of a skateboard (I know I sure wouldn't), and if that kid actually does keep skating down stairs after that then he'll probably end up going pro.

(Looking forward to his Web Redemption on Tosh.0! ;) ) 

I wonder what would've happened if a girl did that? Would she have hurt her ovaries? :o

;D

What if he has tell his kids or his wife about that incident?


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imagine if his buddies were all gay?  :o


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I wonder what would've happened if a girl did that? Would she have hurt her ovaries? :o

;D


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;D

Don't try to figure it out, you might hurt yourself.

What if he has tell his kids or his wife about that incident?


After that colossal nutshot, I doubt that kids will be in the picture.  ;D

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I guess that was a wee bit confusing for ya,Sorry.

After that colossal nutshot, I doubt that kids will be in the picture.   ;D


I wouldn't want kids either.

I guess that was a wee bit confusing for ya,Sorry.


The fact that the kid in the clip, is a kid, looks maybe 11 years old or so.  If he has kids, there is something wrong with that, and if he has kids that are old enough to understand an explanation of what happened, then he would have had kids when he was like 7, which is not possible lol

After that colossal nutshot, I doubt that kids will be in the picture.  ;D



I wouldn't want kids either.


Well in the skateboarder's case I don't think 'wanting' has anything to do with it.   http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif

Well in the skateboarder's case I don't think 'wanting' has anything to do with it.   http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif


How could he procreate with his bleeding nutsack?  ::)

How could he procreate with his bleeding nutsack?  ::)

You have a point. I never thought of that... :-[

You have a point. I never thought of that... :-[


He could have a balls transplant,I mean he would have to wait for a guy to die and get that nutsack from him.

After this accident, does this mean he'll be a virgin for life?

He could have a balls transplant,I mean he would have to wait for a guy to die and get that nutsack from him.


But what if the doctor comes in drunk and sews the new nutsack to his forehead?  :o :o :o

But what if the doctor comes in drunk and sews the new nutsack to his forehead?  :o :o :o



I don't know,I guess women will see that kid differently. ;D

After this accident, does this mean he'll be a virgin for life?


not unless the doctors can save him.

But what if the doctor comes in drunk and sews the new nutsack to his forehead?  :o :o :o



Then the kid would be a dick head :D

And on tonight's episode of "Ow! My Balls!"


He could have a balls transplant,I mean he would have to wait for a guy to die and get that nutsack from him.


Killing two birds with one stone?  

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Or two dead dudes with four unsalvageable stones, as the case may be?

Ultimate FAIL has devolved into another "Ow my nuts" thread!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy8ahlzrgrs

:-\\

Ultimate FAIL has devolved into another "Ow my nuts" thread!


Shall we play a game?

FymKHWnmkSo

Ow! My Balls! The Game! is real. The only winning move is to swallow your pride and play anyway.

Then the kid would be a dick head :D


;D

Ultimate FAIL has devolved into another "Ow my nuts" thread!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy8ahlzrgrs

:-\\


That didn't hurt.

Shall we play a game?

FymKHWnmkSo

Ow! My Balls! The Game! is real. The only winning move is to swallow your pride and play anyway.


That game must be really funny.  ;D