You knew this thread was coming right!  ;)


Sigh... its not as interesting as Biggest loser... maybe it was just the family tho... I didn't like them very much...

If you ask to be on a reality show- especially one about losing weight- then do the work damn it... It's Jillian Freaking Michaels...it's not like you don't know what to expect... I mean seriously people!

Mostly I was annoyed with the crying... I feel bad that they lost their kid (22 yrs ago) but really they needed to deal with it a long time ago...

I swear- if I ever get on a reality show and start crying pls don't remind that its the one thing I absolutely detest.... some tears are okay its the overly dramatic sobbing that gets to me... anyway - I'll be plenty embarrassed for myself so please don't make it worse  ;)


They looked good tho... I can't believe they lost that much weight in 6 weeks... I must really start working harder....wait.. I guess I'd have to start working period!  :D

I wanted to smack the parents.  They just crapped out? A chance to train with Jillian freaking Michaels and they crap out?  Not cool.

They really weren't a likable family, were they?  Hopefully the families get better. 

I wanted to smack the parents.  They just crapped out? A chance to train with Jillian freaking Michaels and they crap out?  Not cool.

They really weren't a likable family, were they?  Hopefully the families get better. 


Glad it wasn't just me and my judgmental fat ass!  ;) :)

Glad it wasn't just me and my judgmental fat ass!  ;) :)


Nah, you can add my judgmental fat ass in the mix. ;) 

I love Jillian so I hope this show does well.

I'd love for the luscious Jillian Michaels  :-* to come over to my place to do a show. Afterwards we'd party Big Willie Style...  :P

I'd love for the luscious Jillian Michaels  :-* to come over to my place to do a show. Afterwards we'd party Big Willie Style...  :P



Which is What?  ::)

Which is What?  ::)


Oh we'd have all sorts of diet soft drinks and nutritious foods to eat in moderation.  Also little party hats and kazoos for our party.  ;)

Oh we'd have all sorts of diet soft drinks and nutritious foods to eat in moderation.  Also little party hats and kazoos for our party.  ;)


Box of balloons
With the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers
That pop in the night

Which is What?  ::)


He'd get jiggy wit' it

Oh we'd have all sorts of diet soft drinks and nutritious foods to eat in moderation.  Also little party hats and kazoos for our party.  ;)


I'd sure want to lose it with Jillian Michaels. ;)

I'd sure want to lose it with Jillian Michaels. ;)


Is there anyone you wouldn't want to lose it with?

Is there anyone you wouldn't want to lose it with?


I don't know,I haven't decided yet.

I don't know,I haven't decided yet.


Sir Billzy's back :D

I'd sure want to lose it with Jillian Michaels. ;)


i thought it was gonna be lyricboy to say that lol

Sir Billzy's back :D


Yes I know,thank you very much!  ::)

My favorite moments from tonite's ep......so far...



The Mom: I can't breathe
Jillian: Do you think I care?  ;D


Jillian: How is it you haven't worked out in 20 yrs?
Mom: I never learned how to exercise.
Jillian: Do you know how to walk?
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/smileys/smileyrotflmao.gif

Wait?  Walk is exercise? ;)

Wait?  Walk is exercise? ;)


apparrently. Who knew? 

I don't like this mom either. What's up with that?

Btw- I love how these people get a "surprise call" from J telling them they've been selected for the show- hello! The camera crew in your living room shoulda been your  first clue  ::)

I do like kids tho.

Amazing how the mom got her eyesight whipped into shape too  ;)
she looked good after her makeover

Um Jillian. Come visit me I could use a few workouts and 50k!!!

I hope that Jillian comes over to my place and gives me a private training session too.

I do like kids tho.

Amazing how the mom got her eyesight whipped into shape too  ;)
she looked good after her makeover

Um Jillian. Come visit me I could use a few workouts and 50k!!!


No doubt.  I would love to have her visit me, too. 

I hope that Jillian comes over to my place and gives me a private training session too.


Tell her to give me a call too,I would like a one on one with her too. ;)

Tell her to give me a call too,I would like a one on one with her too. ;)


pls....no way you could handle it...she'd have you rocking in the corner, sucking your thumb & wetting yourself...  ;D

pls....no way you could handle it...she'd have you rocking in the corner, sucking your thumb & wetting yourself...   ;D


Last night was the first time I watched her show.  Basically she alternates between three basic emotional setups:


Busting the contestants' 'nads on the treadmill
Expressing disgust at the contestants' (a) bulk, (b) sloth, (c) indifference
Consoling the contestant after having done the first two things

Last night was the first time I watched her show.  Basically she alternates between three basic emotional setups:


Busting the contestants' 'nads on the treadmill
Expressing disgust at the contestants' (a) bulk, (b) sloth, (c) indifference
Consoling the contestant after having done the first two things



yep...you nailed it  ;D

pls....no way you could handle it...she'd have you rocking in the corner, sucking your thumb & wetting yourself...   ;D


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  ;D ;D ;D

Last night was the first time I watched her show.  Basically she alternates between three basic emotional setups:


Busting the contestants' 'nads on the treadmill
Expressing disgust at the contestants' (a) bulk, (b) sloth, (c) indifference
Consoling the contestant after having done the first two things



Formula.  She has it.

pls....no way you could handle it...she'd have you rocking in the corner, sucking your thumb & wetting yourself...   ;D


Ok,let her try me.

