This is a bit early considering Oscar nods haven't been announced yet, but now there's plenty of time to vote.  ;D

The Igor-Boris Awards (All the good names are taken) is the alternative to both the Oscars and the Razzies. We honor the REAL Oscar winners and put excrement like Halloween II back in its place. We "award" the best AND the worst. And unlike the Oscars, you may have actually HEARD of some of these movies.  ;) ;D

Here is the official 2011 ballot! You can vote for write-ins, as well. I will note if I have seen a particular movie ONLY in the FIRST INSTANCE of the title.

Best Picture
Inception (Seen it)
Iron Man 2 (Seen it)
The Killer Inside Me (Seen it)
Paranormal Activity 2
Red
The Runaways (Seen it)
The Social Network
Toy Story 3 (Seen it)
Tron Legacy
True Grit (Seen it)

Best Leonardo DiCaprio Movie
Hubble 3D
Inception
Shutter Island (Seen it)
Titanic II: Jack to the Future
You Don't Know Jack... Dawson

Best Horror Movie
Hatchet II
I Spit on Your Grave
The Last Exorcism (Seen it)
Let Me In
My Soul to Take
A Nightmare on Elm Street (Seen it)
Paranormal Activity 2
REC 2
Skyline
Yogi Bear

Best Action or Thriller Movie
The Expendables
Inception
Iron Man 2
Kickass
The Killer Inside Me
The Other Guys
Red
Robin Hood
Tron Legacy
Unstoppable (Seen it)

Worst Picture
Burlesque
Country Strong
Eat Pray Love
Killers & Knight and Day (Combined, as they are essentially the same movie)
The Last Song
Leap Year
Season of the Witch
Sex and the City 2
Vampires Suck
Yogi Bear

Worst Kids' Movie
Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore
Despicable Me
Gulliver's Travels
The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Yogi Bear

Biggest Disappointment
Alice in Wonderland
I'm Still Here
The Last Airbender
Little Fockers
MacGruber
Predators
Prince of Persia
Robin Hood
The Tourist
The Wolfman

More to come!  :)

Oh, and... to parody the bruhaha of two potential Oscar nominees hosting the Oscars, the Igors will be "hosted" by two people who have no chance in hell of winning an Oscar this year... Dan Aykroyd (Yogi Bear) and Jack Black (Gulliver's Travels).  ;D

Best Actor
Jeff Bridges, Tron Legacy & True Grit
Russell Crowe, Robin Hood
Leonardo DiCaprio, Inception & Shutter Island
Robert Downey Jr., Iron Man 2
Jesse Eisenberg, The Social Network
Jackie Earle Haley, A Nightmare on Elm Street
Tanner Maguire, Letters to God (Seen it)
Michael Shannon, The Runaways
Sylvester Stallone, The Expendables
Bruce Willis, Red

Worst Actor
Dan Aykroyd, Yogi Bear
Jack Black, Gulliver's Travels
Brendan Fraser, Furry Vengeance
Chris Noth, Sex and the City 2
Seth Rogen, The Green Hornet
Sam Worthington, Clash of the Titans

Best Actress
Marion Cotillard, Inception
Dakota Fanning, The Runaways
Scarlett Johannsen, Iron Man 2
Stella Maeve, The Runaways
Helen Mirren, Red
Ellen Page, Inception
Amanda Seyfried, Chloe (Seen it)
Hailee Steinfeld, True Grit
Kristen Stewart, Eclipse (Seen it)
Kristen Stewart, The Runaways

Worst Actress
Miley Cyrus, The Last Song
Kristin Davis, Sex and the City 2
Ana Farris, Yogi Bear
Kim Cattrall, Sex and the City 2
Cynthia Nixon, Sex and the City 2
Sarah Jessica Parker, Sex and the City 2

Best Supporting Actor
Jeff Bridges, Tron Legacy
Josh Brolin, True Grit
Matt Damon, True Grit
Ben Kingsley, Shutter Island
Dolph Lundgren, The Expendables
Cillian Murphy, Inception
Mickey Rourke, Iron Man 2
Geoffrey Rush, The King's Speech
Justin Timberlake, The Social Network
Ken Wattanabe, Inception

Worst Supporting Actor
Jason Bateman, The Switch
Tom Cavanaugh, Yogi Bear
Robert De Niro, Little Fockers
T.J. Miller, Gulliver's Travels & Yogi Bear
Justin Timberlake, Yogi Bear

Best Supporting Actress
Scout-Taylor Compton, The Runaways
Danielle Harris, Hatchet II
Mila Kunis, Black Swan
Julianne Moore, Chloe
Olivia Wilde, Tron Legacy

