Even she's sick of hearing his end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it blather!
What did she ever see in that guy anyway!? He's more wooden than the trees he's always trying to save!

Your Pal,
Doc
8)

You know what's coming next....

SEX TAPE!!!!!!!  ;D 

They're separating, not divorcing.

They're separating, not divorcing.


They're on a break...

They're on a break...

Wow, so you can party with her  ;D

So is this An Inconvenient Divorce, for Al Gore?

;D

Wow, so you can party with her  ;D


Nah, I'm sure LB has more taste than that. ;D

I can't stand her or her husband.  Both pompous asses.  Maybe they SHOULD stay together.

Big Deal

Wow, so you can party with her  ;D


Not quite yet.  I do have a protocol that I follow:


First, since she is married, I have to wait until her divorce is finalized.
Second, since she is Tipper, I have to get so absolutely sloshing drunk that if I'm drunk enough to consider partying with her, I am too drunk to physically get the job done.


So I do not think I see partying with her in my future.  ;)

Not quite yet.  I do have a protocol that I follow:


First, since she is married, I have to wait until her divorce is finalized.
Second, since she is Tipper, I have to get so absolutely sloshing drunk that if I'm drunk enough to consider partying with her, I am too drunk to physically get the job done.


So I do not think I see partying with her in my future.  ;)

Ah, but remember rule #2:

"If a girl falls below your standards...lower your standards !"

You know what's coming next....

SEX TAPE!!!!!!!  ;D   


Jello Biafra would give his left nut for that!

It took the two of the 40 years to figure out they were both insufferable!
::)

You know what's coming next....

SEX TAPE!!!!!!!  ;D 



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what's coming next....

SEX TAPE!!!!!!!  ;D 



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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So that means Tipper is available soon?

She must've gotten tired of Al cranking up his devil music.  ::)

So that means Tipper is available soon?



Why?  You interested?

"If a girl falls below your standards...lower your standards !"


Standards?  Standards are for people with options.


What did she ever see in that guy anyway!? He's more wooden than the trees he's always trying to save!


Hey, Tipper?

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/a/-/bush_wood.jpg

...need some wood?

Why?  You interested?



No,just asking.

She must've gotten tired of Al cranking up his devil music.  ::)


Tipper was quite the Southern belle back in the PMRC days.  She should have gone back stage to meet Motley Crue.  After a ride with Tommy James, she'd change her mind!

Maybe they've been running around on each other for decades.  Some will say: "You can tell.  It's always the preachy ones."  Actually, it's not.  It's just that when the preachy ones do it, we all say, "Hey, wait a minute there Mr. and Mrs. Self Righteous!"
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Tipper was quite the Southern belle back in the PMRC days.  She should have gone back stage to meet Motley Crue.  After a ride with Tommy James, she'd change her mind!


You mean Tommy Lee? ;)

You mean Tommy Lee? ;)



The one in the Pam Anderson tape with enormous schlong.  I guess that would be Tommy Lee!

Tommy James was the Shondells guy, "Crimson and Clover," "I think We're Alone Now," "Mony Mony," etc.
:P

The one in the Pam Anderson tape with enormous schlong.  I guess that would be Tommy Lee!

Tommy James was the Shondells guy, "Crimson and Clover," "I think We're Alone Now," "Mony Mony," etc.
:P


Tommy James has been described like a baby's forearm holding an apple.  :o

Remember that big on-camera soul kiss Al laid on Tipper back in 2000?  Kind of ironic they're the ones who are separated and Bill and Hillary are still together.

Al should be happy to dump that old ball and chain. I haven't liked Tipper since she created the PMRC and tried to knock Prince out of business. I hope she cries everytime he puts out an album!  After all the heck she raised and only 5 of Prince's 30 albums have that stupid parental warning sticker on the front.  8)

Go ahead Al! Dump'er!

Even she's sick of hearing his end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it blather!
What did she ever see in that guy anyway!? He's more wooden than the trees he's always trying to save!

Your Pal,
Doc
8)


Is that with or without Viagra???

Remember that big on-camera soul kiss Al laid on Tipper back in 2000?  Kind of ironic they're the ones who are separated and Bill and Hillary are still together.




Why wasn't it the other way around?

So that means Tipper is available soon?


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Al should be happy to dump that old ball and chain. I haven't liked Tipper since she created the PMRC and tried to knock Prince out of business. I hope she cries everytime he puts out an album!  After all the heck she raised and only 5 of Prince's 30 albums have that stupid parental warning sticker on the front.  8)

Go ahead Al! Dump'er!


Lemme tell you something about Tippper:

I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating in a magazine...
:-*

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But Tipper has 6 six kids.

But Tipper has 6 six kids.


One of them's Bill's!
:D

Why wasn't it the other way around?


Because between 2000-2008, Hilary still had a shot at a third term as President.

Al's gonna be crawling with babes and Tipper's gonna be doing eHarmony!
:P

Because between 2000-2008, Hilary still had a shot at a third term as President.



Bill just "shot"  :D

Al's gonna be crawling with babes and Tipper's gonna be doing eHarmony!
:P


:) Karma.