What's this world coming to when you can't name your kid, after a genocidal mad German dictator?

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Seriously, what gives with the parents, anyway?

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http://www.torontosun.com/news/weird/2010/08/06/14942681.html

What's this world coming to when you can't name your kid, after a genocidal mad German dictator?

::)

Seriously, what gives with the parents, anyway?

::)

http://www.torontosun.com/news/weird/2010/08/06/14942681.html

Adolf Hitler Campbell.  ;D

Adolf Hitler Campbell.  ;D


I know, poor kid.

;D

Maybe I should call my son Joseph Stalin! (Stalin is Russian for steel, maybe I'll get him to watch Superman). :D

The youngest child, a baby, is named Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie, named after Heinrich Luitpold Himmler, a Nazi politician. A second daughter is named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation — Aryan Nations is a white nationalist neo-Nazi organization. All three have been in foster care.

They were going to name their next kid Fox News Campbell!
:D

You should be able to name your own children what you want, but -- for obvious reasons -- it is abusive to name your child "Adolf Hitler."  It's worse than naming your kids "F**k" and "C**t"! 

The ShopRight bakery made a lousy business decision.  They're out ten bucks.  All they had to do was take the decorating tube and write "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler."  It's not like they had to put the cake in the display case or something!
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I've known a few Adolfs.

I've known a few Adolfs.


Me too.  Not to mention a few Hitlers!
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...and he said "Son, this world is rough,
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough,
And a Nazi hick ain't gonna be there to help you along.

So I gave you that name and I said 'Seig Heil',
Even though you had to go to court a while,
But it's the BS that comes with that name that'll make you strong.

Now you just filed one hell of a suit,
And I know you won and the point is moot,
So disown me now, I wouldn't blame you if you do.

But you oughta thank me before you're off,
For the gravel in your guts and the phlegm in your cough,
I'm the son of a bitch that named y'Adolph.

Well I got all choked up, and I threw down my gun,
Called him my Pa, and he called me his son,
And we drank the place dry at the drinkin' trough.

I think about him now and then,
Every time I try, and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him...

"F**k" and "C**t"!

Well, I was gonna go with "Bill, or George, even Sue!", but yeah, anything but Adolph...

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/incocytus/Johnny20Cash20FINGER202.jpg

With apologies to the late, great, awesome Johnny Cash.

Me too.  Not to mention a few Hitlers!
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...and he said "Son, this world is rough,
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough,
And a Nazi hick ain't gonna be there to help you along.

So I gave you that name and I said 'Seig Heil',
Even though you had to go to court a while,
But it's the BS that comes with that name that'll make you strong.

Now you just filed one hell of a suit,
And I know you won and the point is moot,
So disown me now, I wouldn't blame you if you do.

But you oughta thank me before you're off,
For the gravel in your guts and the phlegm in your cough,
I'm the son of a bitch that named y'Adolph.

Well I got all choked up, and I threw down my gun,
Called him my Pa, and he called me his son,
And we drank the place dry at the drinkin' trough.

I think about him now and then,
Every time I try, and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him...

Well, I was gonna go with "Bill, or George, even Sue!", but yeah, anything but Adolph...

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/incocytus/Johnny20Cash20FINGER202.jpg

With apologies to the late, great, awesome Johnny Cash.


You get a plus one, for that alone!  ;D

...and he said "Son, this world is rough,
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough,
And a Nazi hick ain't gonna be there to help you along.

So I gave you that name and I said 'Seig Heil',
Even though you had to go to court a while,
But it's the BS that comes with that name that'll make you strong.

Now you just filed one hell of a suit,
And I know you won and the point is moot,
So disown me now, I wouldn't blame you if you do.

But you oughta thank me before you're off,
For the gravel in your guts and the phlegm in your cough,
I'm the son of a bitch that named y'Adolph.

Well I got all choked up, and I threw down my gun,
Called him my Pa, and he called me his son,
And we drank the place dry at the drinkin' trough.

I think about him now and then,
Every time I try, and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him...

Well, I was gonna go with "Bill, or George, even Sue!", but yeah, anything but Adolph...


With apologies to the late, great, awesome Johnny Cash.


Karma from me as well. ;D

...and he said "Son, this world is rough,
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough,
And a Nazi hick ain't gonna be there to help you along.

So I gave you that name and I said 'Seig Heil',
Even though you had to go to court a while,
But it's the BS that comes with that name that'll make you strong.

Now you just filed one hell of a suit,
And I know you won and the point is moot,
So disown me now, I wouldn't blame you if you do.

But you oughta thank me before you're off,
For the gravel in your guts and the phlegm in your cough,
I'm the son of a bitch that named y'Adolph.

Well I got all choked up, and I threw down my gun,
Called him my Pa, and he called me his son,
And we drank the place dry at the drinkin' trough.

I think about him now and then,
Every time I try, and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him...

Well, I was gonna go with "Bill, or George, even Sue!", but yeah, anything but Adolph...

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii301/incocytus/Johnny20Cash20FINGER202.jpg

With apologies to the late, great, awesome Johnny Cash.


LMAO!!!  One from me too.

My favorite part is where the parents said "they're not going to grow up to hate or hurt anyone."  Oh.  Ok.  ::)

My favorite part is where the parents said "they're not going to grow up to hate or hurt anyone."  Oh.  Ok.   ::)


Maybe he would grow up to be a sweet and gentle man, but everybody's been afraid of him all his life because his name is "Adolf Hitler."  Would you want to tangle with a guy named Adolf Hitler?  I wouldn't.  I wouldn't want to be friends with him either.  So this gentle "Adolf Hitler" grows into a sensitive, intelligent young man, but he's reclusive in a ramshackled house because people freak out if he goes out in public!  Sort of Boo Radley thing!
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Sort of Boo Radley thing! ;)


Why just one?  Why not nine million Hitlers?  All clones, growing up underground, just waiting for the day when they can pour forth across the Earth and fulfill their biological destiny!  And why not something even cornier than Boo Radley?

Which brings us to tonight's beautiful (and corny) sci-fi short story: a reading from Three-Fisted Tales of 'Bob':

"Hitler 1100108 was waiting when Dobbs clambered ineptly out of the saucer. "Gaw-dam!" "Bob" thought. A couple of years made a big improvement..."
  - Rev. Ken DeVries, Pilgrimage

Why just one?  Why not nine million Hitlers?  All clones, growing up underground, just waiting for the day when they can pour forth across the Earth and fulfill their biological destiny!  And why not something even cornier than Boo Radley?

Which brings us to tonight's beautiful (and corny) sci-fi short story: a reading from Three-Fisted Tales of 'Bob':

"Hitler 1100108 was waiting when Dobbs clambered ineptly out of the saucer. "Gaw-dam!" "Bob" thought. A couple of years made a big improvement..."
  - Rev. Ken DeVries, Pilgrimage


My stepbrother is an ordained reverend.  He sent in the back of a matchbook or something.  Literally, something on that level.  He's like a Reverend in the Church of the Highest Holiest Most Exalted One, or something like that.  I still send mail to him addressed as "Rev." It's kind of a joke.
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