Worst Supporting Actress
Bradley Cooper, All About Steve  ;D
Miley Cyrus, Sex and the City 2
Megan Fox, Jonah Hex
Liza Minelli, Sex and the City 2
Zoe Saldana, Death at the Funeral
Betty White, You Again

Best Director
Joel & Ethan Coen True Grit
David Fincher, The Social Network
David Nixon, Letters to God
Christopher Nolan, Inception
Tyler Perry, Why Did I Get Married Too? (Seen it)
Martin Scorsese, Shutter Island
Ridley Scott, Robin Hood
Floria Sigismondi, The Runaways
Sylvester Stallone, The Expendables
Lee Unkrich, Toy Story 3

Worst Director
Killers & Knight and Day, Robert Luketic (Killers) & James Mangold (Knight and Day)
Predators, Nimrod Antal
Prince of Persia, Mike Newell
The Sorcerer's Apprentice, Jon Turteltaub
Vampires Suck, Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer

Next up, screenplay nods

Best Original Screenplay

Hot Tub Time Machine (Seen it)
— Written by Sean Anders, Josh Heald, Jarrad Paul

Inception
— Written by Christopher Nolan

The Last Exorcism
— Written by Huck Botko & Andrew Gurland

The Other Guys
— Written by Chris Henchy & Adam McKay

Splice
— Written by Antionette Terry Bryant, Vincenzo Natali, Doug Taylor

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Best Adapted Screenplay

The A-Team
— Screenplay by Brian Bloom, Joe Carnahan, and Skip Woods
— Based on the television series

Eclipse
— Screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg
— Based on the book by Stephenie Meyer

A Nightmare on Elm Street
— Screenplay by Wesley Strick & Eric Heisserer
— Based on a screenplay by Wes Craven

The Runaways
— Screenplay by Floria Sigismondi
— Based on the book, Neon Angel by Cherie Currie

Shutter Island
— Screenplay by Laeta Kalogridis & Steven Knight
— Based on the book by Dennis Lehane

The Social Network
— Screenplay by Aaron Sorkin

Toy Story 3
— Screenplay by Michael Arndt
— Story by John Lasseter, Andrew Stanton, & Lee Unkrich

True Grit
— Screenplay by Joel & Ethan Coen
— Based on the novel by Charles Portis

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Worst Screenplay

Gulliver's Travels
— Screenplay by Joe Stillman & Nicholas Stoller
— Loosely based on some old book by Jonathan Swift

Killers
— Alledgedly "written" by Bob DeRosa & Ted Griffin
— Plagiarized from the movie, Knight and Day (or vice versa)

Knight and Day
— Alledgedly "written" by Patrick O'Neal
— Plagiarized from the movie, Killers (or vice versa)

Little Fockers
— Screenplay by John Hamburg & Larry Stuckey

Yogi Bear
— Screenplay by Brian Copeland, Joshua Sternin, & Joey Ventimilla
— Heresy against an iconic Hanna-Barbera character

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Not Worthy of Their Talents
Dan Aykroyd, Yogi Bear
Jack Black, Gulliver's Travels
Tim Burton, Alice in Wonderland
Cher, Burlesque
Jamie Lee Curtis, You Again
Johnny Depp, Alice in Wonderland
Everybody (except Liza Minelli and Miley Cyrus), Sex and the City 2
Gwyneth Paltrow, Country Strong
Joaquin Phoenix, I'm Still Here
Justin Timberlake, Yogi Bear
Betty White, You Again

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Best Original Song

"Can We Stay With You?" from SNL
— Music and lyrics by A Taste of New York (Jim Carrey & the SNL cast)

"Can We Use Your Room Key?" from SNL
— Music and Lyrics by A Taste of New York

"F**k You"
— Music and lyrics by Thomas "Cee-Lo Green" Callaway, Peter Hernandez, and Philip Lawrence

"If I Rise" from 127 Hours
— Music and lyrics by Dido & AR Rahman

"I Sent a Bottle of Sparkling Apple Juice to Your House" from Saturday Night Live
— Music and lyrics by the Bjelland Brothers (Bryan Cranston & Fred Armisen)

"Leaning on the Everlasting Arms" from True Grit
— Written by Elisha A. Hoffman and Anthony J. Showalter

"We Belong Together" from Toy Story 3
— Music and lyrics by Randy Newman

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Best Unoriginal Song

"Ave Maria" from Grown Ups
— Traditional

"Cherry Bomb" from The Runaways
— Music and lyrics by Kim Fowley and Joan Jett

"Dead End Justice" from The Runaways
— Music and lyrics by Kim Fowley, Joan Jett, Scott Anderson, & Cherie Currie

