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Subject: Rush Limbaugh Returns From Fourth(count 'em) Fourth Honeymoon
Written By: danootaandme on 06/17/10 at 11:32 am
40,000,000 Dollar contract, 3 failed marriages(so far), uses his housekeeper to score his oxy, trips to pedophile havens with young boys and a jar of viagra, what's not to love?
Subject: Re: Rush Limbaugh Returns From Fourth(count 'em) Fourth Honeymoon
Written By: Frank on 06/17/10 at 11:41 am
40,000,000 Dollar contract, 3 failed marriages(so far), uses his housekeeper to score his oxy, trips to pedophile havens with young boys and a jar of viagra, what's not to love?
You had me with the $40,000,000...
(OK, bad joke based on the Jerry Maguire film) :D
Subject: Re: Rush Limbaugh Returns From Fourth(count 'em) Fourth Honeymoon
Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/17/10 at 12:59 pm
I thought he was moving to Costa Rica.
Cat
Subject: Re: Rush Limbaugh Returns From Fourth(count 'em) Fourth Honeymoon
Written By: LyricBoy on 06/17/10 at 1:06 pm
40,000,000 Dollar contract, 3 failed marriages(so far), uses his housekeeper to score his oxy, trips to pedophile havens with young boys and a jar of viagra, what's not to love?
HELL YEAH!!!!!!
This guy knows how to party Big Willy Style. 8)
Subject: Re: Rush Limbaugh Returns From Fourth(count 'em) Fourth Honeymoon
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 06/17/10 at 7:40 pm
I don't know if you can say this about Limbaugh's sexual prowess, but it's sure true of his house: The sh*t is biiig!
My guess is that poor misguided lass gets sick of his tubalard, his 18-hour work schedule, and his drinkin' and druggin' in down time. It'll take four months. She will admit to herself she's sick of this guy's ass in six months. They have a few scandals, they separate, that takes about nine months into it.
She moves into the other wing of the Gatsby mansion. Her lawyer works out how she can get a piece of the action after she dumps him, and then she dumps him.
And then I write her book for her and we all get blooooody rich!
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Subject: Re: Rush Limbaugh Returns From Fourth(count 'em) Fourth Honeymoon
Written By: Frank on 06/17/10 at 8:20 pm
I don't know if you can say this about Limbaugh's sexual prowess, but it's sure true of his house: The sh*t is biiig!
My guess is that poor misguided lass gets sick of his tubalard, his 18-hour work schedule, and his drinkin' and druggin' in down time. It'll take four months. She will admit to herself she's sick of this guy's ass in six months. They have a few scandals, they separate, that takes about nine months into it.
She moves into the other wing of the Gatsby mansion. Her lawyer works out how she can get a piece of the action after she dumps him, and then she dumps him.
And then I write her book for her and we all get blooooody rich!
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;D Really enjoy your posts, Max.
Subject: Re: Rush Limbaugh Returns From Fourth(count 'em) Fourth Honeymoon
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 06/17/10 at 9:06 pm
;D Really enjoy your posts, Max.
Thanks a lot, Frank!
:)
Subject: Re: Rush Limbaugh Returns From Fourth(count 'em) Fourth Honeymoon
Written By: gmann on 06/18/10 at 6:02 am
Fourth marriage? Big deal. Elizabeth Taylor has enough old wedding rings to make a necklace.
Subject: Re: Rush Limbaugh Returns From Fourth(count 'em) Fourth Honeymoon
Written By: ChuckyG on 06/18/10 at 10:20 am
Sanctity of marriage...
Subject: Re: Rush Limbaugh Returns From Fourth(count 'em) Fourth Honeymoon
Written By: JamieMcBain on 06/18/10 at 11:14 am
You had me with the $40,000,000...
(OK, bad joke based on the Jerry Maguire film) :D
Show me the money!
;D
Subject: Re: Rush Limbaugh Returns From Fourth(count 'em) Fourth Honeymoon
Written By: Foo Bar on 06/18/10 at 10:57 pm
Sanctity of marriage...
He likes heterosexual marriage so much he has to do it over and over again.
Subject: Re: Rush Limbaugh Returns From Fourth(count 'em) Fourth Honeymoon
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 06/19/10 at 1:33 am
Can Rush even perform anymore? Or does it take so much Viagra you could raise Lazarus, so it just ain't worth it? Please -- It matters what Rush thinks about issues such as nuking the the oil volcano in the Gulf. He influences 1/2 the thinking adults in this country (and when I say "thinking" I mean "dumb" as an antonym). We have to find a way to keep him happy. We gave him more money than the old boy could even think about knowing how to spend, so the only thing left was to get him back into some poonanny.
He's our meal ticket, what hell else are we gonna do without some kind of fife-and-drum patriotism to keep the the rotten scum of the human race away from our fortunes and our wives!
-- Greg Marmalard, IV
Chapter President of the Republican Club
Faber college!
Semper ubi sub ubi!