http://www.postgazette.com/pg/10302/1099100-100.stm

The article goes on to say that the club would be an "alcohol serving bar/restaurant/nightlub facility with non-obscene, female performance dance entertainment" .

They sorta make it sound like a Chuck E. Cheese for adults.

;D


Now Max and Howard have a reason to make a road trip to see me.  ;)

A Hustler Club with no naked chicks?  That's like the Bible without God. 

You could have a Larry Flynt museum with daily showings of The People vs. Larry Flynt, but guys aren't going to get drunk and blow their...their...their paychecks on it!
:-\\

http://www.postgazette.com/pg/10302/1099100-100.stm

The article goes on to say that the club would be an "alcohol serving bar/restaurant/nightlub facility with non-obscene, female performance dance entertainment" .

They sorta make it sound like a Chuck E. Cheese for adults.


The kids could get little Beaver hats.  Perfect for Beaver County!

http://blog.angiejordan.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/bucky-beaver-sm.jpg

^Okay, it's not a proper Hustler Beaver, but I couldn't find a proper one I could use and I had to scroll through some stuff Carl Paladino would enjoy!
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(I Googled "Hustler Beaver" images and "Hustler Beaver Symbol" images.

I did not feel up to Googling "Beaver Hat")

What good is a Hustler Club if there is no TNA? Are they gonna have Barney The Dinosaur dance around naked?  ::)

What good is a Hustler Club if there is no TNA? Are they gonna have Barney The Dinosaur dance around naked?  ::)


I thought Barney was naked already!
:-\\

I thought Barney was naked already!
:-\\


He is...he just has no penis...like Bugs Bunny.

There's a Hustler Club already in the Misery Capital if you Max, LyricBoy, or Howard have any interest.

The kids could get little Beaver hats.  Perfect for Beaver County!

(I Googled "Hustler Beaver" images and "Hustler Beaver Symbol" images.

I did not feel up to Googling "Beaver Hat")



Here you go, Max.  ;D

http://s.ecrater.com/stores/51986/4aa73e1f07a0d_51986n.jpg

I thought Barney was naked already!
:-\\


Maybe he has a purple penis. ;D

He is...he just has no penis...like Bugs Bunny.

There's a Hustler Club already in the Misery Capital if you Max, LyricBoy, or Howard have any interest.


I'd rather stay in Queens.

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i72/pstawicki/BigHairyBeaver2.jpg

You Know You're Old When:

...you realize that anyone born after about 1990 is never going to have the faintest idea why it's even called a beaver.

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i72/pstawicki/BigHairyBeaver2.jpg

You Know You're Old When:

...you realize that anyone born after about 1990 is never going to have the faintest idea why it's even called a beaver.


So guys who were born before 1990 should know. ;)

http://everseradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/beaver.gif

Look at this,she's shaving her beaver.  ;D

I'd rather stay in Queens.


Well...

I did want to go to NYC...I'd even would like to see The Bunker House from "All in the Family".

Well...

I did want to go to NYC...I'd even would like to see The Bunker House from "All in the Family".




in Astoria.

So guys who were born before 1990 should know. ;)


Yeah, unless they've lived their entire lives on some Mennonite farm in Ohio!
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in Astoria.


Astoria is an area in Queens?

Heh-heh...Astoria! (Maybe we should have a Night on the Town)!

Yeah, unless they've lived their entire lives on some Mennonite farm in Ohio!
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Us guys know what a hairy beaver is,we've been there done that. ;D

Astoria is an area in Queens?

Heh-heh...Astoria! (Maybe we should have a Night on the Town)!


That's where The Bunker House was located.

How about The Playboy Club? http://music.vtechphones.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/playboy_logo_sex.jpg

I thought Hef dumped the PB clubs in the early 1980s.
???

I thought Hef dumped the PB clubs in the early 1980s.
???



No I think there are still some in Las Vegas.

No I think there are still some in Las Vegas.


They probably have the Playboy Bunnies from the 1950s working there!
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They probably have the Playboy Bunnies from the 1950s working there!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/icon_albino.gif


Hey I'd rather have Gloria Steinem serving me a cocktail than that vapid Kendra Wilkinson.  ;)

They probably have the Playboy Bunnies from the 1950s working there!
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and today the bunnies are old,have droopy titties and wrinkly skin.

He is...he just has no penis...like Bugs Bunny.

There's a Hustler Club already in the Misery Capital if you Max, LyricBoy, or Howard have any interest.


Legend has it that Bugs Bunny actually has a retractable penis. This issue was addressed in the long-banned and rarely seen 1946 cartoon, The Big Red Rocket in Bug's Left Pocket.  :o :o :o

Lord only knows what Barney has going on down there.  ::)

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:fyGJY-f-xDnUhM:http://www.operagloves.com/Classicstars/BettyBlue/Betty%20Blue%20at%20SP%20extra%202.jpeg&t=1

Wow,that's gonna raise some heads.

Legend has it that Bugs Bunny actually has a retractable penis. This issue was addressed in the long-banned and rarely seen 1946 cartoon, The Big Red Rocket in Bug's Left Pocket.  :o :o :o

Lord only knows what Barney has going on down there.  ::)


I heard about the moment where people thought Bugs Bunny had a ding-a-ling in "The Rabbit who came to Supper"....

I'd go to The Hustler Club only if it was in New York.

I'd go to The Hustler Club only if it was in New York.


Isn't that in a sketchy part of town?  I think I passed it on my way into Brooklyn once.
???

Isn't that in a sketchy part of town?  I think I passed it on my way into Brooklyn once.
???


How'd you like it? ???

How'd you like it? ???


I didn't stop in.  I just noticed it and kept my eyes on the road, like you always gotta do in NYC, lest you go over the wrong bridge or under the wrong tunnel!
::)

I didn't stop in.  I just noticed it and kept my eyes on the road, like you always gotta do in NYC, lest you go over the wrong bridge or under the wrong tunnel!
::)



and into the water.

and into the water.


Or into Manhattan when you want to go to Brooklyn.  It's very easy to accidentally take the Battery Tunnel off the BQE because you're in the wrong lane.  I did that once...once..  Fuggin' cost me $12 bucks and a major 37th Street headache!
::)

It was 1988, and the whole  "just in beaver" fad sweeping the nation hadn't been born yet.

Attention young ladies, attention young ladies!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFHbq_IRMWU

(Any minute now, pop will eat itself.  OMFG, is that the forerunner to "pop-up video" done on an Amiga with some genlock trickery?  In 1988, that was high-tech!)

Unfortunately, it's only the first two minutes of the song from someone's ancient VHS rip.  Looks like it got taped over at the end.  Anyone got a link to the original?

It was 1988, and the whole  "just in beaver" fad sweeping the nation hadn't been born yet.

Attention young ladies, attention young ladies!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFHbq_IRMWU

(Any minute now, pop will eat itself.  OMFG, is that the forerunner to "pop-up video" done on an Amiga with some genlock trickery?  In 1988, that was high-tech!)

Unfortunately, it's only the first two minutes of the song from someone's ancient VHS rip.  Looks like it got taped over at the end.  Anyone got a link to the original?


PWEI?  No thanx!
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