"Count On Me" from Grown Ups
— Music and lyrics by Jesse Barish & Starship

"You've Got a Friend in Me" from Toy Story 3
— Music and lyrics by Randy Newman

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Best Original Score
Carter Burwell, Eclipse
Carter Burwell, True Grit
Daft Punk, Tron Legacy
Andy Garfield, Hatchet II
Corey A. Jackson, I Spit on Your Grave
Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross, The Social Network
Hans Zimmer, Inception

But that's not all! :)

Best Impersonation
Jeff Bridges as John Wayne, True Grit
Dakota Fanning as Cherie Currie, The Runaways
Dakota Fanning as Cherie Currie as David Bowie, The Runaways
Bill Hader as Al Pacino, SNL
Stella Maeve as Sandy West, The Runaways
Old Jeff Bridges as young Jeff Bridges, Tron Legacy
Jay Pharoah as Denzel Washington, SNL
Jay Pharoah as Eddie Murphy, SNL
Michgael Shannon as Kim Fowley, The Runaways
Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett, The Runaways

Worst Impersonation
Dan Aykroyd as Daws Butler, Yogi Bear
Tom Cruise as Ashton Kutcher, Knight and Day
Cameron Diaz as Katherine Heigl, Knight and Day
Katherine Heigl as Cameron Diaz, Killers
Ashton Kutcher as Tom Cruise, Killers

Best Cinematography
Will Barratt, Hatchet II
Jeff Cronenweth, The Social Network
Jeff Cutter, A Nightmare on Elm Street
Roger Deakins, True Grit
Benoit Debie, The Runaways
Jeffrey L. Kimball, The Expendables
Matthew Libatique, Iron Man 2
Claudio Miranda, Tron Legacy
Wally Pfister, Inception
Theo Van de Sande, Grown Ups (Seen it)

Best Visual Effects
Alice in Wonderland
Eclipse
Harry Potter & The Deathly Hollows, Part 1
Hatchet II
I Spit on Your Grave
Inception
Iron Man 2
A Nightmare on Elm Street
Pirhana 3D
Tron Legacy

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Best Art Direction

Inception
— Luke Freeborn, Brad Ricker & Dean Wolcott

A Nightmare on Elm Street
— Craig Jackson

The Runaways

Tron Legacy
— Ben Procter

True Grit
— Stefan Dechant & Christina Ann Wilson

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Best Costume Design
Carol Beadle, The Runaways
Jenny Beavan, True Grit
Mari-An Ceo, A Nightmare on Elm Street
Christine Clark, Tron Legacy
Jeffrey Kurland, Inception

Best Makeup
Alice in Wonderland
A Nightmare on Elm Street
The Runaways
Tron Legacy
True Grit

Best Editing
Richard Chew, The Runaways
Joel & Ethan Coen, True Grit
Tom Costain, Grown Ups
James Haygood, Tron Legacy
Lee Smith, Inception (*I think you pronounce the name Blahrfingar Blahrfingar  ;) ;D)

Best Sound Mixing
Hot Tub Time Machine
Inception
Iron Man 2
The Runaways
True Grit

Best Sound Editing
Inception
Iron Man 2
The Runaways
Tron Legacy
True Grit

Best Trailer (Film not yet released as of January 18, 2010)

Battle: Los Angeles (Opens March 11, 2011)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORb3zC8z94w (HD)

Captain America: The First Avenger (July 22)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrEAk2NPwHM (LD)

Happythankyoumoreplease (February 18)
http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi2767231769/ (HD)

I Am Number Four (February 18)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5djHG3hPu0 (HD)

The Rite (January 28, my birthday!  :D)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hG3ktopqv8  (HD)

Sanctum (February 4)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaZHjv3ASfw (HD)

Sebastian (Who the hell knows???)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wCthXzvHNg (SD)

Thor (May 6)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aymaqCbaik4 (SD)

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (July 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H8bnKdf654 (HD)

Unknown (February 18)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FJLY4iIGsU (HD)

Voting is now... OPEN!  :)

Oscarnods have just been announced. I guess you can vote for the Igors now. Vote by replying to this thread with your choices (you are allowed to vote for more than one per category, and also to write-in a choice).

Anyone?

:-\\ :-[

The Razzies were announced and Twilight has a sh*tload of nominations, much to my outrage. Also, with the Oscars, Nolan was SNUBBED for Best Director and Tron Legacy visual effects!!! WTMFF????  :o >:(

I still haven't seen T:L, but the de-aging special effect is gonna hit it big in movies.

You can fixthese errors by voting here. Tell me which film deserves to win in each category.

The Oscars are this Sunday, so I really need a boost in Igor voting. Otherwise I'll just have to resort to Rotten Tomatoes, but that's not gonna help me with individual people who are nominated.

Happy voting! See you at the movies!  8)

Polls are now closed due to lack of voting and the fact that the Oscars are on tonight.

May the best or worst "win."