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Subject: Jon Stewart's beard
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 08/10/10 at 10:25 pm
I was going to post a poll to survey whether or not Jon Stewart should shave his beard. Now I don't have to. He did the right thing. He got rid of it.
As a fellow short wiry guy with an elfish chin, I say Stewart did not wear it well. That's why I never wore a beard. It made me look even more elfish. It made me look like a leprechaun, but I'm Irish. It made Stewart look like a Jewish leprechaun, and what is that? I'll tell you what that is...
What's the difference between an Irish leprechaun and Jewish leprechaun?
The Irish leprechaun seeks a pot of gold. The Jewish leprechaun knows how to find one!
Uh oh! I hope people on this board have a good sense of humor.
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Ahem, back to Jon Stewart. Stewart's shtick (acch, there I go with the Jewish stuff again!) Stewart's routine relies on his brilliant use of facial expressions. I thought the beard tended to mask the subtlety of his physical humor, so I'm glad Stewart returned it to the dealer after the test drive!
:)
Subject: Re: Jon Stewart's beard
Written By: 2015 on 08/10/10 at 11:57 pm
lmfao!
Subject: Re: Jon Stewart's beard
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 08/11/10 at 12:12 am
I, uh, I wonder how much traction this thread is going to get.
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Subject: Re: Jon Stewart's beard
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/11/10 at 7:40 am
The beard made him look like a Jewish Colonel Saunders!
;D :D
Subject: Re: Jon Stewart's beard
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 08/11/10 at 2:26 pm
The beard made him look like a Jewish Colonel Saunders!
;D :D
Or Robert Reich!
:-X
Subject: Re: Jon Stewart's beard
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/11/10 at 2:31 pm
Or Robert Reich!
:-X
Kind of!
;D
Subject: Re: Jon Stewart's beard
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 08/21/10 at 9:21 am
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Subject: Re: Jon Stewart's beard
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 08/23/10 at 12:53 pm
Klingons don't have to shave until they're sixty earth years old!
8)
Subject: Re: Jon Stewart's beard
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 08/23/10 at 6:28 pm
Klingons don't have to shave until they're sixty earth years old!
8)
You mean they don't hit puberty until they're 60?!? Which means that they have to spend 60 years in junior high?!?!?!? :o :o :o
No wonder they're such mean bastards.
Subject: Re: Jon Stewart's beard
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 08/24/10 at 1:33 am
You mean they don't hit puberty until they're 60?!? Which means that they have to spend 60 years in junior high?!?!?!? :o :o :o
No wonder they're such mean bastards.
The Klingon's mind continues to develop throughout his lifetime. The human brain develops little past twelve years unless prompted do so by education. Many people still end up emotionally twelve years old in perpetuity!
:o
Subject: Re: Jon Stewart's beard
Written By: Howard on 08/24/10 at 6:30 am
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How about his beard?
Subject: Re: Jon Stewart's beard
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/24/10 at 4:37 pm
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How about his beard?
It's the Geico Caveman!
:D
Subject: Re: Jon Stewart's beard
Written By: Howard on 08/24/10 at 6:34 pm
It's the Geico Caveman!
:D
I don't see the resemblance.