It has to be the most pointless show, on TV ever.  And don't even get me started on J. Wow, Snooki, The Situation, and Pauly D.

::)

I wish I could but... no... you picked the one show even I won't watch.. and I watch practically everything.  :D

Pauly D?

Snooki?  She isn't really that hot, and why should Italians be in tanning beds if their skin is already brown?

Who knows how many STDs "Snooks" has.  ::)

Dumb people like to watch other dumb people.  I'll bet you can find Jersey Shore analysis sites for fans who are so dumb they even have to have JS explained to them!


First place I ever heard the phrase "Jersey Shore" --

Well our fathers fought the Second World War
Spent their weekends on the Jersey Shore
Met our mothers at the USO
Asked them to dance, danced with them slow
And we're living here in Allentown.

-- Billy Joel, "Allentown"


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Pauly D?

Snooki?  She isn't really that hot, and why should Italians be in tanning beds if their skin is already brown?


Snooki is so ugly.

Pauly D?

Snooki?  She isn't really that hot, and why should Italians be in tanning beds if their skin is already brown?
No, Snooki is not italian she's "Chillean". Snooki is adopted I think. My skin is not brown and I am italian. Look at my picture on "Say Cheese Photo's" on this site, my photo's are on there!

Who knows how many STDs "Snooks" has.  ::)
Thats mean to say Brian.

I've only seen on episode and that was one too many.  ;D

Thats mean to say Brian.


I agree.....with Brian. I feel I need a double dose of penicillian after just looking at Snookie.  8-P

I've only seen on episode and that was one too many.   ;D


I've only seen clips....but that was while watching the Soup so I feel like that made it okay!  ;D

I really do not understand why there are all these other shows about New Jersey, there's Jerseylicious (the hair salon place) and Jersey Couture (a formal dress shop) and Real House Wife's of NJ.  I swear it seems like if you want to get famous, you should move to Jersey and open a business.

No, Snooki is not italian she's "Chillean". Snooki is adopted I think. My skin is not brown and I am italian. Look at my picture on "Say Cheese Photo's" on this site, my photo's are on there!


That explains a bit but still, a Chilean or any other 'brown' skinned people should not be tanning imo.

I really do not understand why there are all these other shows about New Jersey, there's Jerseylicious (the hair salon place) and Jersey Couture (a formal dress shop) and Real House Wife's of NJ.  I swear it seems like if you want to get famous, you should move to Jersey and open a business.




I think its reality tv revival of the east coast west coast thing.

The Hills vs Jersery Shore
The realy hswves of Orange County vs NJ

etc.... its all annoying and really, really a sad sign of the direction society is going.

I think its reality tv revival of the east coast west coast thing.

The Hills vs Jersery Shore
The realy hswves of Orange County vs NJ

etc.... its all annoying and really, really a sad sign of the direction society is going.


They should do a show about farm kids from Oklahoma.  Get away from the usual MTV haunts for a while!
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I really do not understand why there are all these other shows about New Jersey, there's Jerseylicious (the hair salon place) and Jersey Couture (a formal dress shop) and Real House Wife's of NJ.  I swear it seems like if you want to get famous, you should move to Jersey and open a business.


Oh I live like 3 minutes away from where that Hair Saloon where they tape "Jerseylicious"! Its taped in the town where I live.

I don;t like "Real Housewives of New Jersey" nor do  I like any  "Housewives" reality shows. I don;t like Danielle Staub for some reason either on "The Real Housewives of New Jersey".

That explains a bit but still, a Chilean or any other 'brown' skinned people should not be tanning imo.
I know I think Snooki tans to much too.

I think its reality tv revival of the east coast west coast thing.

The Hills vs Jersery Shore
The realy hswves of Orange County vs NJ

etc.... its all annoying and really, really a sad sign of the direction society is going.
East Coast- West Thing? Well there is "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" too!

I agree.....with Brian. I feel I need a double dose of penicillian after just looking at Snookie.  8-P



http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/01/08/0108_snooki_wpix_video-1.jpg

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/01/08/0108_snooki_wpix_video-1.jpg


8-P

8-P


You know you want her.  ;)

You know you want her.  ;)


Howard... even you'd have a shot with that sleazey ho but I like you too much to let you try...  :P

From now on, everyone needs to stop calling her Snooki and start calling her "Dookie."  ;)

From now on, everyone needs to stop calling her Snooki and start calling her "Dookie."  ;)


She has the color right!

Welcome to "Snooki's Crab Shack."  :o :o :o

http://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files/2010/06/lice.jpg

Welcome to "Snooki's Crab Shack."   :o :o :o

http://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files/2010/06/lice.jpg



NOW WE'RE TALKING!

Karma!!!  ;D

Welcome to "Snooki's Crab Shack."   :o :o :o

http://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files/2010/06/lice.jpg



Ew She has crabs.  :P

Welcome to "Snooki's Crab Shack."   :o :o :o


It's there to stay
It sucks all day
It's not too bright
The parasite
On my TV
Reality
Guidos and whores
The Jersey Shore...
  - With apologies to Lords of Acid

It's there to stay
It sucks all day
It's not too bright
The parasite
On my TV
Reality
Guidos and whores
The Jersey Shore...
  - With apologies to Lords of Acid



Lords of Acid should apologize to me for making my generation's bad taste just a little worse!
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"Darling come here **** me in the ear!"

