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Subject: Christina Aguilera Back on the Market...
Written By: LyricBoy on 10/12/10 at 7:01 pm
The Beaver County Times reports that Christina Aguilera and her hubby Jordan Bratman are splitting up.
http://www.timesonline.com/bct_news/news_details/article/1373/2010/october/12/aguilera-separates-from-husband.html
Come back to Beaver County, Christina. LyricBoy will help you to recover... :P
Subject: Re: Christina Aguilera Back on the Market...
Written By: Howard on 10/12/10 at 7:21 pm
Does she date older men like me? ;)
Subject: Re: Christina Aguilera Back on the Market...
Written By: LyricBoy on 10/12/10 at 7:22 pm
Does she date older men like me? ;)
Heck yeah. Jordan Bratman is 33.
So she likes older Jewish gentlemen. Right up your alley I'd say. ;)
Subject: Re: Christina Aguilera Back on the Market...
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/12/10 at 8:30 pm
The Beaver County Times reports that Christina Aguilera and her hubby Jordan Bratman are splitting up.
http://www.timesonline.com/bct_news/news_details/article/1373/2010/october/12/aguilera-separates-from-husband.html
Come back to Beaver County, Christina. LyricBoy will help you to recover... :P
You'll find Wexford is in Allegheny County. Too bad, eh?
;)
Subject: Re: Christina Aguilera Back on the Market...
Written By: LyricBoy on 10/12/10 at 8:39 pm
You'll find Wexford is in Allegheny County. Too bad, eh?
;)
Christina originally grew up in the town of Rochester PA... well within the confines of Beaver County, and at the confluence of the Ohio River and the Beaver River.
Sadly her childhood home was demolished to make way for a Rite-Aids pharmacy.
Subject: Re: Christina Aguilera Back on the Market...
Written By: gibbo on 10/12/10 at 10:11 pm
Truly ... a busy beaver! ::)
Subject: Re: Christina Aguilera Back on the Market...
Written By: Howard on 10/13/10 at 6:45 am
Heck yeah. Jordan Bratman is 33.
So she likes older Jewish gentlemen. Right up your alley I'd say. ;)
But doesn't she have a 2 year old child? ???
Subject: Re: Christina Aguilera Back on the Market...
Written By: Howard on 10/13/10 at 6:45 am
Truly ... a busy beaver! ::)
What about her beaver? ;)
Subject: Re: Christina Aguilera Back on the Market...
Written By: danootaandme on 10/13/10 at 7:18 am
Heck yeah. Jordan Bratman is 33.
So she likes older Jewish gentlemen. Right up your alley I'd say. ;)
She's 27, so 33 isn't that much of a stretch considering....
Subject: Re: Christina Aguilera Back on the Market...
Written By: Starde on 10/13/10 at 12:21 pm
She's 27, so 33 isn't that much of a stretch considering....
27? ??? Christina's turning 30 this year.
Subject: Re: Christina Aguilera Back on the Market...
Written By: Howard on 10/13/10 at 1:19 pm
27? ??? Christina's turning 30 this year.
That's good for me.
Subject: Re: Christina Aguilera Back on the Market...
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/13/10 at 9:11 pm
But doesn't she have a 2 year old child? ???
Then she's due for another. That's Maxwell's job. So, if you gentlemen would kindly step aside...
8)
Subject: Re: Christina Aguilera Back on the Market...
Written By: LyricBoy on 10/14/10 at 5:37 am
Then she's due for another. That's Maxwell's job. So, if you gentlemen would kindly step aside...
8)
Maybe Carson Daly or Fred Durst will be in the running too...
Subject: Re: Christina Aguilera Back on the Market...
Written By: Howard on 10/14/10 at 5:39 am
Then she's due for another. That's Maxwell's job. So, if you gentlemen would kindly step aside...
8)
You couldn't get her pregnant even if you tried. ::)
Subject: Re: Christina Aguilera Back on the Market...
Written By: Howard on 10/14/10 at 5:40 am
I'll be her Genie In Her Bottle,She can rub my lamp anytime. ;)
Subject: Re: Christina Aguilera Back on the Market...
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/14/10 at 8:48 pm
You couldn't get her pregnant even if you tried. ::)
Well, not from this distance...
:P
Subject: Re: Christina Aguilera Back on the Market...
Written By: Howard on 10/15/10 at 7:15 am
Well, not from this distance...
:P
or if you met her on a blind date.
Subject: Re: Christina Aguilera Back on the Market...
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/15/10 at 7:56 pm
or if you met her on a blind date.
She might get temporarily blinded if...
Oh, never mind.
:-X
Subject: Re: Christina Aguilera Back on the Market...
Written By: Howard on 10/16/10 at 6:55 am
She might get temporarily blinded if...
Oh, never mind.
:-X
If what? ???
::)
Subject: Re: Christina Aguilera Back on the Market...
Written By: LyricBoy on 10/16/10 at 9:27 am
She might get temporarily blinded if...
Oh, never mind.
:-X
:o
Subject: Re: Christina Aguilera Back on the Market...
Written By: MrCleveland on 10/16/10 at 10:00 am
She could go out with me, but I think she'd rather go out with Lady GaGa.
Subject: Re: Christina Aguilera Back on the Market...
Written By: LyricBoy on 10/16/10 at 10:32 am
She could go out with me, but I think she'd rather go out with Lady GaGa.
You never know. Christina could book a ticket on a steamer headed to Cleveland. You'd have a shot. ;)
Subject: Re: Christina Aguilera Back on the Market...
Written By: Howard on 10/16/10 at 2:33 pm
She could go out with me, but I think she'd rather go out with Lady GaGa.
You mean she's a lesbian? ???
Subject: Re: Christina Aguilera Back on the Market...
Written By: 80sfan on 10/16/10 at 10:27 pm
You mean she's a lesbian? ???
Well at least Gaga knows what a girl wants! ;D
Subject: Re: Christina Aguilera Back on the Market...
Written By: Howard on 10/17/10 at 6:56 am
Well at least Gaga knows what a girl wants! ;D
There have been news stories about her being a closet lesbian.