BY WEARING A BIKINI!

She had a good point, the way they make you take so much off, you wonder why you bothered to get dressed that day at all!
Political statement? Attempt to speed up the process? We'll see, but she obviously wasn't motivated by SHYNESS! :D

Your Pal,
Doc

P.S.: I bet this made the wait more bearble for all the men in line, too!
8)

If I showed up at the airport in a speedo, they wouldn't search me -- AND they'd send me to the front of the line!
Okay, just move it along buddy!
8-P

Of course, they bikini trick might work in L.A.  I wouldn't recommend it in Boston around the holidays, though!
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BY WEARING A BIKINI!

She had a good point, the way they make you take so much off, you wonder why you bothered to get dressed that day at all!
Political statement? Attempt to speed up the process? We'll see, but she obviously wasn't motivated by SHYNESS! :D

Your Pal,
Doc

P.S.: I bet this made the wait more bearble for all the men in line, too!
8)



If I were a TSA agent there, I'd be like "Sorry, ma'am, but we are still gonna have to give you the enhanced patdown"...  :P

If I were a TSA agent there, I'd be like "Sorry, ma'am, but we are still gonna have to give you the enhanced patdown"...  :P


Then I'd ask for her phone number later.  ;)

But there has to be something that is hidden in her bikini,I'd have to do an oral check on this one. ;)

The only reason she did this was in response to a man who tried to get through airport security wearing only a speedo.

I don't know if the security is the same in Canada, as I have not ridden a plane in a couple years, but if I can avoid not having to fly, I'd rather take a bus.

Man I would have loved to pat her down. ;D

Of course, they bikini trick might work in L.A.  I wouldn't recommend it in Boston around the holidays, though!


Why not?

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The freedom-fondlers and rapiscanners might not be inclined to take the situation in hand, but from where I sit, the finer the body, the more wonderful a thing it is when headlights are activated as a result of inclement weather.

The only reason she did this was in response to a man who tried to get through airport security wearing only a speedo.

I don't know if the security is the same in Canada, as I have not ridden a plane in a couple years, but if I can avoid not having to fly, I'd rather take a bus.


Did you hear about when Mohamed Osman Mohamud tried to blow up a bus?  He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe!
Gnyuk Gnyuk Gnyuk!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sW65ilskOC8/TPEKfYtLpbI/AAAAAAAAiNM/BZ6H58dDZX4/s1600/MohamedOsmanMohamud.jpg

Did you hear about when Mohamed Osman Mohamud tried to blow up a bus?  He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe!
Gnyuk Gnyuk Gnyuk!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sW65ilskOC8/TPEKfYtLpbI/AAAAAAAAiNM/BZ6H58dDZX4/s1600/MohamedOsmanMohamud.jpg


I still think this guy is capable of an even more dastardly act... bringing back the Jheri Curl.  ;D

Did you hear about when Mohamed Osman Mohamud tried to blow up a bus?  He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe!
Gnyuk Gnyuk Gnyuk!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sW65ilskOC8/TPEKfYtLpbI/AAAAAAAAiNM/BZ6H58dDZX4/s1600/MohamedOsmanMohamud.jpg


What an idiot!  ::)

Is the woman who avoided strip search a Playboy Centerfold?  ;)