Huh huh! I like it even better after midnight when I can play the uncensored version!

No, dude, that's not the point.  We're not, like, in sixth grade around here. 
:D

Play some Jeff Mills.  This is called "Pleiades."  Thump-thump-thumpthumpthumpthump-thump-thump!  It's, like, conceptual techno, like Plastikman.  Shp-shp-shp-shp-ch-ch-ch-ch!

Anyway, Jersey Shore is like a Larry Clark movie...without the plot...oh, and the pedophilia!
:-X

I think I found some Snooki nude photos online. :o

I think I found some Snooki nude photos online. :o


I think I just vomited in my mouth.

8-P

I think I found some Snooki nude photos online. :o


well thank god you didn't post any here I can't afford to get a computer virus right now!!!  ;D

I think I just vomited in my mouth.

8-P


;D

here's some karma to cleanse you  ;)

From now on, everyone needs to stop calling her Snooki and start calling her "Dookie."  ;)
Uh no "Dookie" is a name of a "Green Day" cd that came out in 1994. Uh wrong decade buddy!

Uh no "Dookie" is a name of a "Green Day" cd that came out in 1994. Uh wrong decade buddy!



dookie is also another word for shyt, poop, feces, excrement.....

well thank god you didn't post any here I can't afford to get a computer virus right now!!!  ;D


No,they put a black censor bar over her snooki bits.

I think I just vomited in my mouth.

8-P


That picture was when she was skinnier.

dookie is also another word for shyt, poop, feces, excrement.....


Precisely!  ;)

I think I found some Snooki nude photos online. :o


This thread was just fine with pictures of crab lice.

This thread was just fine with pictures of crab lice.


I just love how the big crab is gripping onto it like Tarzan.  :D

http://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files/2010/06/lice.jpg

I just love how the big crab is gripping onto it like Tarzan.  :D


http://www.darkirisdesign.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/i-bloody-love-this-stick3.jpg

(It took a long time to find a safe-for-work version of that caption.  But at least I learned it's a Philippine Tarsier, and not a Lemur, who f*bleep*ing loves that stick!)

This thread was just fine with pictures of crab lice.


You mean she has crabs? :o

You mean she has crabs? :o


And crawdads!!!

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Snooki is hot ... as long as she has a bag over her head LOL

Snooki is hot ... as long as she has a bag over her head LOL


and something to cover her body.

and something to cover her body.


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That wasn't what I was thinking.  ::)

That wasn't what I was thinking.  ::)


since when???? that's all you're ever thinking.

since when???? that's all you're ever thinking.


That's all we're ever thinking.  All of us.  The difference is, Howard is a little more candid about his thoughts...
:-[

That's all we're ever thinking.  All of us.  The difference is, Howard is a little more candid about his thoughts...
:-[


Sorry,I can't help it.

since when???? that's all you're ever thinking.


I know,right?  ;D

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;D

http://chuvachienes.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/jersey-shore-snooki.jpg

For some strange reason,she don't look Italian,she looks more Indian.

^ she was adopted by an Italian family. She's Peruvian or something.


Joel McHale on the Soup last nite showed a clip of chris issack talking about how if he & J-Lo
ended up judging Idol together he'd spend all his time rubbing butter on her.

Joel McHale: J. Lo + butter = Snookie.  ;D

^ she was adopted by an Italian family. She's Peruvian or something.



Yeah, according to IMDb, (she) is of Chilean descent, but was adopted and raised by Italian-American parents.

Yeah, according to IMDb, (she) is of Chilean descent, but was adopted and raised by Italian-American parents.

Yeah I knew she was from somewhere in south america....just took a chance on Peru

Yeah I knew she was from somewhere in south america....just took a chance on Peru


I dunno if she's really a tramp or just plays one on TV.
???

I dunno if she's really a tramp or just plays one on TV.
???


O ones that good an actor.  ;)

I dunno if she's really a tramp or just plays one on TV.
???


Maybe a little of both.

Maybe a little of both.


Maybe A LOT of both?
???

Maybe A LOT of both?
???


Is she dating anyone at the moment?

Is she dating anyone at the moment?


I'd party with her!

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I'd party with her!

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I'll party with her too.

I'll party with her too.


But your wee wee would fall off

But your wee wee would fall off


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :o

But your wee wee would fall off


hey stop making fun of my wee wee.  :(

But your wee wee would fall off


Glue it back on and party some more.  It worked for John Wayne Bobbitt!
:P

Glue it back on and party some more.  It worked for John Wayne Bobbitt!
:P


And some!  I guess miss chop-it-off is starring in some pron lately...

And some!  I guess miss chop-it-off is starring in some pron lately...


He did a couple of skin flicks in the '90s, but that's about the extent of it!  

Lorena Gallo (formerly Bobbitt) has established -- get this -- an anti-domestic violence foundation:
                                                                                                    http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/icon_scratch.gif
Lorena's Red Wagon
http://www.lorenasredwagon.com/

I don't know about this Gallo guy but I guess he figured early on never to piss his wife off!  JWB also apologized to Lorena on Oprah.  I'm sorry, if you dismember me, no matter how big a sum bit I was, you don't get an apology!

Glue it back on and party some more.  It worked for John Wayne Bobbitt!
:P


That would be some heavy duty glue.  :o

And some!  I guess miss chop-it-off is starring in some pron lately...


Ooh,where's the tape?