And on tonight's episode, here is a preview of Jillian's inspirational dialogue


Get on that treadmill and RUN you lazy tub of monkey junk!

Start sweating NOW or I'm gonna rip off your giblets and shove them down your throat!

You are worthless, lazy, and slothful.  I don't know why I waste my time on the likes of you.

GROUP HUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And on tonight's episode, here is a preview of Jillian's inspirational dialogue


Get on that treadmill and RUN you lazy tub of monkey junk!

Start sweating NOW or I'm gonna rip off your giblets and shove them down your throat!

You are worthless, lazy, and slothful.  I don't know why I waste my time on the likes of you.

GROUP HUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!



One word to her KISS MY ASS BITCH!  :P

One word to her KISS MY ASS BITCH!  :P


that's four words

that's four words


I got one word for you!!!  KARMA!  8)

I got one word for you!!!   KARMA!  8)


Ditto  8)

I got one word for you!!!  KARMA!  8)


Ditto squared ;D

that's four words


Should I have taken out the "bitch"? ;D

Should I have taken out the "bitch"? ;D


yeah....that'd still be three words....  ::)

yeah....that'd still be three words....   ::)


So what's the difference?

One word to her KISS MY ASS BITCH!  :P



So what's the difference?


You originally said one word...much different than 3 or 4 words.

I don't know,I haven't decided yet.
maybe Flo from the insurance commercail?

maybe Flo from the insurance commercail?


She's hot.  But in Howard's case:


pls....no way you could handle it...she'd have you rocking in the corner, sucking your thumb & wetting yourself...   ;D


;D

maybe Flo from the insurance commercail?



Hey sure why not? Is she dating anyone?

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/inthe00s/flo-1.jpg

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/inthe00s/flo-1.jpg


;D DAMN!

;D DAMN!


Heck yeah.  :P

Heck yeah.   :P



Flo would never write anything like that.  ::)

Flo would never write anything like that.  ::)



Maybe she would write:

To Howard,

Let's party.

Flo

Flo would never write anything like that.  ::)


she totally would. I should know my friend works at progressive.

she totally would. I should know my friend works at progressive.



Is her name Flo?  ::)

Maybe she would write:

To Howard,

Let's party.

Flo


http://redriverautographs.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/600full-stephanie-courtney.jpg

I would party with her without her makeup.

I still have to watch that one week I missed but I just finished tonite's ep....


FINALLY!  FINALLY A FAMILY I LIKED! I was starting to worry that J was only going to help annoying people!

I liked the whole family- including the dad who didn't know how to show love or connect with his kids on a level deeper than football...

I really liked Elijah. My heart bled for him and I'm not ashamed to admit (much) that I was in tears the whole freaking episode...

I love how Bitchy and mean Jillian gets.  She can whip me anytime in the sack :D

I have her Fitness Ultimatum 2009 and 2010 games as well as The Biggest Loser all for Wii.  Haven't played them yet as my Wii is set up in an area that's a wee bit cramped at the moment and these games require lots of space around me lol

I know one of the things I liked about the family from last night-  they didn't complain....not much. I can tell the workouts are hard and I get feeling like you can't continue but I detest the whining about it...

This family tho were real troopers. And they worked hard. They may be my favorite family of all time in all of biggest loser etc history.

http://redriverautographs.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/600full-stephanie-courtney.jpg

I would party with her without her makeup.


In her driveway?

In her driveway?


Yeah,Why not?  ;)

Yeah,Why not?  ;)


"Why won't she do it in the road?"
  - With apologies to John Lennon

didn't hate the family this week... Personally I felt for them.... freaking working out is a bitch by itself but in AZ??? OMG!!!


I think -  like Sione & Filipe and the Sam & Koli on Biggest Loser- the woman tonight wasn't fighting for her family but for her whole culture....she wanted her whole tribe to get healthy and Jillian had a challenge but rose to the occasion. It was a delicate balance between being brutal and being culturally insensitive and I think she handled it well...  that kid who threw the fried bread at her... he was an ass- there was no play in that moment and I think J. was pissed but I also think she believed what she said... I'd rather you throw it at me than eat it....

And nice that the entire (whatever tribe it was) nation gets free membership to Jillian Michaels dot com....  I'm willing to bet the final dollar amount given to support the tribes new fitness program didn't amount to 50k like other families were given... I bet they factored in the cost of the membership and cut the monies down to 30 or 25K.... but that's just a guess....

Well the season's over....it was okay but I prefer Biggest Loser....


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